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Not many, just mainly reading Manga and rereading PJO and HP. Also, what do you mean by "in gemstone"!

[Episode 1]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Pee Ben 10's Legacy


It was a normal day in Pee Bensville. Actually it was Kansas but that's what Pee Ben had called it because he had a big ego. It was ten years since Pee Ben had been defeated by some villain from season seven whose name nobody can recall and was buried despite being still alive. However, when he finally dug his way out of the ground, he expected to see the world in ruins because plot armor hadn't allowed him to beat the bad guy who probably had pink hair. Surprisingly, the world wasn't in ruins. And on that day, the life of a young boy named Bee Pen "Dimension" Ten (why his nickname is Dimension was never explained and it was never used anyway so whatever) was going to be forever changed. Bee Pen was taking a hike because he hadn't went outside in like two years when he saw a figure with glowing red eyes approaching him. For whatever reason, he wasn't concerned in the slightest. But then he realized who the figure was: his hero who had mysteriously vanished ten years ago, despite the fact that Bee Pen hadn't been alive at the time, Pee Ben 10. "Is that... Pee Ben 10?!" he cried. They just looked at each other for a few minutes as dramatic music played in the background. "Hey." "Hey." "I thought you were dead or something." "No my plot armor finally kicked in." "Cool." "Yeah." "Yeah." This conversation, if you can call it that, had a deep meaning that nobody's been able to figure out yet. It was then that Bee Pen felt a strange feeling. It felt like... actually he just felt bored. But all of a sudden, his body was enveloped in a blue glow. "Okay, so I gave you and your friends some cool powers or something. And now I'm gonna die because my plot armor wore off. Bye kid." Pee Ben said before disappearing into nothingness. Bee Pen shrugged and dramatically cried for no apparent reason as the intro played, which was really seizure-inducing and featured a parody of We Don't Talk About Bruno playing on loop for twenty-seven minutes. After that, Bee Pen went to school and decided to tell his best friends Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man about what had happened. However, it took a while to get their attention because Strawberry Shortcake was talking about motorcycles and poker and some kid named Youyah or something weird like that while Spooky Simp Snake Man simped for her nonstop despite her not even knowing he was sitting right next to her. Once he finally got them to listen, they just blinked because they had no idea what he was talking about. "So you died and met yourself?" Spooky Simp Snake Man asked. "No! I met PEE Ben, not BEE Pen!" Bee Pen said furiously. His two friends said "ohhhhhh" like they understood despite not understanding. "He said he gave us powers... but what kind of powers?" Bee Pen wondered out loud. "We have powers other than simping? Since when?" Strawberry Shortcake asked, still not listening very well because she had headphones on and was loudly playing the theme song of her favorite show Magical Poker Starfish Midgets - The Adventures of Palm Tree Head on loop. Just then, Spooky Simp Snake Man decided to be an even cringier simp and hug Strawberry Shortcake. But the moment he did, they both magically disappeared in a flash of blue, leaving Bee Pen alone. Except for those other 200 kids who didn't notice anything for whatever reason. Bee Pen, being a good friend, didn't try to search for them or anything and they eventually magically appeared in front of him for plot reasons. "DUDE LIKE WHAT THE FRICK?!" they all said at the same time. "What happened to you?! You disappeared all of a sudden!" Bee Pen exclaimed. "Uh dunno I just hugged Strawberry Shortcake and magically transported to hell or something." Spooky Simp Snake Man replied. "How'd you get back?" Bee Pen asked. "Well, when we were attacked by creepypasta monsters, I hugged Strawberry Shortcake and was gonna declare that I have a crush on her for the tenth time- I mean tell her a really good strategy I had to escape when we reappeared back here." "Well alrighty then." The trio whirled around as dramatic music played again. Standing behind them (he had Sonic the Hedgehog's legs for some reason) was a Kyogre with Gau and Danny Phantom's hair who was very fat for no apparent reason. Bee Pen and Spooky Simp Snake Man gasped dramatically. "It's- it's-" "DANNY!" Strawberry Shortcake shrieked and started blathering to him about how much of a simp she was. He just looked bored. "Danny Gaumal Phantogre! I should've known you'd come here to steal our dimension-hopping-by-hugging powers!" Bee Pen yelled, declaring that his friends had traveled through dimensions so therefore they had. "Actually I just came here to tell you that you should shut up and that Spooky Simp Snake Man has a crush on Strawberry Shortcake." Danny replied. "Oh." After a long, awkward silence, Bee Pen acted like Danny had done something bad. "I'll show you for uh... you know, being a villain and stuff!" "Yeah, and I'll beat you up because... you're Bee Pen so yeah." Then Bee Pen tried to slap Danny while bragging about how cool he was, but Danny just kicked him really hard and he fell over. "BEE PEN!" Strawberry Shortcake screamed because screaming the main character's name and simping for anime characters was pretty much all she did. Spooky Simp Snake Man dropped to his knees and wailed like a little kid because reasons. "That was really something. Bye." Danny turned around to leave, but Bee Pen pushed himself up a little dramatically and glared at him. "Phantogre...! Come back here...! I'll teach you a lesson for..." Having absolutely no idea how to end that sentence, he passed out. When he came to, he was in a hospital even though he was barely injured. Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man were crying like he was dead and planning a funeral. "Hey you simps I'm still alive!" The two simps realized this and started crying harder because they thought he'd never wake up despite him being unconscious for literally five minutes. While the simps wailed nonstop, Bee Pen thought about his situation. His hero, Pee Ben 10, had granted him and his friends the ability to hop between dimensions when they hugged people. And now Danny Gaumal Phantogre was doing evil stuff or something like that. But before he could decide what to do, Spooky Simp Snake Man decided to simp for Strawberry Shortcake. He went on a three minute long love confession, but she didn't hear him because she was short and still had headphones on. So he hugged her, and they warped into a different dimension again. Bee Pen sighed very heavily.


