X, Junior, And The Magical Cabbage
One day in a far-off land, X spotted something green and leafy. It was a cabbage, and a magical one at that. So he picked it up, hoping to harness the power of the magical cabbage. However, Junior, Pika and Gladion's first son, saw X with the magical cabbage. He walked over and asked X what it was. "It's a magcial cabbage, and I discovered it!" X shouted gleefully, like a little kid in a candy store. Junior looked long and hard at the cabbage. It was shimmering with a blue aura. He decided that he wanted the magical cabbage to give to his dad. "I want the magical cabbage, X." he said. X's face went red with anger, as if a cute girl had just crushed his foot. "This is my magical cabbage! I discovered it!" came his enraged reply. At this, Junior grew angry as well. He grabbed the cabbage, but X grabbed it back. They pulled back and forth, yelling at each other. Suddenly, the cabbage split into two, and something fell out of it: a crystal. Junior and X were sad that the cabbage split, but they both wanted the crystal now as well. So they grabbed it and fought over it, like they had with the cabbage. But when X pulled it out of Junior's grip, there was a loud thudding sound. Behind X stood a massive Hau with glowing white eyes. "I AM SAD HAUHEAD!" it bellowed, causing the very Earth to shake. They were both terrified of the massive Hau, but then it looked at X and said "I WILL KILL JUNIOR!" X grinned smugly, about to get back at Junior for fighting with him and splitting his magical cabbage open. They fought over the crystal once more as Sad Hauhead prepared to crush Junior. But Junior got it out of X's grip, and a loud screech was heard. The land begun to shake again, and a geyser sprouted out of the ground. Suddenly, a massive blue orca leapt out of the geyser and at Sad Hauhead. They begun to clash, destroying the land around them. The Kyogre, who was named Primal, Origin Pulsed Sad Hauhead. Sad Hauhead let out a scream and turned into a malasada, which was then eaten by Primal. "Well done, Sammy!" Junior congratulated Primal. "I'M NOT SAMMY!" Primal cried back. X was furious and upset. Sad Hauhead had been devoured and Junior had the crystal. It seemed hopeless for X. But then he remembered his glitch army. "GLITCHES, ASSEMBLE!" he screamed. Suddenly, a million TYs rained down from the sky with Pokemon above level 100. Junior restrained himself from swearing. "LET US AT 'EM, DEXTER X!" shouted one of the TYs. This struck a nerve for X. "CALL ME X FOR ARCEUS' SAKE!" he screamed at them. The TY shrunk down sadly. Then the rest of them charged at Junior and Primal, but Junior was clever. He gave the crystal to Primal, and he suddenly turned into a Primal Kyogre. That crystal was actually the Blue Orb. Rain fell across the land. Primal unleashed Thunders, Water Spouts, Origin Pulses, and Ice Beams, which destroyed the TYs and their over level 100 Pokemon. All that was left was X. X was now slightly frightened. But then he grabbed the remains of the magical cabbage and ate them. Suddenly, he grew into a massive Greninja and screamed "I AM X AND YOU SHALL DIE!" He turned into an Ash Greninja due to the magical cabbage's extreme power. He unleashed Water Shurikens at Junior, but Primal used Water Spout, destroying the shurikens. Then Primal Ice Beamed his feet so he couldn't move. Fight as he might, X couldn't break free. But he figured he didn't need his legs to beat Primal and Junior. He then used Dark Pulse, which landed a critical hit on Primal. But Primal scoffed and used Thunder. Electricity coursed through X's body, and he turned back into a human again and fell to the ground, fainted. Junior high-fived Primal's flipper as the Primal Reversion wore off. And Junior headed off home as Primal rested in his underwater cave. And X? He tried to sue Junior but it didn't work out. And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
Nov 23, 2020
by
Gau
X's Nightmare
It was a dark night. I decided to Google Y on Google for the heck of it. I got results such as her page on here and some random Mega Charizard Ys. Seriously, what did those have to do with Y? But then I found another page. It was titled simply 'Y' with no description. I decided to click on it, sure that nothing bad could happen. But when I did, my tablet begun a download of a file called 'lamehead.exe'. I blinked in confusion, but suddenly my tablet turned off. And for reasons I can't explain, the lights in my room cut off. I wondered if it was a power outage, but that wouldn't explain my tablet turning off. I tried to click on the lights, but it wouldn't work. I heard an odd sound, as if there was someone whispering. I brushed it off. It was probably just the wind. I turned on my tablet and heard a screeching sound. I looked around frantically for the source of it before I realized it was coming from my tablet. I tried to turn down the volume, but it didn't get quieter. In fact, it got louder. Then it suddenly cut off and my screen lit up. It looked normal. I scrolled the screen and saw an app that hadn't been there before. It was called 'help' with a picture of a blank black box. I blinked and clicked on it. It showed an image. It was of a boy. However, his face and body were covered by shadows. All I could see was a toothy, evil grin, two glowing white eyes with blood coming out them, and a sharp knife with blood on it that was in his hand. I felt confused and a bit creeped out. I tried to exit the 'app', but it didn't work. I tried it repeatedly. I tried to turn off my tablet, but it wouldn't work either. Then the boy blinked his eyes and begun to move. He seemed to let out some sort of evil giggle. "Behind you..." he said in a distorted singsong voice. I felt panic squeeze my heart. I looked behind me. There was nothing. I looked back at the screen. The boy let out an earsplitting shriek, nearly deafening me, and then... his head exploded. There was blood everywhere. That's when I looked at myself. I had red spots from blood all over my body. I begun to panic and my tablet turned off again. Then I heard footsteps. I looked around and saw no one. But then I looked at my tablet. Something was written on it in blood: 'emniatsusllahsdoolbruoydnarellikruoymai'. I looked behind me. Someone was bent over me with a knife. It was the same boy I had seen. I dropped my tablet and scrambled to the other side of the room. "Help me!" I screeched as loudly as I could. The world begun to spin. It turned into a blur of colors and I felt dizzy. The boy's glowing white eyes showed an incredible evil as he cornered me. I curled up and begun to cry. It wasn't like me to do so, but I was terrified. The boy bent over, staring me in the face. Then he opened his mouth and spoke. "I AM SAD HAUHEAD! WHERE'S YOUR FRICKING MALASADAS?!" "OMGOD GGGGGG AAAHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHH SAD HAUHEAD!" I screeched. He punched me in the face and malasadas rained down from my ceiling. He devoured every last malasada. "I SHIP PRIMAL X PIKA AND NOW X X PIKA LOLOLOLOLOL HA-" His demonic voice was cut off as a Primal Kyogre flew through the window and nearly landed on top of me. "FRICK YOU SAD HAUHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!" it screeched and threw a Gladion at Sad Hauhead, which killed him in a mach malasada explosion. It then broke through the ceiling, and a loud roar of Groudon and N dying was heard in the distance. I blinked, and suddenly, Sad Hauhead's body was gone. So was the Gladion and the blood on me and on my tablet. I turned on the tablet to see that 'help' had disappeared and it was working normally. But that's one night I'll never forget...
THE END
Nov 21, 2020
by
Gau
