The Glazio News
9/19/2020
I forgot to say 'see ya' last time. I big klutz. Anyway, I headed off to do my Water trial, and after some trial and error, pun intended, I beat it! Also, my Eevee evolved into Sylveon at one point after the trial, I think, I don't remember when. But he did! I headed back to Melemele Island and caught myself a male Mawile, whom I named Silver. Yay he has Intimidate! Then I beat the Fire and Grass trials and beat Olivia, then headed off to Aether and beat up a Nihilego. And wrote a song. Heh heh. With Akala Island outta the way, I headed to Ula'ula Island and my Rockruff evolved into Midnight Lycanroc after I lost to Hau! Jeez I lose to lots of people. But hey, Rei and his Counter was the whole reason I beat the Electric trial. Togedemaru used Iron Head or something, Rei held on with 1 HP due to affection, Skarmory used a move that was dodged, most likely Steel Wing, annnnnd... bam! Togedemaru was down! He had been weakened a little bit by an Inferno Overdrive, but Spiky Shield helped protect him and he barely took any damage. It was nearly a one-hit KO. I like Counter more than I thought! Rei's the new Casey! Whee! OK I got a bit hyper. Anyway, I proceeded to battle Guzma at that one garden place, but I lost. Oops. Gotta try that again. But I got some fanfic news! Yay! In Sol and Luna, we learn that the pink-haired nerd is Ilima Lime Lame Lima Head Bean. That's literally it. But remember my unnamed fanfic? Yeah, I started Chapter 1 of that! Bet ya didn't see that one comin'! Pika tells her new Type: Null to use Crush Claw, which beats up Hau's Incineroar, which faints. No, the battle wasn't one turn. We just only see the end. Pika's Pokemon trust her completely as she trusts them, but Type: Null is feeling more uncertain, since it's new. So Hau and Pika are happy about the battle and Hau remarks that Pika's Type: Null is stronger than Gladion's when it was a Type: Null. Pika remembers how strong Gladion's Type: Null was, and how she barely manages to beat Gladion in battle when she wins. She hopes her Type: Null will evolve into Silvally like Gladion's did, but she knows that it'll take time. And remarks like 'plenty of time' and 'it would take time' seem like common things so far... anyway, Pika's sure that her Type: Null will come to trust her eventually. That's all I got for now! See ya! I remembered to say it this time...
Sep 19, 2020
by
Gau
K! I think you will reach top ten soon! :)
Sep 19, 2020
by
Kookoonut TM
HAU THRILLER IS A SONG NOW
Mews dabbing at midnight
With hink cows that are high
On malasada juice
And a conga line of derpy Haus
Zombie spider Haus
Are swimming through the ground
Pika's in a UFO
And derpily flailing her arms
Gladion juggles flamethrowers
'Cause this is Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
And no one gives a crud
If you see this, scream, and die
You know it's Hau thriller
Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why
Hau thriller tonight, yeah, ooh
You see Saturn
Driving the Batmobile through a wall
You watch Lillie
Who's a rocket torpedo who flies through the sky
Guzma's selling something
Epic Hau head dinners for breakfast lunches
Glazio, all the while
You see a Hawlucha with a derpy Hau head
As Lusamine juggles her head
'Cause this is Hau thriller
There ain't no logic here
In this crazy show you made, Glazio
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
You're feeding Hau malasadas
Nobody knows why, Hau thriller night
Craziness in space
Kids being stalked by X and Pika
They're in a garbage truck with Gladion
The kids loudly scream
As Y and Nick watch the insanity, ooh
There's a LEMONADE
He's possessed by now glitched DVD player, ooh
I can't turn it off
Frick this really glitchy show that's playing
Mom doesn't help
So I rip cords outta the wall, yeah
Until it dies
And turns off for the second time
It makes me happy
That this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
'Cause this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
Who is a killer, Hau thriller, chiller
Hau thriller here tonight
'Cause this is Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
Glazio, this is where illogic lives
And all the losers scream and die
(Ooh, ooh)
Hau thriller, Hau thriller night
So now I'll huggle Gladion
And dance with a killer, Hau thriller
And N screams and dies
This song really sucked
Until my brain made this parody
It makes it beautiful
'Cause it makes no sense at all
And N screams and dies
We dance our heads off to this song
