The Glazio News
9/14/2020
I'm breeding some Snorunt in Moon so I can get a Froslass with an evil moveset. And I beat Morty in Silver. On to fanfic news, and this one's a whopper! In Sol and Luna, the Fomantis girl introduces herself as Pyxis and I hope I'm not butchering that name. So Pika introduces herself and the others, and Pyxis asks if they can battle. Pika says yes, but Rotom blabs about her being at a disadvantage. She doesn't care and sends out Sweetie while Pyxis uses Fomantis. Sweetie tries to Pound Fomantis, Fomantis dodges and then gets hit. So then it uses Razor Leaf, which is dodged, and when Sweetie tries to use Pound, it Grass Knots her and she falls to the ground, stunned. So Fomantis charges Solar Beam and Pika nearly has a panic attack and tells Sweetie to do something. What, she doesn't know. Will Sweetie get blasted by Solar Beam? That'll be revealed later! Time for The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika! Hau yells at Gladion and Gladion yells back so they yell at each other and Gladion starts taunting and mocking him! Coooooool! Pika just sits there like Miss Moron and watches, heh. Gotta love this argument. Hau calls Gladion a jerk and Gladion smirks and says "An insult from you, even if it's true, is like a Magikarp that only knows Splash: pathetic, stupid, and useless!" So Hau replies "Oh yeah?! You do know that Magikarp can evolve into Gyarados, right?!" And we get this gem from Gla-Gla: "Oh, sure! Hau's insult is evolving! Hau's insult evolved into an even more pathetic insult!" Fricking Gladion I love you. Gla-Gla looks so smug 'cause Hauhead is ticked. And Pika's just like 'oh nooooo this is alllllll my faulllllllllt' internally. So Gladion stands up and that's all I have for now! On to my new nameless fanfic about a disaster in Alola which is still being decided on and will possibly involve Ultra Beasts! I made a prologue, yay. It's an Alola night that looks nice, and we hear someone say Gladion's name. Gladion notices, and the girl who spoke sits down next to him. He remarks about the sky, and how they're small under it. Insignificant. Alone. Her response is to press her side against his and lay her head on his shoulder and tell him that he's not alone. Yay for Gladion blushes. He considers her his best friend, but hasn't told her. He also hasn't told her how he loves her. And he can't now. He says her name, which is Pika, and says he'd like her to have a Pokemon, which is a Type: Null. He believes she'd make the perfect Trainer for it. So she blushes, thanks him, and calls him sweet, making him blush more. As I once said, "T-This is... this is cute." Anyway, she hugs him and buries her head in his chest because whee. This stuns him, but he hugs her back. Oh and she has put the Type: Null's Poke Ball in her pocket. Gladion feels the urge to tell her how he feels about her, but doesn't. He'd have plenty of time to. And Pika has fallen asleep, just making him blush more. He decides to carry her home so she isn't alone, asleep, in the night. And she melts his heart with cuteness when she's not even awake. Ending lines of the prologue: "He knew he needed to tell her how he felt. But not today or tomorrow. He knows he'd have plenty of time to." Awwwww... anyway, that's all for now, I gotta catch my breath from all this. See ya!
Sep 14, 2020
by
Gau
All right. I can't contain it. Time to unleash... GLA-GLA FANGIRLING AND FANGIRL RANDOMNESS!
"Help, he's smiling in my heart!"
"When it comes to cute Gladions, I have a two-second reaction timing!"
"Hello, I love you."
"When I see him, my heart rate is over nine thousand!"
"And now I'm imaging parallel Gladion saying Pika's cute and regular Gladion casually punching him in the face."
"Gladion doesn't have arthritis. He has Kawaii-itis."
Sep 14, 2020
by
Gau
