Geeroo's List of Wanted Games
- Live A Live. Time travel, multiple stories, Pogo, and so much more!
- Pokemon Scarlet. Random, but while I get that Koraidon's supposed to be like a motorcycle, he honestly gives off tribal vibes to me. You know, with the 'feathers' on his head and all. Maybe that's just me.
- Cattails: Wildwood. Only over one-and-a-half years to go until it's released on Switch! Yaaaaaaaay-y-y- (starts crying)
- Monster Hunter Stories 2: Wings of Ruin. The character customization is great, you get to ride monsters, the character customization is great, the graphics are beautiful, the character customization is great, and the story seems interesting. Did I mention that the character customization is great?
- Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes. It's a game about battles, war, plot stuff that I can't figure out yet, and giving sweets to some gray-haired kid. Or at least that's what I did. Many a time did I say "be my fren".
- Triangle Strategy. It's cool and stuff and things.
- Stardew Valley. My trial's gonna run out in a couple days, so then I'll have to buy it. Or complain to my mom so that she buys it. Probably that.
Geeroo's List of "Work on These or I'll Kill You" Games
- Kirby and the Forgotten Land. I got my file to 100%, but I still need to upgrade the Copy Abilities to max.
- Kirby Star Allies. I got puzzle pieces to find and all that.
- Kirby Fighters 2. (uses Rank-Up Magic cards to see if it'll rank me up)
- Super Kirby Clash. So much Korbe. Anyway, I have tons of stuff to buy and upgrade, not to mention I wanna get Platinum Medals for all the enemies and whatnot.
- Nexomon: Extinction. Gotta catch 'em alllllllll-
- Yoshi's Crafted World. I need Smiley Flowers.
- Pokemon Quest. Happenstance Island. Enough said.
- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX. Need to rank up there too.
- Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon EVERY BUDDY!. Work on dungeon. Increase Job Level.
- a bunch of other stuff I think.
Jun 20, 2022
by
Gau
Indeed. Once I find these purple shorts, I'll likely be renowned as the farmer who finds purple shorts.
Jun 19, 2022
by
Gau
"I lost my lucky purple shorts. I'm telling you this because I think I can trust you."
Ah, the joys of being a farmer.
Jun 19, 2022
by
Gau
I'm glad you approve. Personality, I think a team like that would do great in AG. XD
Jun 19, 2022
by
Gau
Here's my version, complete with lame natures (they're just the special/physical version of my team members') and bad movesets!
Crimson (Ninetales) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Brave Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Iron Tail
- Zen Headbutt
- Payback
Brenda (Espeon) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Psychic Fangs
- Iron Tail
- Double Kick
- Morning Sun
Diana (Lucario) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Careful Nature
- Close Combat
- Meteor Mash
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
(Had so much trouble thinking of a name so I just went with that.)
Allen (Pyukumuku) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def
Mild Nature
- Mirror Coat
- Helping Hand
- Recover
- Protect
(Not even trying to be accurate here.)
Marty (Lycanroc-Midnight) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Snarl
- Hyper Voice
- Uproar
(No Nasty Plot. So sad.)
Bob (Salamence) (M) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Dragon Pulse
- Hurricane
- Hydro Pump
- Flamethrower
(Again, couldn't really think of a name. So now he's Bob.
fail)
Jun 18, 2022
by
Gau
Physical female Espeon
Physical female Lucario
Physical male Kantonian Ninetales
Special male Salamence
Special male Midnight Lycanroc
Allen
Truly a dream team right there.
Jun 18, 2022
by
Gau
Beautiful. XD
Most relatable quote: "I shot you like twenty times, how are you still alive?"
Allen
Jun 18, 2022
by
Gau
Please explain to stupid here how dying is gay...?
Jun 18, 2022
by
anonymous
Alany
Jun 18, 2022
by
Gau
Ah, Pikawiki. A nonsensical nonexistent website about my stories, run by a pre-teen who is in a foul mood 97% of the time (just realized that recently) and yells at someone else's OC. But that's not important. What is important is Enneth, a parody of N from Pokemon who simps for a Taylor Swift parody named Parlor Swipple, becomes a troll, can't turn off his caps lock, and creates a bunch of dupe accounts. Like diet Josh Kool. However, the heavily sarcastic forces of Pikawiki keep banning his accounts, leading to him throwing trolly hissy fits and somehow getting less and less sensical. Also he hates Gau. Here are some mildly amusing quotes:
"Place of origin: YOUR DERPING MOMMETH"
"I can't tell if this is funny or if I should barf."
