Geeroo Reacts To Lame Old Fanfiction
"I am here today to defend my kingdom and the other kingdoms!"
["...and the other kingdoms!"]
"I can't stay in this kingdom, or I shall forever be hated."
[Something about that sounds off.]
"Aye...! You thought I was gonna hurt ya?! Nah, nah!"
[Pika has become a foreigner from the country of What.]
"The teacher was a Flareon, which was ironic as it was a swimming class."
[How is a Flareon going to- oh never mind.]
"Vaporeon smiled at me, her pinkish fur shimmering in the sunlight."
[...Vaporeon has fur?]
"So, did you hear all the rumors about those two?"
[They're like eleven. What morons would be so fascinated with a pair of random girls that they'd spread rumors about them? Oh yeah, the same moron who thought this whole thing was a good idea.]
"Because what would my first day of school be without head injuries?"
[Okay that's actually funny. Good job, me.]
"It was a boy. I could tell, he didn't have a shirt on,"
[Pika tell your boyfriend to put his shirt on. Because if he doesn't one of us is going to have a stroke.]
"I didn't want to upset him, but... I can't swim."
["I can't swim. Excuse me while I take a swim with this guy and nearly drown."]
"Can't wait to see what Lillie has to say about this!"
[Yeah. I'm sure she'll be real impressed that you set up a pair of eleven year olds.]
"Something's wrong here. Something's very, very wrong here."
[Something was very, very wrong with me when I decided to write this.]
"Then guess who I saw coming our way? Pika! She looked... uh... like she hated life! Wait, that's not a good thing."
[When twelve year old me is mildly funny:]
"She glanced at me for a second, looking pitiful."
[You mean there are times she doesn't look pitiful?]
"The cave opened up into a beautiful area. There was a waterfall spilling water into a pond, which shimmered beautifully in the sunlight shining down from the opening in the cave's ceiling."
[(cries beautifully)]
"Her body was cold, and not the Ice-type kind of cold."
[...How can you te- never mind.]
"It was an instrumental version of one of my favorite songs, and he sung its lyrics."
[Why the hell is a Pokemon Trainer singing edgy German music?]
"Flare had made the situation go from sad but hopeful to embarrassing in one joke question."
[In what way was the situation 'hopeful'? Your Pokemon just died you moron.]
"Wait, why do I even want him as a friend? Why am I thinking of making friends when Violet just died?"
[It's good to hear you say that instead of me.]
"I didn't know where I was running. I just wanted to run and hide."
[Relatable.]
"it f-felt as if it brought t-the pain back to reality..."
[There is so little that makes sense about this whole fanfic that I can't even begin.]
"I could see the pure desperation in her beautiful blue eyes"
[soo bootiful]
Jul 21, 2022
by
Gau