The end.

[Episode 2]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Battle of the Simps


After Bee Pen left the hospital, he was planning to go back home and eat a whole bottle of honey while thinking very deeply. But before he and his friends Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake, who had apparently returned from whatever dimension they'd teleported to, could even cross the street, a voice called out to them dramatically. "Halt!" They turned around to see a three foot tall girl who was wearing cat ears. So they kept walking. After four minutes, Bee Pen and Spooky Simp Snake Man finally halted as the girl kept commanding them to do while throwing hissy fits. Then Strawberry Shortcake, who had been simping for a different anime boy than usual and was therefore lost in thought, bumped into Spooky Simp Snake Man, who simped for her really hard just because he could. Bee Pen, ignoring them, decided to ask the girl (who was about seven years old) a couple questions. "Who the heck are you and why did you want us to stop?" "My name is-" The girl tried to strike a pose, but her cat ears fell off and she had to put them back on. "Uh where was I- oh yeah, my name is Shrew Cart and I have a bone to pick with you because you were really mean!" she said dramatically. "I'm always really mean. What's your point?" Bee Pen asked. Shrew Cart's face went red with anger. "You were mean! And more mean than usual! You made Danny really upset!" she yelled. "Danny? Danny Gaumal Phantogre? For your information, he was doing, uh... evil stuff I guess, so he deserved it." Bee Pen replied with a shrug, still completely unaware of what Danny had or hadn't done. "Shut up! Danny didn't deserve to be sad no matter what he did!" Shrew Cart continued to yell. Bee Pen and his friends were about to leave, but Shrew Cart jabbed a finger at Strawberry Shortcake. "Stop right there, Strawberry Shortcake!" Everyone turned back around because Shrew Cart was even more ticked off than before. "You were even more mean than Bee Pen!" Strawberry Shortcake blinked. "Really? All I do is simp-" "Exactly! You're a Danny simp!" At this, everyone burst into laughter because they knew the little girl had to have hit her head or something to even have the thought that Strawberry Shortcake simped for Danny. "STOP LAUGHING! I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart shrieked. "What in Gau's name makes you think I simp for Danny when I only simp for-" "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DANNY SIMP AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DANNY SIMP AND YOU'RE A DANNY SIMP!" "No I'm not." "Yes you are!" "No I'm not." "YES YOU ARE!" "No I'm-" "I HATE YOU!" Shrew Cart yelled. Again. Then, being driven crazy by the fact that everyone was understandably laughing at her, pulled a magic wand out of her backpack and pointed it at Strawberry Shortcake. "I'll make sure Danny NEVER likes you EVER!" "But he doesn't-" Shrew Cart, cutting Strawberry Shortcake off once again, waved around her wand and sang a really cringey song about being a Danny simp, which ended with "oh yeah Strawberry Shortcake is mean and a Danny simp so now I'm turning her and her friends into anime characters". As she annoyingly sang those words, there was a burst of smoke. And when it cleared, Bee Pen and his friends were gone. In their places were three anime characters. "Uh... what is this supposed to accomplish again?" Bee Pen asked. Spooky Simp Snake Man took one look at Strawberry Shortcake and started to simp for her even harder than before because now she had eyes the size of dinner plates which was apparently attractive for some reason. "Danny would never like an anime girl! So I win!" Shrew Cart declared while laughing maniacally. "Why am I blond?" Strawberry Shortcake asked, because that was the only thing she noticed that was off. However, before anyone could answer that question, Danny Gaumal Phantogre waddled over on his Sonic the Hedgehog legs. "What the hell?" he asked upon noticing that Bee Pen and his friends were now anime characters. Shrew Cart immediately started fangirling over him, much to the exasperation of everyone around her. "Danny now that I turned Strawberry Shortcake into an anime girl do you like me?" she eventually asked. Danny just looked at her like she was high. "Uh, no." he said, leaving before Bee Pen could accuse him of doing nothing in particular. Then Shrew Cart broke down in tears and everyone returned to normal-ish. "Oh yeah I guess I'm supposed to say something nice or something right?" Bee Pen asked himself. His friends shrugged, so he hesitantly patted the seven year old on the shoulder, and she looked up at him. "Bee Pen, I'm s-s-so sorry I-I was such a jerk to y-you and your f-f-friends..." she choked in-between sobs. "Okay." he replied. "That's it! As of now, you're my new bestie!" Shrew Cart told him, not crying at all anymore because reasons. "...What?" Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake asked. Bee Pen would've said the same thing, but he was too busy running away from Shrew Cart, who happened to be chasing him around at three hundred miles per hour for no apparent reason.


The end.

[Episode 3]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 1)


