Here it is! You'll find out what it is by reading it. (winks)
Sadiara Mango Spies Of Gaming (unofficial title) [Perfection.]
Chapter 1
Amara [AMUARA WHEES]
My tears poured down the sharp edge of one of the most graceful swords I've seen. [You're crying into a sword? Wouldn't that, you know, cut your eyeball?] The silver gleam of the blade contrasted elegantly with the black wrap around the handle. Carved into the long blade was "Sofia Jackson" ...and, I-I couldn't hold it for another second. [OMG AMARA'S GONNA PEE ON HER OWN KNEE] Quickly, I put the katana away, fearing what would happen if I took another look at it. [You'd pee?]
"Luna, use Water Shuriken!" I ordered. [DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO] A flash of blue erupted from my Greninja's hands, forming throwing stars in midair. [Luna is a boy's name now. It was Gladion's code name in a fanfic I haven't finished writing. So there.] She caught them and started throwing them at a nearby tree. I walked over and examined the tree's trunk, which had its bark stripped off by the shurikens. There was a decent-sized gash in the tree where multiple shurikens were targeted. [Ded tree.]
"Good work Luna! We better get to class though." [No.] I quickly looked at my watch and saw that Advanced Combat started in a few minutes. [MORTAL COMBAT! DUN-DUN-DUN- wait you said Advanced Combat. Oh. I WANNA BE A HERO! POKEMON ADVANCED COMBAT!] I whipped my grappling hook out from my utility belt. I would surely get extra points for grapple-hook travel. [...Uh... why?] Just as I was about to hook the tree Luna had been practicing on, my best friend Cady walked up from behind me. [Cady schmady is a lame lady.] She looked slightly surprised when I turned around when she was a few feet away. She had a bow and arrow in her hand. [(eats arrows)]
"Amara! You're going to be late for class!" Cady exclaimed, her long legs shaking as if she had just run a marathon. [Epic snort fuel honk.]
"Yes, I understand that. Why do you think I have my grappling hook?" [SO YOU CAN PEE ON YOUR KNEE AT THE PARTY OF THREE AND THEIR EPIC WHEE SCREES!] Cady's eyes widened as I smirked and fired the grappling hook at a tree branch. I held up a peace sign as I jumped onto the roof of the school. [(holds up a war sign)]
"Amara get down-" Cady was cut off as I ran away, laughing. I could just imagine Cady shaking her head slowly, her long black hair following her head. [OMG HER HAIR'S A HEAD STALKER] Meanwhile, my own hair was bouncing with each stride I took, revealing the pastel colors underneath a layer of jet black. [That's stupid. Frocky pastel head.] My hair just touched my waist, similar to Cady's. My "silver" eyes darted around, making sure none of the other teachers saw me. [YOU HAVE SILVERS IN YOUR EYES???] Technically, my eyes are royal blue, but I wear contacts so it's harder for people to recognize me. [Super nerd eye face.]
"Ms. Jackson, I see that you decided to arrive via grappling hook because, hm, oh yes. You were talking to Cady, were about to be late to class, and you thought you could get extra points for this?" [YOU TELL HER] I looked down to see my Advanced Combat teacher, Professor Mitchel Gillard, gazing up at me [That's a lame name.]. I started whistling casually, yeah it didn't work. He just stared more.
"Yes, Professor Gillard, that's exactly what happened." my professor looked startled at my confession, and he caught onto the fact that it was a distraction a bit too late. [SLOWNAMELAME] I jumped off of the roof and roundhouse kicked him in the head, knocking him off balance. [A dream many of us have had.]
