Wall for Gau (page 144)

Yes it’s 3 PM and not 12 AM but same thing am I right?

Anyways here is a big block of text that will make your average person question my sobriety.

There was once a simp named Geeroo, but she’ll be referred to as “The Simp” for the remainder of the story because I said so. She simped for short starfish hair guy, the main character of hit show “Magical Poker.” One day, the simp came across the short starfish guy, and being a simp, she jokingly challenged him to a game of magical poker, which he accepted, and he pulled out a deck of cards. He divided them in to 2, and handed one half to the simp. “Hey, why are these cards so lame?” The simp said. He didn’t hear, he was too short to hear much after all, and a game of Parlor Swipple’s Head Injury began. It wasn’t much of a game, really, short starfish headed poker guy just looked at his deck like he was doing something and occasionally threw cards and screamed their names. Eventually, the simp grew annoyed and threw the deck at him. He read a card: “Bee pen card. Whoever plays this loses like BM.” “WAIT! I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER! I’M TOO SHORT TO LOSEEEEE!!!!!” The poker head fish man cried, because apparently he lost or something. The simp was very disturbed by this, and ran away from the crazy short poker fish man. She was stopped by the police-they arrested her. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll break out of jail in like 3 seasons when we can’t think of a new villain” the officer said. She was later charged with 1st degree winning against the main character and 1st degree simping. The simp had learned a wonderful life lesson: You can simp, but don’t simp for short people with starfish haircuts.


Update: yes it’s 6 PM and I forgot to click the post button, but 6 PM, 12 AM, close enough

Ah I see lol

Kaibacorp?

My life has now become so monotonous that I can literally predict what happens next. You really do NOT want to hear about my day. Though I did capture a shiny Electrike, so that's cool. What's your favourite shiny?

Astrid thinks I have a crush on you.

I just wrote an incoherent wall post before this sorry

I’m probably going to have that story up in like 4 hours, around midnight: I have as much time as I want to sacrifice of sleep at that time, and 4.7 brain cells active. Perfect time to write a story.

Damn you I was going to make a story about it

Or perhaps, both of us shall

XD wonderful

Geeroo i have a lot of Mac and cheese for you

It was wonderful XD