It was a normal day for Bee Pen and his friends. Strawberry Shortcake was still three feet tall and a simp, Shrew Cart was basically stalking Bee Pen everywhere he went and called him her bestie every two minutes, and Spooky Simp Snake Man... wasn't simping for Strawberry Shortcake? Upon everyone (except Strawberry Shortcake) realizing this, they decided to ask why. "Spooky Simp Snake Man, is something wrong? You're being slightly less of a simp for Strawberry Shortcake today." Bee Pen said worriedly. But Spooky Simp Snake Man scoffed. "Oh please, like I could ever simp for someone like that. She's three feet tall for heaven's sake! I've found someone else who I know I truly love with all of my heart." he said dramatically. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart just stared at him. "Well? Who is she?" Shrew Cart asked. "I thought you'd never ask." Spooky Simp Snake Man said, despite the fact that he'd announced it literally sixteen seconds ago. He reached into his abnormally large jacket pocket and pulled out a watermelon. And this watermelon had lips drawn on it in sparkly purple lipstick and googly eyes, as well as a puke green wig glued on it. "Meet Melony, the girl of my dreams!" For a moment, there was dead silence. And then Bee Pen and Shrew Cart started laughing so hard that it hurt. "DON'T LAUGH AT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S ADORABLE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man yelled at them, which only made them laugh three times harder. Then Strawberry Shortcake accidentally bumped into him, as she was too busy simping to tell where she was going. This made Spooky Simp Snake Man bump into Shrew Cart, and Shrew Cart bump into Bee Pen, and this counted as a hug for plot reasons because they teleported to another dimension. Strawberry Shortcake gasped with surprise. Not because she'd dimension-hopped, but because of where she'd dimension-hopped to. It was a small port town, and everywhere Bee Pen and his friends looked, there were people with red hair and people with blue hair. "Where the heck are we?" Bee Pen asked, attracting the attention of some of the people. "Captain Shortcake! You're back!" some red-haired lady cried. Immediately, people began to crowd around Strawberry Shortcake, who was grinning confidently. "And I'm glad to be back!" she said. "Uh, Strawberry Shortcake? Do you know these people?" Shrew Cart asked. "Yeah. This is my home." Dramatic music began to play as everyone made surprised noises. "You came from another dimension? See, this is why I stopped simping for you." Spooky Simp Snake Man said. "Sorry I kept it a secret, guys, but I thought I'd never get back here after my ship sank and for some reason I teleported to a whole different dimension." Strawberry Shortcake explained, which really wasn't a good explanation. "You have a ship?" Bee Pen asked, because the fact that Strawberry Shortcake came from another dimension apparently wasn't interesting anymore. Strawberry Shortcake sighed sadly. "I did. It was a beautiful sailing ship with a bunch of cannons on it. We were going to fight off the Lean Greens, and-" "Wait, the who?" Shrew Cart asked, cutting her off. "The Lean Greens are those green-haired morons who dwell on that one island in the north. They think the Red Heads and the Blue Crew are bad because some guy fell off of his boat and washed up here. We gave him a little ship and he returned home, but he convinced the other Lean Greens that we'd bullied him and hurt his feelings, so they declared war on us." some blue-haired boy explained. He literally looked like he walked out of an anime, so Strawberry Shortcake started to simp for him, much to his exhasperation and Spooky Simp Snake Man's jealousy. He proceeded to have a deep internal conflict about the fact that he was simping for a midget and a fruit. But everyone ignored him. "Captain, we've been waiting for you to return. You see, we rebuilt your ship!" one of Strawberry Shortcake's apparent former crew members, who also had blue hair, said. After Strawberry Shortcake stopped simping for him, her brain registered what he'd said. "You rebuilt the Good Ship Pogo?!" she cried. "The... what? Ship WHAT?" Bee Pen asked, baffled. "Follow me." a third blue-haired boy said, and everyone followed him to the other side of the island town, where the port was. Strawberry Shortcake stared in awe at the giant sailboat with cannons. "What in Melony's name is that?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked in a very girly manner, as there were giant anime boy faces carved out of wood attached to the Good Ship Pogo. "That's my ship! And it's even more amazing than last time!" Strawberry Shortcake cried as she fell to her knees and began to sob with joy. "Well, this is, um..." "Weird as frick? Yeah." Bee Pen muttered, as it was truly a sight. "Well, Captain? Should we try once more to fend off those Lean Green freaks?" "You bet! Come on, everyone!" Strawberry Shortcake said, apparently not crying anymore and jumping ten feet in the air and onto her ship as her crew members climbed on board. Bee Pen, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Shrew Cart shrugged at each other and climbed on board as well, seeing as they had nothing better to do than to join a redheaded midget as she waged war. Also friendship or something.


To be continued...

[Episode 4]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 2)


