In the land of the Yin Yang Whee Noodles, I pranced to Farty Brain Village. Suddenly, I was attacked by a Lame Fake Keyboard Cabbage, and it said: "You are a dumidy-dooomb whee lamehead." I punched it, and it ran home to its mommy, but then it actually brought its mommy, Queen Lanky Computer Screen. She ruled over the kingdom of GameCube Sensor Bars and was furious at me. I told her: "Don't dare to harm me, or you shall bring down the wrath of Rotten Cake Beach Balls on you!" She scoffed and tied me up before throwing me into the dreaded Dungeon Of Lame Tables. I was sure I would die at sunset because of their hatred of Whee Machine Fangirls. However, the dungeon was blown up by an atom bomb of magical carrots, and I escaped. Their guards chased me, and there was only one place to go. Around me, the trees sprouted wings and begun to fly away. I held onto a branch and flew into the sky, which was vomit green. A portal opened, swallowing me, and I awoke in reality.
The end.
Sep 12, 2020
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Gau
I readed your wall XD that thing is lpoooong lol but intresting
Sep 12, 2020
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Dyla N
No it’s cool I just wanted to know if you saw Them lol
Sep 12, 2020
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AureliusReyes
Did you see my messages? I have more things to say but if you don’t want to hear them it’s fine
Sep 12, 2020
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AureliusReyes
and why are you telling nex’s udea? Lol jk
That’s a great udea! If you two both like it i’ll do it buut who’ll win? X (IC) ir Sugma?
Sep 12, 2020
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Dyla N
XD
The Glazio News
9/12/2020
Phew! I evolved those three Type: Null in Moon, meaning I have Type: Null and Silvally's Pokedex entries in every language! On Moon, at least. Finally! I'm so fancy! And I can finally send them and the others to Ultra Moon, as I didn't want to do so until I evolved those three. Ha ha! Clearing up box space! In my Black Nuzlocke, I caught a few new Pokemon. A female Purrloin named Marina at Route 3, a male Slowbro named No-Speed at Wellspring Cave, and an Unown at Pinwheel Forest! Aww, Unown is so cute! Sadly, No-Speed died when I was training him. I encountered a Floatzel while at low HP. I was going to switch out, but the thing used Pursuit and killed me. Frick. Oh, and Marina stole a Star Piece from a Jirachi. Mythical Pokemon that grants wishes just got mugged by a cat! Ha! Also, frock my team's Psychic-type overlap. Seriously, I've had waaaaay too many Psychic-types. Anyway, time for some more Sol and Luna! Picking up from where we left off, Flare says that him and Pika are planning to go out on their Island Challenge today! Eclipse says that they should check out the Trainers' School, and Pika asks why. Also, Pika was still kneeling on the ground, so Hau pulls her up. And when she thanks him, we get another Hau blushing moment. Yay. Frock me and my wanting Hau to have a crush on Pika while she crushes on Gladion. Hau x Pika seems to be getting popular. Pika x Gladion is the true ship though. Ask future Sol and Luna. I wrote it because I got cool ideas and wanted a story that had an Alola adventure and Pika x Gladion. And this shall have both. Dreams are in reach when you have a pen... or in this case, keyboard. Anyway, Eclipse explains that the Trainers' School is a place where Trainers can go to learn about Pokemon battling and crud. So Flare drags Pika to the Trainers' School, and Hau and Eclipse follow 'em. When they go inside, Flare decides to explore and maybe battle someone, so he goes up the stairs on his own. Eclipse goes with him. Pika makes a joke about them trying to leave her there alone, and Hau's reaction is to say that he'll stay so she won't be alone. It's a joke, Hau. Laugh at it. Stop fueling ships. Then he wonders if they left them there together on purpose, and Pika yells at Flare while heading up the stairs to follow him. But guess what? He's battling against a girl and her Pokemon, which is identified as Fomantis! Rotom gives Pika the info on its species. Then it uses a giant Leafage that's more like a Leaf Storm. It hits not only Eevee, but also Pika, Eclipse, Hau, and Flare. Oops. Pika slams into a wall 'cause of the impact of the Leafage Storm, which is what I am jokingly calling it, which hurts her shoulder a bit. So Flare ignores the fact that he was battling to see if his little sister is OK. And yes, she says she is. That's all for now, see ya!
Sep 12, 2020
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Gau
I’m listening to Lover. It’s nice but I’m struggling to remember anything after I listen to it
Sep 12, 2020
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AureliusReyes
I mean I don’t think the day is funny at all but your commentary please don’t hate me omg
Sep 12, 2020
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AureliusReyes
Either Dawn wasnat the lab or this happenrd before Casteele or after i guess since my ultimate plan for the end was...
Atrix became champion of Casteele
Maxi became part if the elite four
Jayson too joined the Elite four
And Atric chose Sigma and Karlos to be E4 julie eventually left Casteele altogether and mives to Kalos,later becoming it’s newest Kalos Queen
Sep 12, 2020
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Dyla N