Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
Seriously, I bet I write better songs than her.
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I think her music is crappy, so...
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
That salt is worse than parlor swipple music
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
Lmao but her albums aren’t crappy
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
Ok I’m warning you guys:NEVER LET OCEAN WATER ENTER YOUR MOUTH OR NOSE
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
Wait... I hope Parlor Swipple wasn't in my burrito that I had last night. If she was, I'll be puking microphones and crappy music albums all day.
~MegaCharizardY~
a minute ago
Wow
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
The heck
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Let's stuff Parlor Swipple in a burrito and drown her.
~MegaCharizardY~
2 minutes ago
Nah but there’s a video about Adele getting drowned because she ate too many burritos and people thought she was a whale
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Me: "(does epic victory dance and runs back home because I was kidnapped)"
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Is there a video where a 32 foot long orca-like creature strikes her house with lightning and brings tidal waves too it?
~MegaCharizardY~
3 minutes ago
LOL
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
Parlor Swipple: "OMG THAT MUSIC SONG IS TOO GOOD FOR ME EARHOLES AAAAAAHHHHH! (turns into blobfish)"
~MegaCharizardY~
4 minutes ago
But seriously, who wears this to bed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
It'll be too epic and she'll die. XD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
XDXDXD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
So there's a music video where a 12 year old pees on Parlor Swipple's clothes?
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
She will mutate into her original form, a blobfish, when she hears the gladion theme
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
And not the Pokemon dude Alan.
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
All hail Alan's voice.
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
If she wears Blank Space music video style PJs, she’s good
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
XDD
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
XDXDXD
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
She will constantly be wearing pajamas XD
~MegaCharizardY~
6 minutes ago
“Your integrity makes me seem small You paint dreamscapes on the wall” -I like this lineeeee
Glazio Kawaii
6 minutes ago
But I'll get a sledgehammer and bust in all the doors and walls in her house while blasting Gladion's battle theme.
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
R.I.P
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
She will have one pair of clothes left
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
I won't pee on the ones she's wearing.
~MegaCharizardY~
7 minutes ago
Avert your eyes PK
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
Don't worry, she won't be nude.
PrimalKyogre
7 minutes ago
Yay now she has no clothes......WAIT WHAT
~MegaCharizardY~
7 minutes ago
That’s so Blank Space music video like of you
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
7 minutes ago
I am fully prepared to be kidnapped by a singer, as you can see.
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
XDDD
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
Wow
Glazio Kawaii
8 minutes ago
And then, when she's sleeping, I'll pee on all of the clothing in her probably giant closet and fry them on a stove.
PrimalKyogre
8 minutes ago
She is high on evil squigglys. Not the good kind, the evil kind that makes you write songs
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
*her
~MegaCharizardY~
8 minutes ago
He drug is her baby
~MegaCharizardY~
9 minutes ago
ah yes
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
XD
~MegaCharizardY~
9 minutes ago
LMAO
Glazio Kawaii
9 minutes ago
She's high on her boyfriend, you can't take her seriously.
~MegaCharizardY~
9 minutes ago
“Give you my wild, give you a child” -peace
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
If she steals me, I'll break all of the copies of her albums and break her instruments and microphone.
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
Me neither XD
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
She does?
PrimalKyogre
10 minutes ago
Oh and while you are at it can you dig me out of this grave Y? It’s kinda dark in here
Glazio Kawaii
10 minutes ago
Well, tell her that I'm not up for adoption.
~MegaCharizardY~
10 minutes ago
you know I think Taylor Swift wants kids :O
~MegaCharizardY~
11 minutes ago
SQUIGGLIES
Glazio Kawaii
11 minutes ago
Frock dis fly.
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
Resurrect the chat with the power of squigglys
PrimalKyogre
11 minutes ago
Yeah Y
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
Y, BRING US BACK TO LIFE!
Glazio Kawaii
12 minutes ago
Well then, you and I have something in common. XD
PrimalKyogre
12 minutes ago
I am literally in a grave underground
PrimalKyogre
13 minutes ago
I am dead outsidr
Glazio Kawaii
13 minutes ago
I am dead inside.
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
Because I am dead
PrimalKyogre
14 minutes ago
Me too
Glazio Kawaii
15 minutes ago
I sense death.