The Good Ship Pogo slowly sailed through the deep blue sea. Meanwhile, Strawberry Shortcake spun the wheel a few times, simped for blue-haired boys, and randomly shot cannonballs at seagulls. Below deck, Bee Pen, Shrew Cart, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Melony were contemplating their situation. "Well, I guess we're gonna kill some people." Bee Pen muttered with a shrug. "Seems like it, bestie!" Shrew Cart replied happily, because she liked death, being an edgy pre-teen and all. Spooky Simp Snake Man was still having that deep internal conflict. Melony said nothing because she was a fricking watermelon in a wig. So they just sat around for a while and did nothing because nothing was happening. But then they heard Strawberry Shortcake screaming Witch Doctor at the top of her lungs, and all the crew members rushed on deck. Bee Pen and his friends followed to see what was going on, and gasped dramatically when they saw another ship with cannons on it that was exactly as big as the Good Ship Pogo. The difference was, instead of having anime boy faces carved onto it, it had a sail with poorly-drawn art of some guy with dumb green hair on it. "What is that thing?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked. Strawberry Shortcake slowly and dramatically turned around. "The Lean Greens." she said, again, dramatically. "Wait, you mean... THE Lean Greens? The bad guys?!" Shrew Cart asked with wide eyes. "Yeah, those Lean Greens." a crew member said with a sigh. "All right, guys! Prepare for-" "NO!" Everyone turned to face the source of the voice, and promptly regretted it. The guy who had spoken had ugly green hair, a Rubik's Cube as an eyepatch (on both eyes), and was only wearing a pirate hat, his underwear, and socks. "What... the hell...?" Bee Pen choked. "Uh... moving on." Strawberry Shortcake said, and the green-haired guy continued to yell. "I AM CAPTAIN NETH AND YOU WON'T BEATETH MY LEEN GREANS! MY FEELINGS ARE REALLY OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MY HAIR COLOR OR WHATEVER I'M MAD ABOUT BECAUSE GREEN HAIR IS TOTALLY HOT! SO YOU MUST DIE REALLY DIEDLY!" As he said that, hundreds of Lean Greens crowded onto the deck, and some of them jumped into the cannons. "WATER!" Captain Neth shrieked, thinking he was clever for not saying 'fire', and the cannons fired, launching waves of green-haired idiots onto the the Good Ship Pogo's deck. However, the blue-haired crew members casually kicked them and they fell off. Captain Neth screamed randomly and tore a chunk out of the sail with his teeth before eating it. Nobody knew why or wanted to know why. Infuriated, he started shoving all of his crew members into the cannons and attempted to shoot them at Strawberry Shortcake. However he missed every single time because he had Rubik's Cubes on his eyes. Then he got so angry at this that he wet himself and went below deck. "Well that was easy." Bee Pen said with a shrug. "SHUT UP YOU STOOPID MEENIE HED!" came the very annoying screech of Captain Neth. He was dragging some kid who looked like he hadn't eaten in a month by his foot. Said kid tried to escape, his three inch long fingernails scraping against the wood floor, but he got stuffed into a cannon despite his efforts. "MY FEELINGS WERE HURDED SO YOU MUST BE IN PAIN UNTIL I FEEL BETTER!" Captain Neth shrieked at Strawberry Shortcake. "That's... a little hard to pull off, since you kinda didn't hit me." she said. Captain Neth furiously had a seizure and fired the cannon at her, and the boy landed approximately two feet away from her. He looked up, and the moment he did, Strawberry Shortcake began to simp for him despite the fact that he had green hair and looked starved. Spooky Simp Snake Man got so jealous that he almost squeezed the juice out of Melony. He tried to shrug it off, because he simped for Melony now, not Strawberry Shortcake, or at least that's what he kept telling himself. The boy tried to run away from Strawberry Shortcake, but she hugged him, and of course, they both teleported away. "Oh frick." a crewmember groaned. Everyone else stared in stunned silence. "NOOOOOOOO! STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man suddenly wailed as if she'd died. He sobbed hysterically into Melony's wig, heartbroken. Captain Neth had no idea what had happened so he laughed evilly and danced stupidly before hitting his head on something and knocking himself unconscious. "Now what do we do, bestie?!" Shrew Cart asked, not noticing that Captain Neth was unconscious. "Eat ice cream?" "Oh, good idea!" Meanwhile, Spooky Simp Snake Man cried more as really sad music played. He glared at Melony. "This is all your fault! Thanks to you, I hid my true feelings from Strawberry Shortcake, and now... and now I might never be able to tell her how much I love her!" he yelled dramatically, as if he didn't simp for her on a daily basis. He angrily threw Melony into the sea as Captain Neth regained consciousness. He looked at the sea and saw Melony floating along, because watermelons apparently float now. "OHEMGEE I'LL SAVE YOU MS. HOT LEAN GREENETTE!" he shrieked, mistaking Melony for a Lean Green. His arms freakishly stretched to three hundred times their normal size and he pulled Melony onto his boat before smooching her. Spooky Simp Snake Man cried harder. Everyone else thought they were high. Then Spooky Simp Snake Man decided he'd had enough. He grabbed onto a rope that was apparently there for some reason and swung himself about sixty feet in the air. He dived directly at Captain Neth in slow motion while screaming "THIS IS FOR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" and landed a flying kick. Melony exploded, scattering watermelon everywhere, and Captain Neth's jaw fell off. Which, as you can expect, didn't phase him at all. However, the fact that he was knocked through his boat probably did. He frantically swam away, back to the Lean Greens' island, as the boat began to sink because it was filling with water. Strawberry Shortcake's crew cheered because Captain Neth had been defeated. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart cheered because Spooky Simp Snake Man had finally accomplished something. He took a bow, not noticing that the water was up to his neck. And by the time he did, he was underwater, which you'd think would be pretty easy to notice. Bee Pen sighed heavily. But just then, in a flash of blinding light, Strawberry Shortcake appeared, still hugging the starved green-haired boy from earlier. "Whoa, what happened?! Did we win?!" she asked, looking like she'd been traumatized for life. The boy squirmed out of her grip and dove into the water. Nobody knew where he was swimming to, but then again, nobody really cared. "Strawberry Shortcake! You're back! Again!" a crew member cried, and they all crowded around her like she'd done something. "Bee Pen?" she asked. "Yeah, we won. Spooky Simp Snake Man kicked that Neth guy's jaw off, but, uh... I think he-" Bee Pen suddenly cut himself off when he heard a strange sound. "Sthrburruh Shirpcihck...!" Everyone looked around for the source of the noise, eventually peering off the edge of the Good Ship Pogo. They all gasped when they saw Spooky Simp Snake Man climbing up the boat. "Spooky Simp Snake Man! You're okay!" Shrew Cart cried in astonishment. The second he got onto the deck, he hugged Strawberry Shortcake, who had been congratulating him for actually doing something. And then they disappeared. Everybody groaned again.


To be continued...

[Episode 5]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - A Whole New World


