Wall for Gau (page 232)

Epicness’s last stand

The lameheads had taken over the world. Mad Hauhead, Lusamine, and N have full control off the earth. Almost every Pokémon were turned in to Lameheads. Lame Palkia and Lame Dialga were planning on helping the Hauhead get to Arceus so he could kill him in his sleep. Primal, Bidoof, and Gladion were imprisoned and had their powers restrained. Groudon and Rayquaza had grown to twice their size. All humans were turned in to Team Plasma lameheads. All but one, a girl named Pika. Pika overheard talk of killing Arceus, and she knew she had to get to Arceus first. But she couldn’t find a way to get to the Sinnoh region. But then she saw a very large creature in the sky. She called out to it, and it came towards her. “Little girl....you aren’t part of team plasma?” It said. “It’s me. Lugia. Do you need help?” Lugia said. “Yes. Mad Hauhead is going to kill Arceus, and I need to get to Spear Pillar.” Lugia agreed to take her there, and they went to the top of spear pillar. “Uh....what now?” Pika thought. And then she noticed a flute with writing on it. It read “in a time of need, a human that is pure of heart may play the tune that summons the great one.” Pika played the flute, and she saw a bright light in the sky. Arceus came down, and said “Child, why have you summoned me?” Pika told him about Sad Hauhead. “I see.......I shall gather all that arent under the influence of Lusamine’s lame meals.” Arceus shot a beam of light in to the air, and Lugia, the legendary birds, Latias, Latios, all of the Regis, Zekrom, the swords of justice, Yveltal, Zygarde, Solgaleo, Lunala, the Tapus, Calyrex, Urshifu, Zacian, and Zamazenta appeared. “This is...a bit less than I expected...” Arceus said. “I suppose everyone else has become lame...” he mumbled. They all agreed to fight the lameheads. They traveled to the Unova region, where the lameheads were. The searched around the region and quickly found Mad Hauhead and the other lameheads. Lusamine noticed them, and said “DERP DERP DERP MR.HAUETH ARCEUS IS HERE”. Then N saw and said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I ANGRY” and became angry N face. Then all the lameheads assembled. Angry N face and Mad Hauhead (who were 230 feet tall) seemed to lead them. Nihlego-Lusamine, Xerneas, Dialga, Palkia, Groudon, Rayquaza, Reshiram, and all of the other lame legends were there too. As if it couldn’t get any worse, a horrible site was seen:Eternamax Eternatus. Solgaleo roared and Lunala screeched, and they both pounced at and began fighting Niglego-Lusamine. Zekrom fought with Reshiram, Yveltal fought Xerneas, the Lati twins distracted Angry N face and Mad Hauhead, Zacian and Zamazenta and Urshifu and Calyrex fought Eternamax Eternatus, Lugia and the legendary birds fought Ho-Oh and the legendary dogs, the Regis fought Dialga and Palkia, the swords of justice fought Team Plasma, and the Tapus fought the forces of nature. At first, it was looking good for the Anti lameheads. Eternamax Eternatus had been defeated, and Ho-Oh and the legendary dogs had been defeated too. But then an idiot appeared. She sang a song about her ex boyfriends, and thousand of Parlor Swipple fans appeared and fought the anti lameheads. They were overwhelmed. “There is no hope left for mankind.....” Lugia thought. Then everyone but Arceus were fainted in a malasada explosion caused by Mad Hauhead. But then Mad Hauhead noticed 3 prisoners had escaped. Pika has released Gladion, Primal, and Bidoof. Bidoof exploded in to motion, and whipped out Team Plasma with extreme speed. Primal Kyogre destroyed Parlor Swipple and all of her fans with a Water Spout and blasted away Rayquaza and Groudon with Origin Pulse. Gladion’s silvally blasted Lusamine in to outer space. The three fought with angry N face, and barely defeated him. All that remained were Arceus and Mad Hauhead. Mad Hauhead threw a ginormous Malasada at Arceus, which Arceus blocked with a Blast Burn. Mad Hauhead threw a punch, but it was blocked by a Giga Impact. Arceus used Blizzard, which hurt Mad Hauhead. But then Mad Hauhead grew so ginormous that the top of his head was above the clouds. “IIIIII AAAAMMMMM LLLLIIIIIVVVVIIIDDDDD HHHHAAAAUUUUUHHHHHEEEAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He roared, which shook the very earth. He hit Arceus with two giant Malasada battle axes, and then threw him at a volcano. Livid Hauhead prepared to land his final blow, but he stopped when 17 plates appeared. They floated around Arceus. Arceus absorbed the Meadow Plate and hit Livid Hauhead with a frenzy plant. Livid Hauhead tried to strike him with his battle axes, but Arceus absorbed the Splash Plate and blocked them with a hydro cannon. Then all the plates floated around Arceus, and became glowing spheres of light. Arceus roared, and the spheres flew at high speeds towards Livid Hauhead and defeated him. Everyone cheered, and everyone besides Hauhead, N, Parlor Swipple, and Lusamine went back to normal. Arceus, Pika, Primal, Gladion, and Bidoof were hailed as heroes. They all lived happily ever after. The end

