Wall for y-chai (page 122)

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(they're also on the moon) ...My imagination's weird...
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(imagines Pika, Gladion, and Silver the Hedgehog riding a vehicle that is one bottom part with four wheels and a roof on four very skinny bars) ...Whaaaaaaaaaa...?

I really hate your lamehead brain
Loaded with boogers and more lame
The epic boring you subjected us to
Oh heck no, I ain't gonna like you
I hate this song and so I parodied it
And now it's about epic lameheads like you
We made you have evil farts in the chatroom
You're a dumb loser and you're a lame N (Oh!)

You're not the only lamehead, we got plenty more
N's just lame and stupid and dumb and lame
Lusamine makes Legends eat McDonalds lamehead meals
Then we got Guzma being a psycho evil lamehead nerd, oh

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

Gotta save regulars from your lame grip
You feed 'em chicken nuggets and they get lame
Turning into lameheads and stupid dummies
I don't like it 'cause I'm a cray-cray fun-fun (What?)
The time moves on, and we get more lame lameheads
I wanna slap all the lamehead outta the lameheads
I beat up a lamehead loser and I've learned this for sure
Knock them all out or they'll force-feed you lame food

But I knocked 'em all out and burned their food

You're not the only lamehead, we got plenty more
N's just lame and stupid and dumb and lame
Lusamine making Legends eat McDonalds lamehead meals
Then we got Guzma being a psycho evil lamehead nerd, oh

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads


Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame

(Oh, look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
"I'm sorry, Pika's busy planning a crazy attack."
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
"On whom?"
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
"You, ya lamehead nerd!" (Oh!)

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

That grav is so epic.

Woah... Like that grav.

Glazio Kawaii
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I love it. XD
PrimalKyogre
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My mind is very weird
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
It’s very odd
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I'm laughing so hard right now. XDXDXD
TheMagnezone
seconds from now
noice
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
When your internet friends have dreams about your fanfic OC. XDXDXD
PianoGeek123
seconds ago
I’m using a Drapion with X-Scissor right now in Platinum
TheMagnezone
a minute ago
k thanks pianogeek
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
And we chased her and some other random people surrounded her and she sank into the earth and I woke up
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes it is Magnezone
TheMagnezone
a minute ago
///
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
I dunno, Magnezone.
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
XDXDXD
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
And we all happened to look like tiny 4 year olds btw
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
No wonder.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
And for some reason someone ate KFC but I don’t remember if it was the guy, pika, or me
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
Is X-Scissor good on Drapion?
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
It’s a British spelling, that’s why
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
Yang
2 minutes ago
Lasagna
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
There was some dude who asked if I would help him catch Pika
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Luh-zane. XD
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Last night I dreamt about another mass murderer
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Lasagne isn't a word on my computer.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
I don’t even know how it began but um
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
Would X-Scissor be good on a Drapion
PianoGeek123
3 minutes ago
Lasagne
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Which was my most recent dream.
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Uh
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
So uh
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I once dreamt about mom throwing away a lasagna, if I spelled it right.
TheMagnezone
3 minutes ago
I got X-Scissor from the Pokemart employee on Route 1 and Drapion can learn it
TheMagnezone
4 minutes ago
;o
PianoGeek123
4 minutes ago
That was not nice
PianoGeek123
4 minutes ago
I once dreamt about Jack the Ripper
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(wags Braixen tail)
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
I can try to explain
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(laughs trying to imagine it)
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
Too weird
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
It was...
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
What was it about, Primal?
TheMagnezone
5 minutes ago
LOL I ALSO FOUND AN ITEMFINDER IN VIRIDIAN FOREST
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
I once had a dream where I wanted more story in Ultra Moon, and a Shiny hunter voice synced up our two 3DSes, which somehow unlocked more story. And when I played it, my character went into a restaurant and ordered some food. And Gladion was the waiter who was wearing the outfit of Chili/Cilan/Cress. He said he wanted to ask me a question, and since that restaurant was my favorite restaurant, he just had to wait there for me. He was just about to ask the question when I woke up. Frock frick ep the frick ic.
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
Weird
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
It was uh
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
I had a real weird dream

I made parody.