In a flash of light, Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man were standing in the middle of the street. Which would be a bad thing if there were people driving by, as there weren't for whatever reason. "Huh? Hey, what happened?" Spooky Simp Snake Man asked, as if it wasn't the world's most obvious question. "Aw man! We just dimension-hopped! But I was gonna simp for that one guy more!" Strawberry Shortcake cried. As in she started crying. Then Spooky Simp Snake Man remembered how his deep internal conflict was gone, so he rejoiced and simped for her nonstop in the middle of a street as she sobbed hysterically. Then, a woman riding a motorcycle noticed the scene and stopped, luckily before she ran them over. Her eyes widened. "Well, I'll be..." Then she smirked, clenched her fists, and pulled out a gun as the camera panned dramatically. "It must be my lucky day." She sat there for a couple minutes, waiting for one of the simps to realize she was pointing a gun at them. But they didn't. "Hey, kid!" she finally yelled, and they both turned around. Their jaws dropped to the floor when they noticed the gun, and Spooky Simp Snake Man immediately ran away in a very manly fashion. While screaming. Evil Motorcycle Lady chased after him, leaving Strawberry Shortcake standing there and blinking. Realizing that he couldn't outrun a motorcycle on foot, Spooky Simp Snake Man ran into someone's yard and stole a hot pink tricycle that was clearly made for a girl who was about five years old, which would definitely let him escape. He put it on the road, somehow managed to sit on it, and started pedaling. Luckily, Evil Motorcycle Lady stopped so she could laugh so hard that she hurt without crashing her motorcycle into a tree. Unluckily, he couldn't get up the very small hill on his tricycle. After many failed attempts, he got off of the tricycle, picked it up, ran up the hill, and then rode it down the hill. And by the time Evil Motorcycle Lady remembered she was supposed to be chasing him, he was already about a block away. She said some very mean and bad curse words and resumed the chase. He eventually looked over his shoulder and saw that Evil Motorcycle Lady was gaining on him. "H-How can her motorcycle go so fast?!" he cried, astonished that a motorcycle was faster than a little girl's tricycle. Then his tricycle ran into someone's motorcycle. Spooky Simp Snake Man gulped and looked up to see some bald guy who was about eight feet tall on the aforementioned motorcycle. He grinned in an 'oh god please don't kill me' way. Evil Motorcycle Lady finished catching up with him, and he realized he was completely surrounded because he couldn't pedal his tricycle up a curb. He knew, he'd tried it. He started to scream and cry like a child who couldn't have any candy as Evil Motorcycle Lady got off of her motorcycle and approached him. She said something, but he was crying too loud to hear anything. "Don't worry, young civilian! I'LL save you!" a voice suddenly yelled dramatically, and Spooky Simp Snake Man shut up so he could see where it had come from. Evil Motorcycle Lady and Bald Man McGee looked around as well. "What?! Who's there?!" Evil Motorcycle Lady demanded. "Behind you!" She turned around, flinching as she was blinded by the sun. But atop a tree, there were two silhouettes of people who had somehow managed to stand on top of a tree at the same time, one of them being half the other's size. The short silhouette suddenly jumped incredibly high and landed in front of Evil Motorcycle Lady, who looked at him as if he was an actual threat and not a three foot tall kid with a cape. "W-Who are you?!" The short kid chuckled and posed dramatically. "I am... the Mighty Midget!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then they started laughing. Even Spooky Simp Snake Man was cracking up, and he had been crying hysterically only a few moments ago. "Now, Lettuce Senator!" Mighty Midget yelled. Before anyone could wonder what the heck a lettuce senator was, the second silhouette, who was no longer a silhouette, appeared out of nowhere and knocked out Bald Man McGee with one blow. Evil Motorcycle Lady's eyes widened, because Bald Man McGee had been eight feet tall. She glanced at Mighty Midget, whose cape was waving behind him in a superhero-y fashion, and growled. "All right, you might've defeated me this time, Mighty Midget, but I'll be back! So you had better go back to hiding under your blanket fort for a living, because as I just said, I'll be back!" she said before jumping on her motorcycle and driving away. Spooky Simp Snake Man jumped off his tricycle and ran over to Mighty Midget. "Y-You saved me! Thank you so much!" he cried. Mighty Midget grinned. "It was nothing. Saving innocent people is what I do." "Oh, get real! I'm the only one who actually did anything, you dummy!" Lettuce Senator snapped. Mighty Midget sighed. "Gerbil Desk, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: you have to control your temper." "Maybe I would if this wasn't so aggravating! Every single time someone's in trouble, you strike a dramatic pose and I do all the work! Like right now! I knocked out some huge guy in one hit, and this brat exclaims that YOU saved him! Even that stupid lady on the motorcycle says that YOU defeated her! But do I get any credit?! No, not ever! Everyone loves YOU because you're the 'adorable' younger brother who wears a cape! Because clearly that makes you a hero! I'm so tired of this whole thing! I wish you had actual superhero-related skills, because if you did, I could go off and be a hero on my own, but no, I have to babysit my little brother because he can't do much of anything on his own! And what do I get out of it?! Nothing but a bunch of stupid nicknames, because apparently Dark Sky just isn't cool enough!" Dark Sky ranted. Mighty Midget looked at him as if he was giving a lesson on why peanuts taste like peanut butter. Spooky Simp Snake Man stared at him for a second before turning back to Mighty Midget. "So, uh... who was that lady, anyway?" he asked. Mighty Midget looked around suspiciously as if there were actually people there who might overhear him. "Follow me. We'll discuss this whole thing back at headquarters." he said. Spooky Simp Snake Man picked up his tricycle and followed him as he dashed off, and Dark Sky followed as well, more stomping than walking.


To be continued...

[Episode 6]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - The Edgy Side of Dimensions


