Wall for Gau (page 102)

"Try running that through Google translate"

Very well, ma'am


"Skitty asked twice, cheap e-bike. But he was the first man, so he was saved. He was the second man, so you can't lose. I want to say, really, it's his family's fault for not having a grudge. And I have played two games, so you don't always feel like swapping game cartridges for five minutes so that you can try your Skitty instead of assisting Pogo and Akira killing things. Experience com or Google Translator."

After a couple reverse translations and breaking Google Translate, I got this:

I closed the event, but please wait.

I hunted for your Skitty twice, e-bike boy. But since the first one was male, I kept him, and since the second one was also male, you didn't really want him. So it's kinda your fault that you don't have your Skitty, really. And I have two games I'm playing through, so I'm not always in the mood to swap my game cartridge every five minutes so I can hunt for your Skitty instead of looking at Pogo and Akira as they kill stuff.
Try running that through Google Translate.

I did :/

I invited your son into my room twice. But I am the first, not the second. It's not your fault, it's theirs. Instead of killing Fuego and Akira in two fights, you'll regret chasing him in five minutes.

Lazyiru

I think this is the last I can do.

I use English tennis. Don't be afraid to hate and love!

After messing with it more, I got this:

I use British tennis. All we give is anger and justice, anger and love." This!

Also, here's your about me:

I'm in a wheelchair and I'm fine! The power of tennis! Word of the day in English "Give us the wrath and justice of the Titanic, the wrath and love of war. We have given it all." yes!

I translated the hell out of the Pogo and Akira paragraph.

Akira and Osno appear. In Bing Bangbum Bogo Express (Tunogada Tunog), Akira appears as Ultraviolet or Um Noiza.

sawdust yumy

I am Eva's hunter and I will sing to the end. I am alone and I hope that the doors of this beautiful forest will be opened soon. And I was so happy to see a glowing elephant on Eve Shiny Hunt. So I got up and started throwing ultra balls. Filmed. Then he did another animation and I moved aside. I don't want my master using a ball and another ultra ball to destroy them. I tried to run away but he grabbed me and ran away. Ysabella is the easiest. You're unlucky if your Pokemon runs away from you.

Ok, but what does this have to do about failing a shiny Chansey?