Question

What would happen if you used me first and your opponent used me first?

Answer 1

It will not work and fail. Look at this for more info on this move:

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Special:Search&search=Me first&go=Go

Answer 2

I would go first O_o :D

OK, it would fail, I guess

Comments

Why do you talk about yourself, now?

Is it because it is a joke or is it to fit the minimum amount of characters?

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No, it is a joke coz I love myself :D