Wall for y-chai (page 119)

Well if we’re making fun of him sure. But it makes it sound like I’m a fan of him which is terrifying

I love my description of Hau Thriller on X's wall. XD

...H-He's gone... dunno when I'll battle him... maybe it won't be for ages... G-G-Gla-

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHH... ;-;

Sorry! (imagines Serena wearing Pikachu ears doing a cartwheel in Alola and saying 'derp' while a Greninja is sitting there in confusion) Augh that's not helping. XD

THERE'S A FROCKED-UP X IN YOUR INTERNET AND A LEMONADE IN MINE AND A ROTOM IN MY PHONE!

lol just kiddin XDDDD
And good luck too be an expert!

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/user/~Mega+Charizard+X~ Your boyfriend? XDXDXD (just kidding, lol)

I feel like you didn't see my Shinies' abilities and natures. XD

The Glazio News
9/1/2020
Oh joy, a new month. More insanity shall await us. Anyway, on Silver, I headed to Azelea Town and hear about Team Rocket Boot and the Slowpoke Well. So what do I do? Head down there after Kurt to go kick Team Rocket Boot's butts! I eventually do so, and it makes me pretty happy. Then I head to the Gym there and try to battle Bug Nerd Who Looks Kinda Like A Girl. And Fury Cutter is evil when your team is a Bayleef, who is Grass-type, and four Unown, which are all Psychic-type. So I lost. Sad. But my Egg hatched, giving me a Togepi, no surprise there. I named him Star and decided to train him and Sweetie the Bayleef up so we could take on the Gym and win. He learned Metronome, and I like to send him out against some Hoppips that are too low level to use any attacking moves. We got moves like Submission, Giga Drain, Psychic, Hydro Pump, fricking Aeroblast... and then moves like Kinesis and Bubble. But it's fun! Also, I battled my rival again, but lost, so yeah. Gotta train up for that too. I also caught four new Pokemon: Rattata, Ekans, Hoppip, and Spearow, all female and nicknamed Johto. Because why not? Train, train, train more... augh it's boring when I'm not Metronome-ing. On to the fanfic news! In The Awkward Adventures Of Hau And Pika, which is an unoffical title for now, Pika looks out the window and is startled by the white metal everywhere. And Hau looks to have no intention of finishing what he was gonna say before he was cut off by Captain Nerdface. So Pika sends out Mew and Night the Umbreon and they all exit the ferry. Also there is so much white metal. There's also people, crates, and an elevator, and Pika wonders what the frick Aether Paradise is. Lillie leads 'em to the elevator and they go to the second floor. Someone notices them, a blonde-haired lady. She greets Lillie and remarks about Hau and asks who Pika is. Lillie greets her back, says that Hau wasn't at school today, and tells her that Pika is Pika. And the blonde lady is Lillie's mom. Who would've guessed, eh? Epic sigh. And then Pika wonders if blond hair and green eyes are common in Alola, since there's Lillie and her mom, and "that one boy", Gladion. She wonders if she'll see him again, and, spoilers, she will. Don't worry. Lillie tells her mom that Hau has a fever, and Hau's distressed expression was probably hilarious. Lillie's mom squints at him, and he grabs Pika's arm, causing Pika to ask if something's wrong, which he replies with a no. Lillie's mom says he doesn't look like he has a fever and asks if they're sure he does. Pika says she was sure. So she decides to get him checked out by Aether's doctors anyway, and her, Lillie, and Hau all head onto the elevator and to another floor, leaving Pika alone. Alone. In a weird place. She decides not to stand there, since it makes her feet hurt apparently, and heads down that one place. You know, the place that leads to that mansion thingy. And it's revealed that the sun is setting. Woo-hoo. So she decides to go into the mansion thingy. Thank Arceus it isn't a Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot castle, huh? "I'm sure no one would mind... right?" Ya better hope so, Pika. That's it for now, see ya!

owo!!!

