Wall for Gau (page 102)

You have reached the end of my profile. But not just going any further. No, what has just been accomplished is a heroic deed that will be celebrated for centuries. Parents tell their children stories of courage and perseverance in the face of adversity, even the most difficult and impossible, to encourage them to achieve goals that may seem daunting. After years, it seems, another is being investigated: Months and years, thousands of loneliness, work and perseverance will win in the end. But who is this brave young man? What you accomplish is what you get back. What you have done today is an inspiration to many. Now, as you continue on the epic new episode, I hope I mention the incredible goal you finally achieved today... Take a look.

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I looked at Cresselia, but it still wasn't clear, so I decided to check out the new Pokemon Mirage Island. I am very happy, but I don't know if I will ever see Chrysler again. I don't know if I'm blind or physically unfit, I saw Cessalia accept the order first and then Flash.

I translated the Uwao Gau thing


Buy it! So many! ! !
I am a cow! Cow is your friend! One of my friends! ! ! Please contact me again!
So many! I have a buffalo!
... er ... er ... big ... bad ... I don't like ...
OH! I am a cow! I am your friend! Let's travel!
Cow... cow is good!
Small! With a word!
These people! All of! So many!
I!!!

Dargapulgy

"Try running that through Google translate"

Very well, ma'am


"Skitty asked twice, cheap e-bike. But he was the first man, so he was saved. He was the second man, so you can't lose. I want to say, really, it's his family's fault for not having a grudge. And I have played two games, so you don't always feel like swapping game cartridges for five minutes so that you can try your Skitty instead of assisting Pogo and Akira killing things. Experience com or Google Translator."

After a couple reverse translations and breaking Google Translate, I got this:

I closed the event, but please wait.

I hunted for your Skitty twice, e-bike boy. But since the first one was male, I kept him, and since the second one was also male, you didn't really want him. So it's kinda your fault that you don't have your Skitty, really. And I have two games I'm playing through, so I'm not always in the mood to swap my game cartridge every five minutes so I can hunt for your Skitty instead of looking at Pogo and Akira as they kill stuff.
Try running that through Google Translate.

I did :/

I invited your son into my room twice. But I am the first, not the second. It's not your fault, it's theirs. Instead of killing Fuego and Akira in two fights, you'll regret chasing him in five minutes.

Lazyiru

I think this is the last I can do.

I use English tennis. Don't be afraid to hate and love!

After messing with it more, I got this:

I use British tennis. All we give is anger and justice, anger and love." This!