"You're terribly rude to your professors, but that's an A+ roundhouse." he scowled at me, but I saw a trace of a smile on his face. [cewl] Surprise attacks were rewarded behavior in most classes at my school. [OK WHERE CAN I SIGN UP TO LIVE THERE]
You see, I don't go to a standard school, I mean, that wasn't exceedingly challenging to guess. [Epic duh.] In truth, I attended the Sadiara Spy Academy, where people and Pokemon train together to go on missions regarding the safety of the region and its inhabitants. [THE SAD TIARA SPY ACADEMY OMG HEY GOOGLE IS THAT ON MY MAPS] Only the most elite spies went on missions; spies-in-training that were unable to prove their abilities as a spy got stuck with lousy office jobs. [I have a feeling this'll go bad for poor little Piks. And Piks is the closest thing to a nickname I can come up with for Pika.] Myself, well, I was said to have a bright future as a spy. Skilled at both ranged and hand-to-hand combat, I wasn't too bad at defeating the enemy- [QUIT YOUR BRAGGING]
Suddenly, the noise of two- no, three teens came rushing towards me. Having been training for as long as I could remember, I could tell that two were male, one about 150 pounds and the other about 140. [wut] The last set of footsteps belonged to a female around 130 pounds. I snapped my dart gun out of my utility belt, hoping to bluff my way out of a fight. [FIGHT YOU DIRTY COWARD] It wasn't very effective at deterring the people charging at me, so I instead unsheathed my kukri from one of the pockets of my utility belt.
"Put the knife down, wimp." the bigger boy said, smirking. His friend chuckled behind him and stared menacingly at me. [I think I like these guys.]
"OK," I calmly slid my kukri back into my utility belt. "I don't need a weapon to take you and your goons down." [(slaps Amara)]
"Griffon... here, Danielle... here, Mike... oh yeah, he's in the ER today." Professor Gillard glared at me, obviously not very pleased. [HA HA LEAMHEAD LIMA LIME BEAN]
"Sorry 'bout that." I giggled slightly, making Professor Gillard even more agitated. [Uopic X whie]
"Anyway, today we'll be partnering up and sparring. Is that clear?" [No, it's not very see-through. Try harder next time.]
"Yes, Professor!" the whole class agreed at once. [Lame.]
I ended up pairing with some guy wearing a plain navy blue shirt and beige shorts. He stuck his hand out to shake mine and smiled. [(eats his hand)]
"Hi! I'm Void. What's your-" he was cut off by me flipping him to the ground. [HA HA TAKE THAT BOOMHEAD VOID]
"I'm Amara, a pleasure to make your acquaintance," I smirked and helped the boy- Void up. He was kind of cute, not going to lie. [HA HA YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND WHO YOU WHEED TO THE CARCASS FLOOR OF THE NINTH DIMENSIONAL SCREE AND THE HAU HEAD VILLAGE WHERE GLADIONS EAT HAUS AND I HAVE A PARTY WITH THEM AS LUSAMINE AND GUZMA HAVE ZOMBIE HAUS COMING OUT OF THEIR EARS AND INTO THEIR NOSES] "Sorry for flipping you, but I'm more of a person who sends people to the ER than someone who shakes hands." [You send people to Earless Rags?]
"I'm going to have to be careful then, huh?" [No I'm Hasty natured.]
"You bet." [How many Hau heads, my good nerdface?]
Sep 16, 2020
by
Gau
The Glazio News
9/16/2020
I did big Pokeymans. I have no idea what I did in Pokemon. I played the two 3DS Mystery Dungeon games a bit, I went to play that creepy ????? channel at the Ruins of Alph on Silver... yeah. So fanfic news time. In The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika, Gladion stares at Pika with hatred eyes! Fancy. He tells her to not forget what he said before walking away, and Hau yells at him. So Pika's frightened by Gladion's threat and Hau asks if she's all right. Dude. You were there. You had a front-row seat. She's not fricking all right, she's terrified. Pika's about to cry and says that maybe she shouldn't stay at Aether Paradise, since Gladion hates her and he's probably there all the time but spoilers no he's not and her staying would probably make things worse for him and his family. Hau begs her to not leave because of Gladion. Fricking Hau calling Gladion a jerk. For once in his life he's ticked off and I hate it. And I wrote it. He says that Pika's just a sweet girl who needs a place to stay, and that if Gladion wasn't related to Lusamine, he'd say that Pika has more of a right to be there than him. Which is kinda stupid. Round 483 of Hau being dumb. Oh, then he hugs her and she has to comment on the fact that he called her sweet. So her gets super awkward because he seems to have just realized that he did just that. Moron. So then he runs away! I'm legit not kidding. So then here comes Lusamine saying that she saw Gladion being ticked off and Hau running by in a panic and now Pika sitting on the ground upset. She asks if Pika could explain what's going on, so she tells her what happened and how they fell down the stairs with an epic whee lemonade spree. And that bit about the epic whee lemonade spree is not included. That's it for now, see ya!
Sep 16, 2020
by
Gau
