Wall for y-chai (page 122)

Why do you want to know the logic of every neutral matchup?

Gla-Gla

I see the Grav now. It's meh. On to the parody song and news!

The Glazio News
8/24/2020
Uh... apparently my account's a year old. Woo-hoo! Whee whee whee, Gla-Gla is a cutie! This has been Miss Random, on to the news! I don't think I played Pokemon, so on to Sol and Luna! I was trying to work on it, but when I got into working on it, it got too late and I had to stop. Frock frick frip. So, there's basically no progress. Pika feels weird being hugged by multiple people and Hauhead is sad. And Pika squirms. That... that's literally it. Oopsie. Well, see ya!

It's crazy, I got some boys crushing on me
They're both from Alola, ages are 11 and 15
I got a crush on a 13 who's my hero
Major cutie, best friend truly
Everyone's young and stopping lameheads
Just like me, luckily beating Loserirene
We laugh at the dummies and fat old kahunas
I got my picture taken on top of a volcano
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

We have arrived at my house
Time to become epic gamers
It's whee
It's lucky if you see
Me dancing to some parodies
Dreams are fun, I'd know
Except for times when I pee my pants in the night
Not my fault when I see true nighmares
Guess what I saw when I went to sleep
Me kissing Gla-Gla, AKA Mr. Luna

But guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me (oops)
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh-oh
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
Time to go epic whee
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair
(Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh)

Let's go party
On top of the roof
I'll get the cannons
It'll go bam (it'll go bam)
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Oh, but guess what, that was just a dream
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion, oh-oh
With the help of Lunala, what true joy

But guess what, that was just a dream (dream)
Mostly my life with a hint of insanity
Every day, I dream-stalk Gladion
With the help of Lunala, what true joy
Buddy, I'm the new fangirl
And ya can't stop me
Nick once kissed me
And Hau nearly drowned me
I'm busy going crazy over emerald eyes
'Cause I'm also eating french fry hair

I got a new fanfic idea so feel free to shoot me with a flamethrower. (imagines that) Hee hee hee, I go burn... :3

Ya like jazz?

The Glazio News
8/23/2020
Uh... I was trying to remember what I did on Pokemon, and all I can recall is owning that sissy of a Battle Tree. Seriously, the Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon Battle Tree has these challenges where you can use Pokemon of any level and stuff. I know that a regular challenge will be unlocked when you beat the sissy one, but seriously, it's so stupid. My level 100 hacked Shinies I got from the nice hacker person just destroyed it. And- oh! Now I remember some stuff that happened! I actually traded one of my Type: Nulls. I said to myself that I'd never trade them, so why did I do it? Uh... it was a Type: Null for a Shiny Type: Null, which helps fill up my Moon Shinydex as well as being a Shiny, which is awesome. It's Korean, too. So I suppose it was just one regular Type: Null... but it kinda hurts. On to Sol and Luna, because I need to distract myself from the small crack in my heart that can only shatter later on... Rotom tells Hauhead the Malasada-loving smol brain that Pika isn't dead, as she's regaining consciousness. Hauhead's sad 'cause he nearly killed her, which is a good reason to be sad. Sweetie the Popplio and Nick's Buneary are having a bit of a chat, with Buneary giving Sweetie 'you're stupid' looks. Buneary points at Pika, and Sweetie is seemingly overjoyed because her Trainer is not a dead doorknob! She does a leaping arm flipper-hug, in which she leaps at Pika's arm and hugs it with her flippers. Pika is amused and asks herself "Who'd she learn that from, Hau?" Then she realizes that that's probably right. Eclipse asks Pika if she's sure that she's all right, and Pika says that she is, just a little dizzy. And then she feels some more dizziness. Great. Then Flare gives her a hug and asks her why she keeps getting in danger. She has no clue. Then Eclipse and Nick hug her as well. She thinks, and I quote: "Was I a stuffed toy that you hug or something?" Yes, a human-sized one that gets crushed on by three boys, Pika. Uh, oops. Spoilers. Oh wait you probably figured that out already and don't care. See ya!

(says random stuff to self while swearing for no reason and wishes to write a story about Pika x Gladion with Pokemon turning human for some reason and falling in love with the regular humans) PIKA GET THE FLAMETHROWER.

Hello I bored in the whee.

The Glazio News
8/22/2020
News flash: frick Feebas. Oh, I beat Giovanni, leader of Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot, on Ultra Moon. What a nerd he was. Also, Traitor Dude AKA Faba got demoted, so he's a fricking massive loser confirmed. Seriously, that dude betrays Aether and lets all these evil nerds just walk in... to advance his career. Pardon me while I punch his nose into tiny shards. But, anyway, here's some Sol and Luna, who eat tuna. Eclipse sends out Pokemon named Sapphire, Shadow, Zizzy, and Luna. Pika can't recognize them except for Zizzy the Litten, although Luna reminds her of Vulpix. Then Nick sends out Feebas, Honedge, and Buneary. Eclipse is startled because they both have Honedge, which is the Pokemon that Eclipse named Shadow. Also did you know that Buneary can grin unnervingly? It's true. Most of the Pokemon start playing with each other while their Trainers sit around and do basically nothing. Pika wonders in her thoughts where Rotom Dex is, and he suddenly pops out of nowhere and gives out info about Hau'oli City Beachfront, which is where they are. He also says that they can just call him Rotom, which I will happily do, thank you very much. And Buneary apparently likes to alert Pika that Nick is staring at her. Because it does. Then a very excited voice calls Pika's name and tackle-hugs her to the ground. Who could it possibly be? Yeah it's Hau. But he apparently doesn't notice that he's drowning Pika, whose face is being unintentionally shoved into the water. Oops. Because that's... funny... right? Pika starts panicking, and the next thing ya know, Hau's being pinning to the ground by Nick, who is yelling his head off for nearly drowning Pika. Hau, of course, is pretty darned scared because he had no idea that he was about to unintentionally take Pika's life. Also, shout-out to Pika for being a fricking moron and screaming while her face is underwater. Bright idea, doofus! Anyway, Flare asks Pika if she's all right, and her response is to lose consciousness. She passes out for only a couple minutes and is shaken awake by Flare. How does she know time has passed? Because Nick is no longer about to strangle Hau. Perfect time-pass-teller-method-thing. See ya!

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