Airika and Leah
Ch 8

Leah kept up a steady growl as Pika and I entered the Trial Site. Upon entrance Pika gasped “woah it’s like...a cave in here!” I was glad we were in the dark because I rolled my eyes at her. “You don’t say” i retorted earning me a snicker from Ilima which made me blush. Pika went on “I mean it’s huuuge and dark and...” i finished her sentence “a cave?” I’m pretty sure it was Pika who slapped me on the arm but Ilima said “hey play nice Leah.” Leah scoffed very human-like at him resulting in his immediate silence. Pika , the only one still focused on our journey, ironically, said “so uh Puma bean? What do we do in a cave trial?” Ilima snapped out if his silent reverie and got a “professional” look in his eyes. “All right, ahem right then, in this trial you’ll have to work alongside ,
...” pika interrupted “each other?” Ilima gave her a hard look. “No you’ll haVe to work alongside YOUR POKE-MOB.  To find three Yungoos or three Rattata. After ligating three of either  species, battle then. After battling them and succeeding you’ll be allowed in part 2, battling the Totem, so who’s first?” Pika gawked at Ilima open-mouthed and wide eyed but surprisingly silent. Just then Leah raved insure the cave. “Leah!” I called and ran after her. Guess i was fjrst, great. Leah and I were alone so i said “did you have to be so in a rush?” Leah glared at me saying “did YOU have to follow me into a dark cace?” I answered “if you don’t want me following you into a dark cave, don’t RUN ONTO A DARK CAVE.” Leah looked abashed and said “you’re right i’m sorry.” I kneeled down and pet her head. “C’mon let’s find those Pokemon.” . We hunted for nearly 10 minutes or really I hunted Leah was back to being growly staying in one slit the whole time. “You know Ilima said we had to work ALONGSIDE wash othet.” I emphasized the “alongside each other” part but she kept grilling. I muttered “you’re no help at all.” And kelt looking. Suddenly a Yungoos humped at me from a hole I was so surprise i nearly fell over the lede I was on but Leah caught ne. “Omph” i sand, muffled by Leah’’s fur. Before i knew it we were battling the first if three Yungokse. It was before it started and we won. Somewhere a vouce, Ilima’s voice, said “congests that’s one two mire to go.” Just then u saw a figure in the back of the cave, upon closer inspection I realized a team Skull dude and he was blacking a hole, another guy blocked a different hole i debated on engaging them in a battle but I realized unbeknownst to them, they were helping me. I quickly fund and KOed the last two Tungoise. Unfortunately I was also easily seen by the Team Skyllians and was forced to fight them. They were easy but still annoying.  They ran awY like scared litchi kids and I heard Pika call to them “hey! Get back were!”as she gave chase. I rolled my eyes and headed to part 2. I just hoped i could prove I was withy of being Ilima’s apprentice. The next normal - type captain.