And send the lameheads to the torture chamber
Pika x Gladion is the best ship ever
And Hau x Pika is just why
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller, ooh, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
And N screams and dies
Ooh, Glazio, N screams and dies
Hau thriller night, Glazio
The protests of the logical linger
But we say "shut up, this is great"
(Hau thriller night, Hau thriller)
We dance and prance with our best friends
And complain about idiot lameheads
As I cringentary stuff I like
I scream whee and have fun (And N screams and dies)
And no logical people can live
Through the insanity of Hau thriller!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sep 18, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/18/2020
Whee machines! I got a few more Legends, not all of them, and decided to start my new playthrough. A playthrough in another language, which makes it seem sorta new. Ultra Moon: Japanese version! Yesssss! It's actually not as hard to play as you'd think... anyway, I named myself グラジオ with much difficulty and begun my adventure! My starter was actually a male Popplio this time. I named him Bliss! Why? I dunno, there's only 6 spaces to name your Pokemon and I didn't wanna use Japanese characters 'cause I don't understand Japanese aaaaaaahhhhhhh! It took me forever to beat the stupid Teacher at the Trainers' School, but I eventually did. Then ol' Lima Bean Ilima got in my way with his stupid Smeargle. I leveled up Bliss and he evolved into Brionne! Then I destroyed Ilima and laughed about it! Ha ha! Anyway, I did the Normal-type trial with ease. It was simple, just spam Disarming Voice. Heh. So I got a Z-Crystal that I don't have any use for at the moment! Then I caught a male Growlithe whom I named Gladie. I don't know, it just came to mind. Then I beat the fat old psychic Hala bread and got another Z-Crystal I have no use for at the moment! So then I caught a male Rockruff named Rei and headed to Akala Island! I didn't get far 'cause I ran into Iridio- wait that's Italian. Glazio! Hmm... Gladizio. Iridiadizio. Frick I'm awesome. Try to say Iridiadizio! It's fun! Anyway, I blasted his music and just barely beat him in battle! Hey, Glazio's actually a tough opponent! An adorable one too! I just wish I understood a fricking word he's saying. I cannot readed a Japaneseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love how they were trying to teach me how to Mantine Surf and I couldn't understand anything. I can barely recognize my own's character's name... which, by the way, is Gladion's Japanese name. Yes. It's the Japanese equivilent of me naming myself Gladion. Heh heh heh... I'm called Glazio for a reason. I guess. Or something.
Sep 18, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/17/2020
I didn't do any fanfic work today. Instead, I played Ultra Moon and went to catch the Legendaries from Ultra Wormholes! Why? Because I'm planning on starting a new file! Hee hee, it's gonna be fun... anyway, I caught Entei, Virizion, Lugia, Moltres, whom I believe I got a critical capture on, Mewtwo, Palkia, Zekrom, Uxie, Yveltal, Mesprit, Thundurus, Regigigas, Regirock, Zapdos, Registeel, Regice, and Articuno, whom I Master Balled because it was being a pain in the neck and would not stay in the Ultra Balls. Also, Zekrom has a Modest nature. Well then! That kinda sucks! But whatever. Also, I caught Virizion in a Great Ball that I accidentally threw. That must've been a pretty great Great Ball, heh... OK, bad pun. Oh, and once, Lunala was out of energy and was flying into a green, two-ringed Wormhole... and right to the side of it was a red, really fancy one. You know, the ones that always give you a Legend unless there's none left? Yeah. Those ones. Frick. Oh, and did I mention that the Legends' AI is garbage? They'll use moves you're immune to and, in the case of Articuno, use Reflect when it's already active. For example, I was using Gladion the Sneasel, a part Dark-type, against Mesprit. It spammed Future Sight a bit, which would deal no damage to him. And it knew Swift and hadn't used it much, so it's not like it didn't have a choice. Sheesh. That's all for now! See ya!
Sep 17, 2020
by
Gau
Well, I also have to say what Swastik said and......
"even Flareon, which is garbage"
-you
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Sep 17, 2020
by
user74534
Hello! Your and Mega Blade-X avatar and name always confuses me. Lol
Sep 17, 2020
by
Saber
