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Regicovid @ Choice Specs Nature: Careful Ability: Social Distancing EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD - Hyper Beam - Ancient Power - Sludge Wave - Lockdown

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Today's story is The Aether Company. Woo-hoo.


The Aether Company

One day, N looked through a newspaper. Peta Isis had become bored, and he wanted to do something. But, sadly, nothing caught his eye. He sighed and put down the newspaper, but that's when he noticed something printed on the back of it. It was showing a building, home of a company that had recently opened: the Aether Company. They produced unique Poke Balls thought of off the top of the workers' heads. N got on his Wario Bike and headed to the newly opened Aether Company. He crept inside and saw that the workers were Pika, Gladion, and their children, who were hard at work working the machines. Surprisingly, Junior seemed to be in charge. He was giving them orders and keeping them supervised. This amused N. But then he saw something. Gladion's Silvally, which was whacking Poke Balls across the room for fun. He immediately wanted to liberate Silvally from Gladion, but he knew he couldn't just waltz in there. So he called Gladion on the phone, hoping to distract him. "DON'T CALL ME, I'M BUSY WORKING!" Gladion yelled before swiftly hanging up. N jaw dropped because his plan didn't work. He stomped his foot on the floor and thought about what to do. He got an idea and ran over to the Apparel Shop, bought a few items, and then went to the Salon. When he came back, he walked into the Aether Company girlishly, decked in a white dress with his hair dyed blond. Everyone looked at him as if he was high. "Hi, big brother!" he said in a high-pitched, girly voice, as if he had used helium, to Gladion. Since work had halted so they could stare at N as if he was high, Gladion walked over to him. He thought his Lillie disguise was perfect. "Lillie?" Gladion asked. "Yes?" N replied. "When did you wear that Rubik's cube-looking thing?" N was dumbfounded that Gladion had noticed, but he tried to act like nothing was wrong. "Oh, this? I picked it up on the street corner." "Uh-huh. And where'd the hat come from?" N looked up at his hat, which he hadn't bothered to take off. "Uh... the Apparel Shop." "And since when did you wear pants?" "Since... since I liked pants...?" "And when'd your hair get all weird?" "Since I was born." "And your name is...?" "Natural Harmonia Gropius, but you can call me N for short-" That's when he realized he had just blown his cover. "Get out. Right now." came Junior's voice. The children all surrounded him, and he tossed his clothing off, like Team Rocket would do with one of their disguises when they revealed their identity. However, he hadn't been wearing a shirt under the Lillie dress, and so he was now only wearing boxer shorts. "PETA ISIS SAYS LIBERATE POKEMON LIBERATE THEM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW DIE!" he screeched and tossed Sad Hauhead at the Poke Ball-making machine. However, June ate Sad Hauhead and wrote in her diary about it. N screamed like a little girl in terror. He decided to use his special attack, Derp I Am N. "DERP I AM N DERP I AM N PETA ISIS DERPING KING THRILLER DERPY NIGHT GRANDMA FARTS IN THE MAGICAL HAUHEAD GROUDON ABOMINATION OF YEET HA HA HA HA HA HIGH HEX WHEES IN DIALGA KETCHUPED OOOOOHHHHHHHHH HEAD HEAD BEEEEEEAM!" he shrieked and launched a beam of baked bean malasadas filled with impartial OMGs at the Aether family. However, Gladion blocked it and kicked N in the knee, causing him to run off, wailing. He was never seen again.

The end.

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Gladion And The Hauhead Fangirls

