Wall for BottomlessSea (page 60)

I’m just going to settle this.
The top ten most common Pokémon above 1760 ELO are:
Yveltal
Mega Ray
Zacian-Crowned
Necrozma Dusk Mane
Groudon-Primal
Calyrex Shadow
Ditto
Ho-Oh
Arceus Ground
Xerneas
0 Atk Dark Aura Yveltal Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 252-297 (83.4 - 98.3%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO after Stealth Rock
Yveltal doesn’t need Attack training to threaten huge damage on Tentacruel.
252+ Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 567-668 (187.7 - 221.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Dead.

+1 252+ Atk Zacian-Crowned Wild Charge vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 562-662 (186 - 219.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
lol
0 Atk Necrozma-Dusk-Mane Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 304-358 (100.6 - 118.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
NDM doesn’t need attack to kill it.
0 Atk Groudon-Primal Precipice Blades vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 614-726 (203.3 - 240.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Neither does Primal Groudon.
252 SpA Calyrex-Shadow Psyshock vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 444-524 (147 - 173.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Pathetic.

Ditto is better against actual GOOD offensive Pokémon.
252+ SpA Tentacruel Scald vs. 248 HP / 52 SpD Ho-Oh: 138-164 (33.2 - 39.5%) -- 100% chance to 3HKO
Ho-Oh can heal this right off, and whirlwind you away.
252 Atk Arceus-Ground Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tentacruel: 440-518 (145.6 - 171.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Lol
252+ SpA Tentacruel Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Xerneas: 236-282 (60 - 71.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Xerneas lives. Tentacruel is pathetic.
+2 252+ SpA Xerneas Thunder vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Tentacruel: 452-534 (149.6 - 176.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Xerneas can use Geomancy because you can’t OHKO it, and will kill your Tentacruel like the pathetically weak Pokémon it is.

All the most common threats, bar ditto, obliterate Tentacruel. Tentacruel sucks, statistically. It’s plain fact that Tentacruel is ****. Just deal with it. You can live in your happy place where everything is good, but you’d be living a lie.
commented 1 hour ago by PrimordiaISea
edited 1 hour ago by PrimordiaISea

^one of the best comments ever

May 7, 2021 by Gau

You won't believe this. When I was playing showdown I was hatching Mudkip trying to get bold nature, and I hatched a Mudkip and pressed no to nicknaming, then I was like WAIT HOLY $#%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%+++ THAT MUDKIP WAS PURPLE!!