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The Glazio News
8/31/2020
News is good, news is very good. Why? I got a new Pokemon game, that's why! Can you guess what it is? Whatever, I'm just gonna tell ya, it's Pokemon Silver on the Virtual Console. Why Silver, exactly? Because I wanted an old game and chose Gen 2. And I prefer Silver over Gold. So I began my journey by checking the time and date multiple times and complaining about being a boy! Then my fricking in-game mom had to ask me, the 10 year old, what day it was and if it was Daylight Savings Time. Before giving me a fricking phone. I am throughly baffled. So I go to the Pokemon Lab and get a female Chikorita, which only took one reset! I named her Sweetie because I have lame names! Not much exciting happened, I went to Mr. Pokemon's house, got the Egg for the professor, yadda yadda yadda. Then guess who appears? My rival nerd who battles me and loses! While technically having a type advantage! He says his name is ???. Ah yes, ???. Because triple-question-marks is a great name. Then I hear that a Pokemon has been stolen and I go to the professor's lab. I arrive and, apparently, Mr. Triple-Question Marks Redhead stoleded a Pokermain. And apparently I got his name even though he technically introduced himself as ???. Then I had to name my rival. I named him Gladion even though he's nothing like Gladion and Gladion didn't exist. I don't care, I probably would've named him Loser instead. Actually that might've been funnier. But then I headed on my way and eventually made it to Violet City and caught 5 Unown at the Ruins of Alph. They were, like... C, I, K, B... and another I don't recall. Then I took them and Sweetie to the Gym and beat Falkner with them all. His Pidgeotto was finished off by my last hope: an Unown. What fun. Then I quit for the moment. On to the fanfic news on my new fanfic! Which needs a darned name! Hau tells us that malasadas are his favorite food and wow who would've guessed I thought Hau hated malasadas that sure was a mystery. Then he watches Pika eat her malasada, which is apparently adorable. Well, it probably is, so... anyway, he apparently feels his sharp mental knee kick. I dunno. Pika asks if he's all right, since he was zoning out and probably had weird looks on his face since he mentally kicked himself and somehow felt it or something. He apologizes and says that he was zoned out. Hau is Captain Obvious. He asks Pika if she was saying something, which she replies no. Then she cuts herself off and stares at him before asking if he's blushing, because he is. If Pika can spot your blush, you suck at hiding it. Hau says he isn't, Pika says he is and that his face is all red. And then she puts a hand on his cheek to confirm that they're really hot to the touch. The look on his face when she did was probably priceless. Hauhead is embarrassed and lies, saying that maybe he has a fever. This causes Pika to freak out, as she thinks his bite wound got infected. She she returns Night the Umbreon and Mew to their Poke Balls and starts shoving Hau out of the shop so he can get to his house before weakness kicks in, as she doesn't think he's faking it. Then here comes Lillie, who has a chat and introduction with Pika. She asks Pika why she's shoving Hau around, and she replies that he said he thinks he has a fever and all that biz. So Lillie's worried and drags them to the Ferry Terminal so they can head to Aether and Hau can get help. Even though he doesn't need it. Insert warpy sounds here, 'cause it's time to finally get outta Hauhead's POV and to Pika's. The ferry is a-zoomin' and Hau is sitting down while Lillie stares out a window and taps her foot. Pika sits down next to Hau, who looks away from her, giving her the idea that she's done something wrong. She thinks his fever's getting worse and asks how he's feeling. He says that he's feeling awkward, mixed-up, and crazy. Pika asks if she did something wrong, and Hau replies with a classic line: "N-No, unless you count apparently existing to be wrong... because you existing led you here for some reason, and-" I think I'm making Hau kinda sound like a jerk when I'm not trying to. I butcher all of your personalities. Pika thinks that she did do something wrong, and Hau replies that she didn't, but Pika doesn't seem to believe him and asks him to please tell her what she did wrong. After a minute of silence, he says that she met him and that seems to have caused something. Pika assumes it's the bite, but he says no. So she asks what, and he just kinda gets more awkward and covers his face with his hands. Good way to do absolutely nothing besides mutter stuff into said hands. Hau also apparently likes to say no, because he says it about a million fricking times. He decides to admit that he doesn't have a fever because things are getting dramatic, but he's cut off by the captain of the ferry saying they've reached Aether Paradise. Good job, Captain Nerdface. That's all for now, see ya!