Once upon a time, N was sitting down listening to the new hit song from the band Haueth McHead, called Lame Malasada depression. When he heard the part of the song where Haueth screamed “AND N HAS LAME PANTS”, he got an inspiration. He ran to get Team Plasma, Lusamine, and Groudon and they made their new company:N pants. N was filming a commercial for his product, where he said “N pants. Buy them.” His pants were very lame, as they said “NO MORE FROCKY WHEE HEADS” and “RELEASE YOUR POKEMONS DERP” on them. Meanwhile, Lusamine was managing the N derp pants machine. But then she sensed the presence of Frocky Whee heads. She yelled “BAKED BEANS DERP BAKED BEANS DERP” and N came running in flailing his arms. Lusamine and N looked around, but then they noticed the N derp pants machine was on fire. N cried and turned on Lame Malasada depression as Lusamine fainted. Then Hauhead came flying in, and he said “I LIKE N PANTS”. Then, the three lameheads noticed a frocky whee head. Hauhead became sad. Hauhead threw a Boulder at the frocky whee head, but he dodged. This made Hauhead mad. Hauhead grew ginormous, and yeeted the frocky whee head in to space. He then put on ginormous N pants and preformed his new song:Lame Malasada depression 2. But then he saw a sight that made him quiver in fear. It was bidoof, who had returned for revenge. Bidoof proceeded to use Glacial Lance on Sad Hauhead, which injured him greatly. Bidoof proceeded to use Bolt Strike and Blue Flare, which nearly killed Mad Hauhead. But then bidoof felt something hit him in the head, and he saw N throwing N pants at him. These pants were so lame, that even bidoof felt pain when seeing them. Mad Hauhead and N fought Bidoof, and they ended up victorious. “HAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA PRIMAL X PIKA” Mad Hauhead roared. Primal was going to come and kill them, but Groudon and Rayquaza stopped him. Gladion tried to come and defeat them with his Silvally, but Team Plasma took his silvally away. The lameheads had won, and the age of Lameheadness had begun.

c(;.;c) looks like emoticon kirby
change my mind

Name: {You decide}
Type: Fire/Fairy (1st forme)
          Fire/Dark (2nd forme)
National №: 900
Ability: Flame body, Static, Poison point
Base stats;
HP: 175
Attack: 160
Defense: 160
Sp. Atk: 150
Sp. Def: 150
Speed: 5
Total: 800

Ah sad Hauhead, the splendid frocky whee heads

Airika and Leah
Ch7

“Where IS lima beans trial site anywayyyy?” Pika whined, groaned and whined mire. I stopped short, Turing to face her. @hold up, I thought you KNEW where we were going?” Pika put ger hands on het hips “yeah were going to. lima beans trull site  duh.” I muttered “no kidding,” and we continued on. After about 10 minutes of being lost and walking up and din route 2 I gave in and entreated the Pokemon center, Pika reluctantlY following.   Insure i aaw a dark skinned boy with a top-knot and orange  shorts  pika, suddenly shy or something said under her breath “not him no no no.” I  trued to turn  and face Pika but she just ducked behind ne. The top-knot boy waved excitedly at us and dashed iver. @hiya! I’m Hau hiwzit?” He reached a hand out as if to shake ny habd but somehow tripled and collided into ne, sending us and Pika into a pig-pule. “Imph get off.” Pika said though it was muffled and sounded like “eat off” i jumped back up wiping imaginary dust off me. “Um hello i’m Airika Winb, that’d Leah.” I indicated Leah who rolled her eyes at me as if sating “duh” i hadn’t seen Pika get up but she was suddenly behind ne, again I tried to ask her why sge was playing hide and seek but she decked behind me. Hay looked like he was expecting something so i asked “hey Hau? Do you know where Ilima’s trial sute us?” Hau stood up straighter and got a twinkle in his eye. “You’ve gone by it already, i’ll show ya!” I smiled “c’mon Pika, let’s go.” U said as Pika cringed at her name @shhh theres no Pika here i’m uh Marie yeah Marie!” I gave Pika a skeptical look. “Umm alright...Marie...let’s go” hay coughed at Pika saying “no silly YKU’RE Pika don think I missed seeing you now stop pretending you’re invisible.” Pika muttered “I liked being inviable.” As Hau grabbed her by the hard, blushed at his action, grabbed me and dragged us away from the Pokemon Center. We headed   South and quickly were at a cave. Pika yanked her hand free and crossed her arms “uh Hauled? THIS is a CAVE not a TRIAL SITE duh were looking for the TRUAL SITE T-R-I-A-L s-I-T-E okay?” Hau looked like he was about to cry and all my prehension towards him melted away. Since he was still holding my wrist I maneuvered my hand and squeezed his. Ge got a surround look inches eyes and the teary look faded. Hau cleared his throat and said “the cave IS the trial site.” Pika glared at Hau “no a cace us a cave not a trial  site.” Just then Leah dashed out un front kf be causing Hau to lose his hold on ne, Leah got low to the ground and growled. “What us it Leah?” I asked walking over to stand at her side. From inside the cave I heard someone say “easy Leah, it’s just me you’re sending the Totem Gumshoos on the other side.” The voice was Ilima’s as he all-roached me and Leah I felt myself blushing i stampeder “i-Ilima hello a-again...i’m here to challenge you or well rake your trial.”   He nodded , I baited off hand that Ilima wasn’t using his casted arm at all and wondered how bad it was, I had to focus! Yes, I like Ilima...really like Ilima but i’ll never be a Chaperon if I let my feelings rule me. Pika dawned, i birded I guessed,. And I realized i’d been quiet. Finally Ilima said “well Ma. winn, show me hiw well you and Leah get on you missed class so consider rhis trial a. Pop quiz, renumber once you enter this trial if you leave before your tasks are complete you WILL start over completely, no matter how mech you helped me... i agreed  to the terms and Leah and I vegan our trial.