"Hey, bestie? What is this?" Shrew Cart asked, poking her food with a fork. In celebration of their victory, the crewmembers of the Good Ship Pogo were making a ton of food so that Strawberry Shortcake and her friends could stuff their faces all day and all night. The problem was that she wasn't there, and neither was Spooky Simp Snake Man. And also that the crewmembers had the cooking skill of two day old children. "No idea. Looks like mashed-up bananas mixed with split pea soup to me." Bee Pen said with a shrug. The cook glared at them. "Hey, this is high-quality food! I even seasoned it with salt water!" he said. Upon hearing this, Shrew Cart suddenly devoured all of it as if it was the best thing since fudge. Then she burped so loudly that the ship rattled, which Bee Pen somehow ignored. "So, uh... shouldn't we try to find Strawberry Shortcake and Spooky Simp Snake Man or something?" he asked. Shrew Cart's eyes widened and she jumped out of her seat, tripped over it, and had to stand up again. "You're right! Come on, bestie! Let's dimension-hop to it!" "But aren't there billions of dimensions? What are the chances we'll end up in the right one? And if we did somehow end up in the same dimension, what are the chances we'd even find them?" "Who cares? Let's just do it!" Shrew Cart insisted. "Great idea!" Bee Pen replied. Shrew Cart hugged him, and they dimension-hopped. They then gasped upon seeing the place they were in. It was a city, much like Pee Bensville, except it was covered in more grafitti and the sky was dark. It also looked partially destroyed. "What... what is this place?" "No clue, bestie." Bee Pen took a few steps forward, gazing at the city in stunned silence. However, the silence was broken by a very familiar voice. "Halt!" He jumped and turned toward Shrew Cart. "What is it?" "I-I didn't say anything!" she cried, looking around for the source of the voice. Before Bee Pen could mention that the voice sounded almost identical to hers, a girl approached them. She had hot pink hair like a flamingo that was multiple feet longer than she was tall, glittery bright red eyes that were redder than red blood and more glittery than glittery glitter, glow-in-the-dark plastic vampire fangs that were somewhat green, a magenta dress that flowed like water from a hose with holes in it that had splotches of red paint on it and reached down to her ankles, one pink and one black shoe, so much makeup that it almost hurt to look at her, blood red eyeliner, and cat ears. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart's jaws dropped simultaneously. Under all that makeup and dyed hair, she looked just like Shrew Cart, and sounded like her, too. "Shrew... Shrew Cart?" The other Shrew Cart immediately became angry. "DON'T CALL ME THAT! MY NAME IS CATHERINE MAG'ENTA ALZHEIMER'S GOOSE NORTHEAST!" she shrieked. Neither Bee Pen nor Shrew Cart could comprehend what she had just said, understandably. "Why do you look so much like me?!" Shrew Cart asked. Catherine looked at her and scoffed. "We look nothing alike, you preppy poser! I'm the most beautiful seven year old girl to ever walk the streets of Kansas!" Tears then started gushing from her painfully red orbs. "W-Why doesn't anyone understand me...?! I'm so h-h-horrible and... and PATHETIC!" she wailed. Then she stopped wailing for a moment to see if Bee Pen and Shrew Cart were pitying her. They weren't. So she glared at them and continued to wail, but was interrupted by a heavy sigh. A boy stepped out of the shadows. He had midnight-black hair in an emo hairdo that was partially tied around his absurdly large gold earrings for reasons unknown, coal-black eyes, a ripped-up ebony t-shirt, a pair of pants that was as dark as shadows, and shoes whose color resembled the color of my toothpaste, which is black. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart's jaws dropped again, as he looked vaguely like Bee Pen. "Oh god, who are you?" Bee Pen asked, almost afraid to hear the answer. The other Bee Pen sighed heavily again. "My name is Archibald Benson." he said emo-ly while attempting to brush his black hair out of his black eyes. "Um, bestie? I think we should leave now. These guys freak me out." Shrew Cart muttered. "Yeah, same here." Bee Pen replied. But before they could hug, Archibald Benson spoke up. "But the concert's just about to start." he said gothically. "Concert?" "Yeah. We were gonna listen to my top ten emo songs from every single emo band on the planet, but we decided it'd be better if Deathberry Bloodcake sung edgy Kirby songs instead." he replied edgily. "Uh... what?" "You should really come to the concert even though I hate you both! It's gonna be so cool!" Catherine exclaimed, her glittery red orbs glittering like bleeding stars on a moonless night. She then grabbed their wrists and started dragging them around with her superhuman strength, Archibald Benson following gothically. It wasn't long before they reached a stage, which was black and red and downright painful to look at. Catherine tied Bee Pen and Shrew Cart to their seats and sat down next to Archibald Benson, talking about how much she loved the flavor of hair dye. "This... escalated quickly. If only we'd dimension-hopped..." Bee Pen groaned, struggling in his chair. "Don't worry, bestie. What's the worst thing that could happen?" "We're stuck with them forever." he replied. Shrew Cart immediately started screaming and thrashing around in her chair. But then the two of them noticed the girl on stage. She had a bright red mowhawk with blood-red tips, blue eyes that revealed so much depressing sorrow and simpiness, and an outfit that nobody cares about enough to describe. She was also three feet tall, just like Strawberry Shortcake. She grabbed a microphone as Kirby music started playing. "NOW THAT I'VE STALKED YOU AND YOU'VE KILLED MEEEEEEEEEE, LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL OF OUR EMO MEEEEMORIES! HAND IN HAND, REMEMBER ALL THE EDGY DAAAAAYS WE HAD?! LIKE A DREAM, EVERY LITTLE THING MAKES ME MAAAAAAAAAAAD!" she shrieked into it, her voice sounding like she was out of breath and had a sore throat at the same time. At that moment, to his horror, Bee Pen knew it was going to be an absurdly long day.


To be continued...

