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The Glazio News (So long that I had to split it into two parts)
8/25/2020
Well, all we have is fanfic news. Guess what? I've started a new fanfic. I probably won't finish it, but it's fun for the moment. It's about Pokemon turning into humans and some getting crushes on the humans and stuff and we're in Alola and look it's Pika woo-hoo. Tell me that isn't a great way to sum up the story. Anyway, it starts with Pika on a boat to Alola, with her three Pokemon: Mew, Night the Umbreon, and Lunala, who is in a Poke Ball. Lunala was contacting her in her dreams and told her that she needed to come to Alola. Never said why, just that she needed to. Pika once woke up to find Lunala inside of a Poke Ball. So Lunala technically is her Pokemon. Also, Pika used to live in Johto. Mew's backstory is that him and Pika found each other when Pika was just a little girl. They ended up playing with each other, Pika oblivious to the fact that he was the Mythical Pokemon, Mew. Eventually, she found out all about him. And when she became a Trainer, Mew tagged along and became her Pokemon. Night the Umbreon was found as an Eevee. A stubborn, rebelious Eevee who had been caught and released by multiple Trainers. They released him because he wouldn't obey a command the first. Pika caught him, but he obviously wouldn't obey her. But he eventually warmed up to her and even evolved into Umbreon! Now that the backstories are over, the boat has reached Alola! Pika's excited to explore, and explore she does, running around Hau'oli City. But she's not watching where she's going and crashes into something like a complete klutz. Because she is a complete klutz. She looks up and sees someone standing there... a boy with piercing green eyes. So we get warped to his point of view, because why the frick not? He doesn't know who Pika is, obviously. She seems to be afraid of him, and she apologizes for running into him. He asks if she's all right, and she nods yes in reply. He finds her odd and takes notice of her Mew. He wonders if she's something special, as random people don't just have Mythical Pokemon sitting on their shoulders. He also notices her Umbreon's hostile stare. He reaches out his hand, and Pika takes it before being pulled up. But she stumbles like an idiot klutz and her face lands against his chest, because awkwardness is funny. Nice going, doofus! Anyway, she kinda blushes and freaks out a bit, then apologizes again. He thinks she's a klutz, and we must all tell him that he's wrong, she's actually an idiot klutz. He says that it doesn't matter, and then asks her name. He also doesn't know why he asked her name, as he doesn't really care and it just slipped out of his mouth. She tells him that her name is Pika, and he gets ready to leave. But she tells him to wait and grabbs his wrist... or rather, she tries to grab his wrist and actually grabs his hand. Epic sigh. Then she lets go of his hand, blushing and probably feeling like the world's biggest moron. Then she asks his name. He glares at her, she flinches, and he says only "Gladion". Obviously, that has to be his name, right? Pika couldn't mess up something like that, could she? Yeah, she could. She asks if it's some Alola word or something and what it means. And Gladion thinks she's an idiot, which is spot-on. So he sighs and starts walking away... he has a place to be. What is that place? Start placing guesses! And back to Pika's point of view we go! She stares after Gladion and has no idea where he's going but thinks he's cute because massive duh he kinda is and Pika's weird. Then she thinks she must be insane. Which is correct. She still thinks Gladion's some type of weird word and not a name. Then she realizes that she doesn't know where she is, where she's going, or where she's going to stay. Frick. No, she hadn't thought anything through. And "ep the frick ic" is something I legit said in real life in response to that. Anyway, she thinks about where she's going to stay, but is cut off by being crashed into by someone who's in a massive rush. What is with all the crashing into people? The person is revealed to be a boy, which is truly info we all needed. He apologizes and asks if she's okay, since she was kinda knocked to the ground, but before she can reply, Night leaps at him. Of course. So Night uses Bite straight to the boy's arm, how nice. Pika tells him to stop, which he luckily does. The boy says he's fine, but his injury is actually bleeding. She says that he's not fine, but he says that he is fine, and Pika remembers getting bitten by Night once. Night was still an Eevee, and Pika thought the bite was fine. After all, it was just a small bite. But it got infected and she had gotten sick with a fever and felt really weak. So weak, in fact, that she could barely move for about a week. So she drags the boy to the Pokemon Center, where Nurse Joy asks what happened. She says that Night bit the boy, and so they're taken to a room. Because Pokemon Centers aren't just for the Pokemon here. Like, legit, where are all the fricking hospitals?

