Wall for Ditto (page 173)

Yes

Technology has made people drift apart, yes. But it has also allowed millions of people around the world to connect with one another. The chance of us meeting without DB existing was one in a million, so everything has a positive side. Plus, making friends/connections is not that hard, you see. It just takes the effort to starting a conversation and making it work. Don't be bothered by others though. Never works

Also, who's this lucky certain someone?

I asked you about Christmas now because Pogo asked me about Christmas. I thought it's a thing you people do. Christmas isn't really a thing here, so I have absolutely no idea about any tradition or whatever.

Being sarcastic anywhere is awesome. It's the only way to cope we have sometimes. Though I still haven't mastered this art, that's for sure. I still don't know how to "roast' people. wbu? wassup? How was your Christmas?

That was the whole point of the quotes. There are pretty few ways you can show sarcasm and give inflection to your writing, and this is one of them

Fax

Well that doesn't make any sense

Oh, I know a thing or two about that. It's literally happening to me right now. Let me tell you, being material for the rumour mill is not nice. Nor is your "friends" teasing you. I don't know how to roast them back either. But, life finds a way. I coped, and I still am coping. All part of high school, I say.

Also, don't worry. Not everyone thinks you're a simp. Are you one, though? ;)

Well, teasing is pretty common, especially if you do something others find stupid. Plus, in a faceless internet community, even talking about characters or people can get you labelled a simp, so don't pay any mind to it. Try teasing them back. Or not giving a damn. Both work equally well.