[Episode 7]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - A Hero Is Born


"So, what's going on?" Spooky Simp Snake Man asked as he turned on a flashlight. Mighty Midget shushed him. "Do you want the whole neighborhood to overhear our secret meeting?" "We're in a basement, hiding under a blanket fort. Nobody is going to hear us." Dark Sky growled. Mighty Midget shushed him as well. "Onion Box, it's not a basement, it's our headquarters!" he said rather loudly. "Uh-huh. Sure." Ignoring his older brother, Mighty Midget turned to Spooky Simp Snake Man. "All right. You wanted to know about the lady who was trying to run you over or shoot you or whatever, right?" "That's right." Spooky Simp Snake Man replied. Mighty Midget took the flashlight from him so he could look dramatic. "She's a member of a cult." Silence fell over the basement. The only noise that could be heard was Spooky Simp Snake Man's jaw dropping. "Real detailed. Great job." Dark Sky said sarcastically and snatched the flashlight, then quickly continued before his brother could complain. "I've heard a lot about the cult she's a part of. I don't know how much of what people say is true, but it's rumored that this cult worships some freaky deity that some purple-haired idiot made up. They claim that this... thing will die, and everything will die with it, if they don't provide it with enough 'simp energy'." he explained. "Simp energy? What's that?" Spooky Simp Snake Man asked, reaching for the flashlight, which Dark Sky moved so it was just out of his reach. "How am I supposed to know? I'm assuming it's as stupid as it-" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door leading to the basement. "W-Who was that?" Mighty Midget asked after it stopped. "You really think I know?" Dark Sky grumbled. Spooky Simp Snake Man got up, crawled out of the blanket fort, and went to answer the door. Which took a while because he kept stumbling back down the stairs. He eventually returned, holding a piece of paper and looking pale. "What's it say?" Mighty Midget asked. Spooky Simp Snake Man jumped slightly before clearing his throat. "I-It says... 'dear Mighty Midget, we're c-coming to your basement at six PM today... and we're going to k-kidnap the simp you're hiding there... signed, Evil Motorcycle Lady'..." He gulped, terrified at the thought of being kidnapped by the motorcycle simp cult. "T-They're coming for... me!" he cried. Mighty Midget gasped, while Dark Sky groaned. "Thanks for the lesson, couldn't have figured that out myself." "We've got to do something!" Mighty Midget exclaimed. "Yeah. How about we call people who are actually capable of stopping that lunatic cult?" Dark Sky suggested. Mighty Midget looked at him like he was insane. "You need to have more confidence, Soup Lamp! We can handle them with ease!" he said, standing up and attempting to look like a superhero. Despite being in a dark basement under a blanket fort. Dark Sky was not convinced. "Oh, I've got it! Spooky Simp Snake Man, you have nothing to worry about!" Mighty Midget assured the trembling simp. Spooky Simp Snake Man, filled with confidence by his statement, didn't question how he knew his name. "What's your plan?" "We turn you into a superhero!" he said dramatically. Dark Sky's hand hit his face so hard that it echoed throughout the basement. "It takes years of training. You can't just put on a cape, sing some crappy theme song you made up in two seconds, and suddenly become a hero." "Yes you can!" "No you can't." As the two brothers bickered, Spooky Simp Snake Man suddenly remembered something. "Oh no... Strawberry Shortcake..." he whimpered. "Whoberry whatcake?" Mighty Midget asked, suddenly not arguing with Dark Sky anymore. "She... was with me when I first got here. She's a simp and... and very special to me-" "Oh god." "Don't interrupt him, TV Tissue!" Mighty Midget hissed at his brother. Spooky Simp Snake Man decided to continue before they started arguing again. "Since she's also a simp... what if that cult is after her too...?" Overwhelmed by sad emotions of sadness, he started crying hysterically. Dark Sky covered his ears. "Don't worry! We'll protect Strawberry Shortcake from that cult! Actually, once we make you a superhero, you'll be able to protect her yourself!" He immediately cheered up. "S-So how do you plan to make me a superhero?" he asked. "All right. Step one, you come up with a cool name for yourself. Step two, you get a really cool costume. Step three, you come up with an awesome theme song for yourself. And step four, we soup up your ride." Mighty Midget said hero-ly. Dark Sky sighed. "I would mention something about me being the only one here who knows anything about how to do that, but for god's sake, it's a tricycle. A pink tricycle." Mighty Midget rolled his eyes. "Come on, Sheep Car, you're my assistant! You're supposed to be more positive!" "Excuse me?!" Then Spooky Simp Snake Man stood up, possibly to stop another argument, slightly more confident than he'd ever been. "I... I wanna be a hero!"


To be continued...

[Episode 8]