Thank you!

Once upon a time, the great bidoof wanted a chicken nugget. He ordered one of his servants to get him a chicken nugget, which he did. Bidoof was delighted, and took a bite of the chicken nugget, but immediatly spit it out in disgust. It tasted like a MALASADA and was full of BAKED BEANS. Bidoof gave the servant a look, which the servant knew meant “where did you get this garbage from?”, and he said “Loserville, your majesty.” Bidoof glared at the servant so horribly that he turned to Stone. Bidoof rushed out to the horrible restaurant that was Loserville, and saw N at the front. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW LOSER BURGER WITH A FREE SIDE OF LAME FRIES?” He asked. Bidoof promptly used Crush Grip on him and threw him out the window. He entered the kitchen to see Lusamine guarding it. “GET OUT” she yelled. Bidoof used Bolt Strike on her and threw her out the window. He went deep in the kitchen to see a very large read creature and a boy making chicken nuggets. Bidoof threw a rock at them to make his presence known, and they turned around, revealing it was Groudon and Hauhead. “GET OUT” they both yelled. Bidoof realized that they were making lamehead meals, and prepared to use Freeze Shock. But before he could, they shoved a chicken nugget in his mouth. They forced him to eat it, and before he became a lamehead, he hit himself in the head with a hot frying pan which knocked him out. “HAHAHA PRIMAL X PIKA” Hauhead yelled. But then the whole building was lifted off of the floor, and Groudon and Hauhead saw a boy with a silvally and a very large blue creature. “FRICK YOU SAD HAUHEADDDDDDD” they both screamed.” “PRIMAL YOU ARE STUPID DUMB IM GOING TO KILL YOU” Groudon yelled. Hauhead threw a baked bean chicken nugget malasada in to the air, which turned out to be the Red orb, to Groudon, which made him in to Primal Groudon. “You do realize these are ancient beasts that created the earth and are arch enemies, right?” Gladion said. “YEAH I DONT CARE I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE LAMEHEAD LOSERS LIKE ME” Hauhead said. Gladion sighed, and threw the Blue Orb at Primal which made him a Primal Kyogre. Hauhead and Groudon fought Gladion and Primal, but couldn’t quite beat them. “GLADION YOU MAKE ME SAD” Hauhead yelled, and he became Sad Hauhead. The fight then continued, but they fought with dead even power. But then a heavy wind came, and Mega Rayquaza descended from the sky. Gladion gave Silvally a fairy memory, which made Mega Rayquaza squeal like a little girl and fly away. Primal then used Origin Pulse before Groudon and Sad Hauhead were ready. “PRIMAL YOU MAKE ME MAD” Sad Hauhead yelled, and then he became Mad Hauhead and grew to a height of approximately 137.2 feet. “PPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIMMMMMAAAALLLLLL X PPPPIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAA” he roared. But then Pika appeared, and she fangirled over Gladion, which made Primal Groudon run away. He couldn’t stand fangirling. Then, Primal, Pika, and Gladion all fought the ginormous Mad Hauhead. But when they did this, Hauhead just grew more mad, and he became bigger and stronger. But that gave them an idea. “HAUHEAD DO YOU WANT MALASADAS” Primal yelled. “YES I DO” Mad Hauhead roared. Primal bought him malasadas and gave them to Mad Hauhead. Mad Hauhead ate them and became happy, which shrank him down to his normal size. Bidoof then appeared, and he grabbed Happy Hauhead by the leg and threw him all the way to the moon.
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