"Reply within a week or your account will be permanently banned. Also, you're a damn idiot. Thanks."
"You such idiot. Get life, stop making account."
"PeelorPoopleFanneth? More like Peelor Poople's Fanny."
"Oh, we're gonna take a walk outside today, gonna see what we can find today We're gonna take a walk outside today, gonna see what we can find today Oh, I saw your account and I felt high So I want you to jump off a bridge and die Stones to meet, bone breaks to be It's all so new and fun to see"
"DO U NOW WHY GUA IS MEENETH ITS BCUZ HES DERPING MEEN AND MEENED ME SO MEANLEE THAT I CRYEDETH DORP"
"Place of origin: TROONE DERP"
"I AM A DEORPING KEEEEEEENGETH AND I GO DORPETH DERP TURRRRRD AND GAW IS SO LAEEEREREEREEEEM WHICH IS MY FAVRITE PEELOR POOPLE SONG"
"IM NOTTETH A DOROING DAPRICOOT EBBETH IS MY CUZIIN AND UR MEEN"
"U DERPING SUCKETH"
"What am I to you, vegan cheese?"
"You're so funny when you don't make any sense."
"Enneth McDeaddeth"
"DORP WEAR MYE BEIGENIES"
""Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None" "Privileges: None""
"Hi Enneth. Oh wait you're not Enneth. Oh wait you have green hair. Hi Enneth."
"Enneth is a troll with far more Parlor Swipple albums than IQ and green hair."
"Pika's at her throat. With a knife."
"On a sugar high."
"With all that crazy stuff, it must've been quite a money drain Those gemstones went right into her brain"
"When she first woke up, she realized She had bright green hair that scared off all the guys"
"got gems in her bloodstream and screamed "why me""
"Dude, she wouldn't get hints on how to complete a four-piece puzzle."
"No wonder you're bored, your life is like a low-quality movie."
"I'm afraid I don't speak Gauese, my good man."
"OH ENNETH ReEEEEEEEEEEE I DOTPING HAET U SO MUSH THAT I PEED ON ENNETH BIKIKINS"
"GAU MOER LIEK GAG BEECUZ I GAGGEDETH ON U"
"How dumb can this man get?"
"Well, that's English, but I still don't understand it."
"Kill Enneth for me please."
"Uwurf indeed."
"DORP I HAET LIEF AND PEEKAWIKEY"
"SAHNDMAMMOTH SUKZ HARD SO I HAET PEEKA DORP"
"STOP MAKING ME LAUGH WHEN I DRINK GINGER ALE"
"This... is the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. I could wet my pants and my pee would be smarter. If you seriously think I won't be able to stop you just because you made a 'treddeth', you're even more delusional than I thought. Which is saying something."
"AND I DORPED TRIDUMPANTLY AS CELEZ SANG #OOOOOOOOHGHHHHGGHHHHGHGGGHGHAAAA I BURPED AND DURPED AND IM A HOG NOOZED BARHBEE WHO SMOOCHED LODGE# AND JOSH KOWL SAYS #FF STANDS FOR FUC FIZZ AND UR FUCHEDS#"
"Six, what the hell does 'smooched into a volcano' mean?"
"Ah yes. Enneth's Dorping Pikawiki Invasion."
"Please inform me what you were high on today."
"AND PEEMAL NEDS TO TURDETH IN HIZ EYBALL"
"You have no life if all you do, as well as all the other stuff you do that suggests you have no life, is troll people on Pikawiki."
"Place of origin: PARLEER SWEEPLES BAZEMENT DERP"
"Or I could make a dramatic post chronicling my attempt to revive Pikawiki and all the steps involved. Just because."
"No need to show off your stupidity any further."
"BYE MY BIKGEKIES MYE BRANDITH IS DERP MCDORPNETHS"
"If by 'COORLORETHETHETH' you mean 'annoying', then I wholeheartedly agree."
"Go to Lamehell."
Jun 17, 2022
by
Gau