Fanboy N And The Allan Lovers
It was a beautiful day. N was flying through the air using his lamehead Hau-powered jetpack. He was wearing a shirt that said "#1 Taylor Swift Fanboy" on it. Suddenly, a sound reached his ears: music. He flew into a concert hall and saw what was going on. The Aether family was playing Allan's music very loudly. Junior and Gladion were singing as the rest of them played instruments. Junior's voice made the pre-teen girls swoon, and Gladion's voice made the adult women jealous that he was married. N was outraged that they weren't blasting Taylor Swift music, so he flew over to them, screaming "STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" However, he crashed into June, and pieces of her violin ended up lodged in his tongue. He took them out and stood up, glaring at the family. "HOW DARE YOU NOT SING THIS LOVE OR NEW ROMANTICS! HOW DARE YOU!" he screeched in Junior's ear. Junior bit him on the nose and held on tightly as N screamed and jumped around. They all laughed at him as he finally pried his nose free from Junior's sharp teeth. He rubbed the injured nose and began to screech frantically. He wanted his revenge on Junior, but then heard Gladion's words. "We play Allan's epic music instead of Parlor Swipple's because Parlor Swipple sucks. Even Primal says Allan's better than Parlor Swipple, and he hasn't heard a single song." To prove it, Gladion took out his phone and showed N a text from Primal: "Yeah I dunno who Allan is but he can't be worse than Parlor Swipple unless he raps 24/7." N was even more furious and slapped the phone out of Gladion's hand before pulling something out of his pocket. It looked like a ray gun. Before anyone could do anything, he fired it at Junior, who became enveloped in glowing energy. The Aether family rushed to their collapsed son's side. Junior rose to his feet, not looking injured at all. However, his eyes weren't glaring like Gladion's, they were now big and round like Pika's. "Really?" he asked, looking at N as if he was an idiot. "Crud, I meant to set it to 'burn to a crisp', not 'change eyeball shape'... oh, whatever!" he said and pulled the trigger. However, nothing came out of the gun this time. "Aw crud! I knew I should've plugged it in earlier!" he cried. Junior, with his adorable big eyes, grabbed the gun and hit N over the head with it, knocking him to the ground. Then he crushed the gun under his foot and snorted loudly. N squealed and stood up, deciding that he'd just have to overpower Junior. He leapt at Junior, but Junior kicked him in the stomach, which launched him into the air. The whole family got ready to beat him up, but then someone came down from the audience. It was Hau, who was a massive Pika fangirl. He tossed malasadas at N, which made him scream like an elephant would. Hau stuck out his tongue, and N tried to pull it off of his mouth. He made a garbled scream and bit down on N's hand, trying to eat it. N pulled his hand out of Hau's mouth, terrified that it would be eaten. Then he kicked Hau back into the audiance. He was just about to beat up Junior, but suddenly Lusamine, who was old with gray hair, was yeeted at him. She exploded as she hit him, causing massive damage. He weakly raised his head to see Primal, who leapt down from the seats and used Water Spout, drowning N. They all high-fived at N's defeat. But then, N's eyes opened, pure red. He stood up and grew to a massive size, about two hundred feet. "I AM ANGRY NFACE! I WANNA DATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" he bellowed. The girls clung to each other in terror as Junior just looked up at him like he was high. Suddenly, Hau grew to the same size as N, with glowing blue eyes, and roared "I AM MAD HAUHEAD! I WANNA EAT YOUR CELLS!" They begun to clash, destroying the concert hall. Angry Nface seemed to be overpowering Mad Hauhead. But just when it looked like it was over, Mad Hauhead tore off N's shirt, which made him shrink to the size of a mouse due to proof of his Taylor Swift fanboy status being destroyed. Mad Hauhead crushed him under his foot, causing him to become a little pancake with feet. Pancake N ran off into the sunset with his little feet and was never seen again.
The end.
Nov 27, 2020
by
Gau
However, they wont come out until next month, so Regicovid will remain OU for the time being. Its impact on the metagame is so huge, the USA, which was the biggest OU threat in the metagame, fell all the way to PU because Lockdown did so much damage to it. When Moderna and Pfizer vaccine types return, Regicovid will likely fall to Underused and the USA will likely be back in OU, just wont be as prominent.
(also happy thanksgiving)
Nov 26, 2020
by
themodernage
