Wall for Good Nightmares (page 2)

I wish for all stars to blow up and for no new ones to form! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

NO WAIT THE SUUUUUUN-

I make my own wish.
I wish for banana domination.
Can't be denied.
No species can overtake bananas.
Bananas are benevolent rulers who coexist with humans but always have more power.
The world currently is not altered in the slightest, other than this change in power.
Bananas cannot be killed by anything but old age.
The rate of aging does not increase for bananas.
Only conscious bananas can be rulers.
No unconscious bananas can gain consciousness; no conscious bananas can lose consciousness.
With that being said,
as the only conscious banana in existence,
and with normal aging, at least 70 years left to live,
I assert domination.

Hah. Those idiot stars refused those two wishes, but they didn't refuse this one!

I wish for my previous two wishes to be granted regardless of what rules were set for them, and if anyone or anything denies them being granted to their fullest extended, that individual or thing will blow up and DIE and shall never return! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-

Oh wait that means no more wishes if they do blow up. Guess JATD wouldn't get his wishes back if the stars blow up. Sucks for him I guess...

Dang.

Ye lol how much did u read? I probably have forgotten those stuff, it has already been 3-4 years

oh yeah, wishes. I wish for one thousand dollars.

I wish for me, Mr. Fish, in this timeline to have an unlimited number of wishes that I control to use at any moment to instant success without restrictions, drawbacks, side effects, any sort of attached rules or limitations, a timer on when I can use the next wish, death, pain, anything I deem an inconvenience, and anything else that would hinder me from freely using these unlimited wishes, regardless of whether I use them online, in real life, or under a different username, email address, or profile.

My second wish is that these unlimited wishes cannot be stolen, disabled, or negatively tampered with in any sort of way by you, anyone else, or even myself if I'm in a different state of mind.

I'll steal JATD's wishes, no, the wishes of the people! Yeeeeeaaassss, I'll control ALL the wishes and use them to make myself rich and powerful and control my kingdom! MWAHAHAHAHAHA-

...I feel like that's the plot of a bad disney movie or something...

No hammers

I definitely said that.....