Bee Pen Dimension 10 - On The Road Again


"ONE, TWO, THREE, AND MAYBE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX! MAKING EDGY TEENAGERS AND WE'LL BE KILLING MORE!" As Deathberry Bloodcake edgily tap-danced on stage, her mohawk waving around wildly, Bee Pen's head slumped down. He had been forced to listen to the song on loop for about seventeen hours, and it was weakening his already loose grip on reality. Meanwhile, Shrew Cart started sobbing, worn out from all the shrieking and thrashing she'd been doing. Catherine Mag'enta Alzheimer's Goose Northeast glared at them, and Archibald Benson sighed depressedly. "ALL OF YOU BE QUIET! DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE IS MY FAVORITE SINGER, YOU PREPS!" Catherine screeched, partially drowning out Deathberry Bloodcake as she sung about typical edgy emo stuff. "LET'S GRAB OUR KNIVES AND STAB TEDDY BEARS AND STUFF AND WRITE THE NAMES OF OUR EMO CRUSHES IN FAKE BLOOD!" "LIKE, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE EDGY DEATH MEMORIES WITH DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE?! IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG! IT TOTALLY CAPTURES THE DEPRESSING SORROW AND EVILNESS OF BEING A GOTHIC VAMPIRE LIKE ME!" "UNDERNEATH YOUR DARK EMO BASEMENT, THAT'S WHERE WE'LL COMMIT REALLY AWESOME CRIMES, YOU AND ME!" "YOU JUST DON'T WANNA HEAR IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF UN-EDGY UN-NOT-UNCOOL PEOPLE WHO HATE DEATHBERRY BLOODCAKE FOR EXPRESSING HER VERY DARK AND EDGY SELF!" "WHEN WE'RE WHINING BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE US, IT'S GO! THIS EDGY SONG FILLS MY BLADDER UP WITH PEE!" Just when Bee Pen was about to break his chair off and jump off the nearest bridge while hoping that the river would carry him to a less emo place, a boy suddenly leapt through the air, about four feet above his head, making an annoyingly loud sound that could make glass shatter. Catherine jumped out of her chair and stuck out her arms as if she was going to throw him like he was in a mosh pit or something. However, he missed her by a third of an inch and landed face-flat on the ground. Archibald Benson sighed gothically as Deathberry Bloodcake's horrifically bad music stopped. When the boy stopped whimpering and stood up, a spark of hope... sparked in Bee Pen. Despite the fake fur coat and lime green hair with red and black streaks that dragged along the ground similarly to Catherine's, he looked like Spooky Simp Snake Man. So desperate to get out of the nightmarish dimension he was in that he would even turn to Spooky Simp Snake Man to help him, and temporarily forgetting that he was surrounded by edgy versions of his friends and himself, he nudged Shrew Cart, who seemed to be having a mental breakdown, with his elbow. Her eyes widened as she looked up. "Spooky Simp Snake Man! You're here! How'd you- oh, never mind! Please get us out of here!" she pleaded. But the boy, who wore a name tag with 'Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy' written on it, looked at her like she was the crazier one. "What are you talking about? My name is Emogo!" he said. At that moment, Bee Pen's single remaining bit of hope for humanity was ripped from him. Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy went over to Deathberry Bloodcake and started simping for her, but she yelled at him for being off-key and late and fired him. He cried a lot. Bee Pen, deprived of all sanity, suddenly chewed through his ropes and started bashing the chair with a rock until it broke into a million pieces. Archibald Benson and Catherine's jaws dropped. Bee Pen then hugged Shrew Cart, and they dimension-hopped. After a moment of silence, Gothic Fanboy Reptile Guy turned to Deathberry Bloodcake. "You're still fired." she growled. He cried a lot. Again. Meanwhile, in a different dimension, the door of the garage that was attached to the house Mighty Midget had been squatting in opened. Some lights shone from the darkness, and an ice cream truck dramatically flew out into the street, playing that dingy music that ice cream trucks play. Right behind it was a hot pink e-tricycle, plugged into an outlet in the garage by a very long cord. And on that tricycle was a boy wearing a white onesie with pink hearts all over it and a large heart emblem thingy with 'SS' written in large reddish letters that strongly resembled strawberries. His hair waved in the breeze, and he took a deep breath. "I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot! I'm Supersimp, and I like to simp a lot! I'm Supersimp-simp-simp-simp, Supersimp! I'm Super-Super-Super-Supersimp, Supersimp! Yeah, yeah, Supersimp!" Spooky Simp Snake Man sung to the tune of the ice cream truck melody in an extremely repetitive and annoying manner. Mighty Midget gave him a thumbs-up from the window of the ice cream truck, and he smiled before continuing. "Oh, I like to simp, I really love to simp a lot! Yeah, I'm a simp, which is totally something I don't say a lot! I'm really cool because simps are really cool! I like to simp, to gush, and to drool! I am Supersimp, yeah!" The two kids were so caught up with the theme song Spooky Simp Snake Man had come up with on the spot but pretended he'd come up with earlier that they didn't notice Evil Motorcycle Lady and Bald Man McGee's 7'11" son, Bald Man McJunior, tailing them. This time, Mighty Midget also took a deep breath as he joined in. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" "I'm Supersimp!" Spooky Simp Snake Man sung, following his lead. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah!" "I'm Supersimp!" "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh-" "HEY! ARE YOU TWO REALLY THIS STUPID?! EVIL MOTORCYCLE LADY'S TAILING US!" Dark Sky screamed at them from his really cool motorcycle. Both kids jumped, as they hadn't realized that he was there, but ignored him. "I am a simp, and my name is Supersimp!" "Yeah!" "I simp for fruit and strawberry gamer girls!" "Yeah!" "I'm the best simp, except for the girl that I simp for!" "Yeah!" "I'm a superhero, and to the cute anime girls out there: if you're lucky, I'll simp for you too!" "Oh yeah!" Spooky Simp Snake Man used his two non-simping braincells to try to come up with more lines for his 'amazing' theme song, but the plug that was plugged into his e-tricycle came out, and his e-tricycle fell on top of him as he hit the ground. He whimpered, and Dark Sky's face slammed into his handlebars as he slowed to a stop. "Supersimp!" Mighty Midget cried, poking his head out of the ice cream truck window as the melody continued to play. Suddenly, Bee Pen and Shrew Cart appeared in the middle of the road, completely confused. But before anyone could do anything, Evil Motorcycle Lady and Bald Man McJunior drove by, grabbing Spooky Simp Snake Man by his arms and narrowly missing Bee Pen and Shrew Cart. As Mighty Midget gasped, Evil Motorcycle Lady stuck her tongue out at her arch-nemesis and drove off into the distance. "Was that- was that Spooky Simp Snake Man? Bestie, what's going on?!" Shrew Cart shrieked to the equally-clueless Bee Pen, who shrugged. "You know Spooky Simp Snake Man?!" Mighty Midget asked, climbing out of the ice cream truck. "Uh, yeah. Who the heck are you?" "I'm Mighty Midget, and Supersimp- erm, Spooky Simp Snake Man is a friend of mine. We were on our way to stop this crazy simp motorcycle cult and rescue his girlfriend or... whatever we were doing, but they snatched him! Please, you gotta help!" he pleaded, sounding even less like a superhero than usual. Before Bee Pen could reply, he was shoved into the ice cream truck, and Shrew Cart quickly followed. "Come on, we're going to their secret hideout!" Mighty Midget said before zooming off. Dark Sky, thoroughly exasperated, followed after him and his newfound friends. "WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEIR HIDEOUT IS!" he yelled from his motorcycle again. Bee Pen, broken by the day's events, passed out and dreamed about setting something on fire.


To be continued...