Ya gotta use the Pokemon Center. So they clean the injury and bandage it so it doesn't get infected, and also help me I know nothing about medicine because being a doctor or nurse would suck. Night's feeling guilty and Pika tells him it's fine and that he was just being a loyal Pokemon, trying to protect her. The boy asks if he can get outta there now, and Nurse Joy says that he can. So they leave, and the boy asks if the bite really was that bad. Pika explains how she was bitten by Night once, and how it got infected. The boy then realizes that was why she was freaking out, and thanks her while introducing himself as Hau and asking her name. She says that she's Pika, and that she was glad to help. Then Hau realizes that he forgot about going to school. Also, Pika knows nothing about school. Pika asks if he has to hurry, and he says that he had to hurry when they had just first met, so yeah, it's started without him. He's past late. Pika says that he should probably hurry and catch as much of it as he can, but he says that since he's really late anyway, he just won't go! That's something I can get behind for sure. Pika apologizes for the third time today... or was it fouth? Whatever, she apologizes for holding him up. He says that she doesn't need to apologize because it's fine and that worse things can happen. So they engage in a chat. He asks where she came from, and she answers Johto, causing him to ask why she came to Alola. She hides the fact that Lunala's involved and says for no reason except wanting to see the Region. He asks where she lives, and is this a chat or an interrogation, Hau? She says she doesn't have anywhere to stay, and he gets an idea before running off. So she follows him and they run all the way to Iki Town. But when she reaches the stairs, she collapses from all the running. Hau shakes her, trying to get her to stand up. Night nudges her arm. Mew falls asleep. Pika sighs and closes her eyes, but opens them again to see Hau trying to lift her up by her arm. That doesn't work very well, obviously. He gets an A+ for effort. He tells her not to go into the light, seeming to assume that she's dying. Of course. And that just amuses Pika. So, that was my new, currently nameless fanfic. But we're not done yet! Time for... Sol and Luna. So, continuing from where we left off yesterday, the hugging continues, now featuring Hauhead! He says he's sorry, starting to tear up. Pika says it's fine, but Nick asks how it can be fine when Hauhead almost killed her. She replies that she's fine, and it was just an accident. And Nick asks how she knows it's an accident. So Eclipse cuts in and asks if Nick's accusing Hauhead of attempted murder. No reply to that. Pika says she feels awkward with all the hugging, and they stop hugging her. But then Flare says they should go home, as it's getting late. Eclipse and Nick are confused, but they leave Hauhead to fill them in. Flare releases Eevee from his Poke Ball as they head home, to make it not look like they were out buying Poke Balls and stuff. But Scarlet is passed out asleep on the couch. No need for stealth. And that's it. God, this news took forever to write, and I can finally stop. See ya...!

Why do you want to know the logic of every neutral matchup?

Gla-Gla

I see the Grav now. It's meh. On to the parody song and news!

The Glazio News
8/24/2020
Uh... apparently my account's a year old. Woo-hoo! Whee whee whee, Gla-Gla is a cutie! This has been Miss Random, on to the news! I don't think I played Pokemon, so on to Sol and Luna! I was trying to work on it, but when I got into working on it, it got too late and I had to stop. Frock frick frip. So, there's basically no progress. Pika feels weird being hugged by multiple people and Hauhead is sad. And Pika squirms. That... that's literally it. Oopsie. Well, see ya!

It's crazy, I got some boys crushing on me
They're both from Alola, ages are 11 and 15
I got a crush on a 13 who's my hero
Major cutie, best friend truly
Everyone's young and stopping lameheads
Just like me, luckily beating Loserirene
We laugh at the dummies and fat old kahunas
I got my picture taken on top of a volcano
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

We have arrived at my house
Time to become epic gamers
It's whee
It's lucky if you see
Me dancing to some parodies
Dreams are fun, I'd know
Except for times when I pee my pants in the night
Not my fault when I see true nighmares
Guess what I saw when I went to sleep
Me kissing Gla-Gla, AKA Mr. Luna

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me (oops)
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh-oh
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Time to go epic whee
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

Let's go party
On top of the roof
I'll get the cannons
It'll go bam (it'll go bam)
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Oh, but guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion, oh-oh
With the help of Lunala, what true joy

But guess what, that was just a dream (dream)
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

I got a new fanfic idea so feel free to shoot me with a flamethrower. (imagines that) Hee hee hee, I go burn... :3

Ya like jazz?

The Glazio News
8/23/2020
Uh... I was trying to remember what I did on Pokemon, and all I can recall is owning that sissy of a Battle Tree. Seriously, the Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon Battle Tree has these challenges where you can use Pokemon of any level and stuff. I know that a regular challenge will be unlocked when you beat the sissy one, but seriously, it's so stupid. My level 100 hacked Shinies I got from the nice hacker person just destroyed it. And- oh! Now I remember some stuff that happened! I actually traded one of my Type: Nulls. I said to myself that I'd never trade them, so why did I do it? Uh... it was a Type: Null for a Shiny Type: Null, which helps fill up my Moon Shinydex as well as being a Shiny, which is awesome. It's Korean, too. So I suppose it was just one regular Type: Null... but it kinda hurts. On to Sol and Luna, because I need to distract myself from the small crack in my heart that can only shatter later on... Rotom tells Hauhead the Malasada-loving smol brain that Pika isn't dead, as she's regaining consciousness. Hauhead's sad 'cause he nearly killed her, which is a good reason to be sad. Sweetie the Popplio and Nick's Buneary are having a bit of a chat, with Buneary giving Sweetie 'you're stupid' looks. Buneary points at Pika, and Sweetie is seemingly overjoyed because her Trainer is not a dead doorknob! She does a leaping arm flipper-hug, in which she leaps at Pika's arm and hugs it with her flippers. Pika is amused and asks herself "Who'd she learn that from, Hau?" Then she realizes that that's probably right. Eclipse asks Pika if she's sure that she's all right, and Pika says that she is, just a little dizzy. And then she feels some more dizziness. Great. Then Flare gives her a hug and asks her why she keeps getting in danger. She has no clue. Then Eclipse and Nick hug her as well. She thinks, and I quote: "Was I a stuffed toy that you hug or something?" Yes, a human-sized one that gets crushed on by three boys, Pika. Uh, oops. Spoilers. Oh wait you probably figured that out already and don't care. See ya!

(says random stuff to self while swearing for no reason and wishes to write a story about Pika x Gladion with Pokemon turning human for some reason and falling in love with the regular humans) PIKA GET THE FLAMETHROWER.

Hello I bored in the whee.