The Glazio News
8/31/2020
News is good, news is very good. Why? I got a new Pokemon game, that's why! Can you guess what it is? Whatever, I'm just gonna tell ya, it's Pokemon Silver on the Virtual Console. Why Silver, exactly? Because I wanted an old game and chose Gen 2. And I prefer Silver over Gold. So I began my journey by checking the time and date multiple times and complaining about being a boy! Then my fricking in-game mom had to ask me, the 10 year old, what day it was and if it was Daylight Savings Time. Before giving me a fricking phone. I am throughly baffled. So I go to the Pokemon Lab and get a female Chikorita, which only took one reset! I named her Sweetie because I have lame names! Not much exciting happened, I went to Mr. Pokemon's house, got the Egg for the professor, yadda yadda yadda. Then guess who appears? My rival nerd who battles me and loses! While technically having a type advantage! He says his name is ???. Ah yes, ???. Because triple-question-marks is a great name. Then I hear that a Pokemon has been stolen and I go to the professor's lab. I arrive and, apparently, Mr. Triple-Question Marks Redhead stoleded a Pokermain. And apparently I got his name even though he technically introduced himself as ???. Then I had to name my rival. I named him Gladion even though he's nothing like Gladion and Gladion didn't exist. I don't care, I probably would've named him Loser instead. Actually that might've been funnier. But then I headed on my way and eventually made it to Violet City and caught 5 Unown at the Ruins of Alph. They were, like... C, I, K, B... and another I don't recall. Then I took them and Sweetie to the Gym and beat Falkner with them all. His Pidgeotto was finished off by my last hope: an Unown. What fun. Then I quit for the moment. On to the fanfic news on my new fanfic! Which needs a darned name! Hau tells us that malasadas are his favorite food and wow who would've guessed I thought Hau hated malasadas that sure was a mystery. Then he watches Pika eat her malasada, which is apparently adorable. Well, it probably is, so... anyway, he apparently feels his sharp mental knee kick. I dunno. Pika asks if he's all right, since he was zoning out and probably had weird looks on his face since he mentally kicked himself and somehow felt it or something. He apologizes and says that he was zoned out. Hau is Captain Obvious. He asks Pika if she was saying something, which she replies no. Then she cuts herself off and stares at him before asking if he's blushing, because he is. If Pika can spot your blush, you suck at hiding it. Hau says he isn't, Pika says he is and that his face is all red. And then she puts a hand on his cheek to confirm that they're really hot to the touch. The look on his face when she did was probably priceless. Hauhead is embarrassed and lies, saying that maybe he has a fever. This causes Pika to freak out, as she thinks his bite wound got infected. She she returns Night the Umbreon and Mew to their Poke Balls and starts shoving Hau out of the shop so he can get to his house before weakness kicks in, as she doesn't think he's faking it. Then here comes Lillie, who has a chat and introduction with Pika. She asks Pika why she's shoving Hau around, and she replies that he said he thinks he has a fever and all that biz. So Lillie's worried and drags them to the Ferry Terminal so they can head to Aether and Hau can get help. Even though he doesn't need it. Insert warpy sounds here, 'cause it's time to finally get outta Hauhead's POV and to Pika's. The ferry is a-zoomin' and Hau is sitting down while Lillie stares out a window and taps her foot. Pika sits down next to Hau, who looks away from her, giving her the idea that she's done something wrong. She thinks his fever's getting worse and asks how he's feeling. He says that he's feeling awkward, mixed-up, and crazy. Pika asks if she did something wrong, and Hau replies with a classic line: "N-No, unless you count apparently existing to be wrong... because you existing led you here for some reason, and-" I think I'm making Hau kinda sound like a jerk when I'm not trying to. I butcher all of your personalities. Pika thinks that she did do something wrong, and Hau replies that she didn't, but Pika doesn't seem to believe him and asks him to please tell her what she did wrong. After a minute of silence, he says that she met him and that seems to have caused something. Pika assumes it's the bite, but he says no. So she asks what, and he just kinda gets more awkward and covers his face with his hands. Good way to do absolutely nothing besides mutter stuff into said hands. Hau also apparently likes to say no, because he says it about a million fricking times. He decides to admit that he doesn't have a fever because things are getting dramatic, but he's cut off by the captain of the ferry saying they've reached Aether Paradise. Good job, Captain Nerdface. That's all for now, see ya!