It was a beautiful day. Gladion was sitting in a peaceful meadow, relaxing and enjoying the sun. But then a hoard of his fangirls came running by, and he looked for a place to hide. But to his surprise, they ran right past him. He was relieved but confused. Normally they'd probably stop in the middle of a freeway just to say hello to him. He decided to follow them. He wandered around until he found a dark tower. He was sure it hadn't existed before. He knocked on the door, and it was answered by one of his fangirls. However, she slammed the door in his face. Now he was incredibly confused and opened the door because the fangirl didn't lock it. She ran upstairs, and Gladion slowly followed. He felt as if he was walking up the stairs for hours. But then he reached the top room. It was filled with Hau-related things. It even had Hau plushies. There were the fangirls, who were fangirling over Hau, who was tied to the wall. He didn't care at all for the fangirls, but decided to free Hau because they were torturing him. Hau was wailing loudly in terror, but the fangirls surprisingly heard Gladion approach them. "Why the frick are you people torturing Hau?" Gladion asked with raised eyebrows. One of the fangirls, who was dumb as a rock, yelled "HAUHEAD IS THE MAGICAL SON OF X'S COUSIN WHO HAS BEEN WORSHIPPED BY US FOR TEN YEARS!" "You were chasing me around for longer than that." Gladion scoffed. The fangirls flew into a girly idiot rage and tried to toss Gladion out a window. However, he kicked one of them, denting her high heel. She screamed as if her neck had been broken, although she most likely would've been dead if it had. They all ran around like they had lost their minds and jumped out the window, which most likely broke their bones. Gladion untied Hau, who broke down in tears like a little kid. Gladion asked him what was going on. "They tied me up and kissed me while trying to force-feed me malasadas that they had stored under a radiator!" he wailed in reply. Not even Hau liked radiator malasadas. They left the tower, but when they got out, the mob of fangirls was there. Gladion facepalmed and groaned. "GIVE US HAU RIGHT NOW YOU BIG MEANIE!" screamed one of them. "Would asking you what you took to get this high make me an even bigger meanie?" Gladion asked them. They became enraged once again and swarmed Gladion and Hau. Within minutes, Gladion had been tied upside-down to a tree. One of the fangirls stuck a cigar in his mouth for no apparent reason as they huggled Hau. "We are gathered here today to sacrifice Gladion to our great lord Hau!" said one of the fangirls. They all cheered loudly as Gladion began to curse. "Devilish incantations! We shall hear no more of them!" yelled the same fangirl, who then took the cigar out of Gladion's mouth and put a piece of tape over his mouth. They begun doing a dance and worshipping Hau, who looked as if he was traumatized for life. After twenty minutes of dancing, they were wondering why Gladion was still alive. They begun to wonder if they should burn him or throw him into the ocean to appease Hau, but then someone approached him. "Oh my Arceus! It's X's cousin, Dexter X!" screamed one of the fangirls. Dexter X looked at them like they were mentally insane. "Why exactly are you sacrificing people?" Dexter X asked. The fangirls threw themselves at his feet. "Dexter X! Please, can you help us appease your son?" Dexter X looked dumbfounded. "My son? What the frick are you talking about? I don't have a son." The fangirls' jaws all dropped and they begun to discuss the situation. "If so, then you are not Dexter X! You're an impostor!" shouted one of the fangirls. They tied Dexter X up to the same tree Gladion was tied to and put a cigar in his mouth. "Well frick." he said. Gladion said the same thing, but it was muffled by tape. The fangirls began to dance again, some of them trying to dance with Hau, whom they had knocked unconscious. Dexter X reached into his pocket and pulled out a phone. He dialed a number and begun to speak. "Hey, could you help me out? I'm tied to a tree and some Hau fangirls are trying to sacrifice me." The number was 163-6583-000, his cousin X's number. X came riding in on a Glastrier, nearly giving the fangirls heart attacks. "Why are you people trying to sacrifice my cousin?" he asked. They all cowered in terror. X got off of his Glastrier and walked over to the tree Gladion and Dexter X were tied to. He untied both of them, and Gladion got the tape off of his mouth. "He's trying to stop the ritual!" screamed one of the fangirls. Glastrier used Avalanche, which sent the fangirls running off into the hills. Hau regained consciousness. "Ugh... oh boy, I had this weird dream where there was a Pika polka and N was exploding..." he said. They all thanked X, who headed off on his Glastrier. The fangirls were never seen again, and they all lived in peace.

The end.

Gladion facepalmed and groaned
They left the tower, but when they got out, the mob of fangirls was there.

Gladion asked him what was going on. "They tied me up and kissed me while trying to force-feed me malasadas that they had stored under a radiator!" he wailed in reply.

Gladion untied Hau, who broke down in tears like a little kid.

They all ran around like they had lost their minds and jumped out the window, which most likely broke their bones.