Pika: OMG YA HAVE A FEVER I GONNA SHOVE YA ALLLLLL THE WAY HOME
Hau: (mentally kicks self in face, knee, and stomach)

XDXDXD

You should see 'em now. Hau was blushing and lied that he had a fever because he's trying to hide his crush on Pika. And Pika thinks his bite injury got infected, so she panics and shoves him out of the shop and down the street! XD

The Glazio News
8/30/2020
I thought breeding a male HA Pokemon that had a starter's gender ratio for an HA female would be hard, and I found it hard once. But... somehow it's not difficult anymore? I dunno, but I have a few more HA Pokemon, like Chespin and Squirtle. I'm trying to get Bulbasaur at the moment. I was breeding Feebas, but it's harder than I expected, so I went "meh" and quit for the moment. I'll be breeding them again later though. So, news on my new fanfic. Hau explains to Pika what happened in decent detail and kicks himself mentally for multiple reasons. Five, actually. Pika is confused by his explanation, but then here come their malasadas! Pika just stares at her malasada, so Hau has to tell her what it is. So Pika eats a bit and likes it. She says it's really good, and as you can expect, Hau agrees with her. Then he devours his in like ten seconds. And Pika is pretty surprised by how fast he can devour malasadas. That's it for now. Frock I want outta this cruddy shop and to more plot, but I'm lazy. See ya!

OMG, you would not believe how much I laughed at that, I mean, good lor-r-r-rd... (collapses in laughter) WHY ARE YOU SO STINKIN' FUNNY?! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(is locked up in mental asylum for never shutting up about the Battle Tree's Round obsession)

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
XDXDXD
LyleGoliath
seconds ago
DARMANITAN
LyleGoliath
seconds ago
Sarmanitan*
LyleGoliath
seconds ago
Sarmanitan* XD
LyleGoliath
seconds ago
I mean sarmanitan doesnt
LyleGoliath
a minute ago
My shiny Eevee has run away and darumaka doesn't have zen mode

Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
I'm obsessed with the Battle Tree's obsession with frickity Round.
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
Name something after me lol
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
now i'll have Lyle, X, and X II
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
kk
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Uh... name it Lyle, 'cause why not? XD
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
what do you wanna name Hawlucha, Glazio
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
XD
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Brb
LyleGoliath
2 minutes ago
Nice magnezone
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Luckily I didn't get my Gladion card stuck to my forehead this time.
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
got the Hawlucha
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Round. (slams face into table)
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
Oof
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I love Round's animation and sound effects, but holy crap, it's everywhere in the Battle Tree and it's not even good.
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
I fought a refrigerate round aurorus earlier
LyleGoliath
3 minutes ago
LMAO glazio
TheMagnezone
4 minutes ago
I found a Hawlucha on the route right before Bill
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Round, Round, more Round, extra Round, fricking Round, ROUND! AAAAAAHHHHH! (destroys Battle Tree)
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
She'll smash XD
LyleGoliath
4 minutes ago
I like using she'll smash contrary shuckle
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
My chandelure used to have quick claw
LyleGoliath
5 minutes ago
Mine had quick claw XD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
I love bulky and stally Pokemon. I can't help it, I just find pleasure in using them.
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
I gave mine Leftovers as well, for more recovery.
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
On my Umbreon
LyleGoliath
6 minutes ago
I originally had psychic dark Pulse toxic moonlight
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
The Battle Tree is fricking obsessed with Round.

The Glazio News
8/29/2020
Whee. News flash is whee. Whee whee whee. Epic super whee. Mega whee. I'm eating cane whee sugar. Ice whee cream. What am I talking about? I have no idea. Anyway, I've been breeding Feebas thanks to a nice GTS person. Because now I have one that doesn't have Oblivious. Also, I got more Type: Null and Silvally. The collection shall grow. Grow, grow, keep growing... do it, love it, breathe it, live it... on to the fanfic news. On my new fanfic, I made a little bit of progress. Also it needs a name. So Hau tries to stand up while carrying Pika, and he falls over. Well, he doesn't actually hit the ground thanks to Mew's psychic powers, but you know what I mean. He fally fells. So him and Pika, who is still asleep somehow, are hovering in the air, which Hau thinks is awesome 'cause he's kinda-sorta flying. He thinks about how cool it'd be to do that outside instead of in a Malasada Shop. Mew psychic powers Pika into a stool at an empty table, and she just then decides to regain consciousness. The look on her face is probably great. After all, it's not every day that you wake up and see Hau hovering around while you're somehow in a stool at a Malasada Shop. Mew lowers floaty Hau into the other stool, and Pika's still in shock because she has no idea what just happened. Mew lands on her shoulder and Night sits by her stool. Also, everyone is staring at them because they have no idea what just happened. Hau asks Pika if she's okay because she looks like she's about to croak and die of shock and confusion. She says that he just floated down, and Hau explains that Mew lifted them up with psychic powers or something. Pika then asks what happened, saying that she must've passed out. That's it for now. Where the frock is me malasada? Anyway, see ya!

CC ™
2 minutes ago
hi cc