The Glazio News
8/26/2020
Oh boy, my new fanfic's going well. Ep the frick ic, I have to work on Sol and Luna or I'll punch myself. So, anyway, here's the news. Obviously, Pika isn't dead, which Hau soon realizes. She eventually gets up, carrying Mew, who is still asleep. Hau leads her to a house and knocks on the door. A fat old man who is Hau's grandpa answers the door, and Hau tells him that Pika doesn't have a place to stay and he wonders if she couls stay with them. Pika thinks that's a nice thing to do, but Hau's fat old grandpa tells Hau to come inside for a moment. He does, and Pika waits outside. She overhears their convo, in which Hau's fat old grandpa thinks Pika is Hau's girlfriend. Isn't that just frocking wonderfilled? Also, Hau gets another A+ for managing to get the word 'just' in his sentence three times. So they argue for a while and Pika sits next to a tree, embarrassed that random fat old strangers think she's their grandson's girlfriend. She sits there for a while and dozes off like a dum-dum. The next thing she knows, Hau is about an inch away from her face and trying to get her to wake up because he thought she was dead. Again. She gets him to realize that he's sitting very close to her and he gets a bit farther away. Poor awkward Pika. Poor me because I feel like shippers shall be on the loose. Pika asks Hau what his grandpa said, and he says that his grandpa was convinced that she was his girlfriend and gave him random love advice and that she couldn't stay at their house. Frock fat old men. Pika wonders where she'll stay, and Hau said that there are motels, but those cost money, and she could always ask other people to stay at their places, but she probably wouldn't wanna stay with random people. And she wouldn't. Pika begins to think that she might have to live outside, homeless, but Hau gets another idea. He has a friend named Lillie who always has a room open where she lives, so Pika could stay with her. Pika ponders that, thinking that she doesn't want to stay with random strangers, but Hau seems to trust them and she doesn't have anywhere to stay, so she says okay. Hau runs off to go find Lillie and Pika is eventually found by two nerds, who are Team Skull Grunts, which she doesn't know. They want her Mew, and she doesn't want them to have her Mew, so they battle. Night the Umbreon against Zubat and Salandit. Night seems to be losing, and an attack from Salandit is aimed at Pika... but Mew uses Protect and Ice Beams the Skull nerds' Pokemon, which faint. So they freak out and run away. Pika, Night, and Mew then relax again. And here comes Hau's point of view. He's outside the school and had left Lillie a note to come outside, which she eventually does. And so does Mr. Edgy, AKA Gladion. Hau knows that Gladion wouldn't want some random person going to stay at their place, Aether Paradise, so he gets him to go inside and leave Lillie alone with him. Hau explains why he's not at school and that Pika needs a place to stay. Lillie says that she'll talk to her mom about it after school, and Hau knows that means there's a high chance Pika will be able to stay at Aether Paradise. So Hau skips back to Iki Town to see Pika asleep. And for the third frocking time, he assumes she's dead. She wakes up and Hau tells her that she's gonna have a place to stay! So she gets really happy and hugs him and- I see you reaching for your shipping hat. Put it down. Down. Thank you. Okay, as I was saying, his brain died. Just kidding. He says that school will probably be out in about an hour and wonders what they'll do until it's out. That's all for now, but I'm planning on Malasada Shops being involved. See ya!

It is my firm belief that my sassy bookshelf is full of nuclear chicken breasts because when I dance on them they sing the Sarah and Duck theme maybe they want to pop off which means I can eat a teabag from the ultimate galactic sewer but my mum is your boyfriend in my womb because I’m up the duff in a moose with you and when I pop off I will go “FART!! BUTT!!!! POOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” to my colossal antibacterial shower curtain that then says “FART!!! BUTT!!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” and the whole planet will say “FART!!!!! BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! to worship my mum.

Crazy school life
I came to Alola and true insanity happened
Three popular boys, all in love with me
So I scream
Gladion had a bet
He had to beat a nerd and date me
And he won, we had some beach chaos, it was just fun

In a sorta crazy play that was kinda like my life
Gladion got really ticked off

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Scared, terrified
Hearing about three people burned
Police investigating our school
Shocked, startled
A dead body found in the water
Knocked off a cliff, clearly murdered

This is too crazy, I'm truly scared
What could've happened to them?

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
This loser has kidnapped me
This loser had better watch out for them, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh

(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)

Your love for me
Is frightening me
Your obsession with me
Is driving me crazy
I feel it subconsciously, you three
Are in love with me, just why?

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
(This loser) This loser has kidnapped me
(This loser) This loser had better watch out for them, oh-oh, oh
(This loser) Beating and killing out of love for me
(This loser) This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh

(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh

The Glazio News (So long that I had to split it into two parts)
8/25/2020
Well, all we have is fanfic news. Guess what? I've started a new fanfic. I probably won't finish it, but it's fun for the moment. It's about Pokemon turning into humans and some getting crushes on the humans and stuff and we're in Alola and look it's Pika woo-hoo. Tell me that isn't a great way to sum up the story. Anyway, it starts with Pika on a boat to Alola, with her three Pokemon: Mew, Night the Umbreon, and Lunala, who is in a Poke Ball. Lunala was contacting her in her dreams and told her that she needed to come to Alola. Never said why, just that she needed to. Pika once woke up to find Lunala inside of a Poke Ball. So Lunala technically is her Pokemon. Also, Pika used to live in Johto. Mew's backstory is that him and Pika found each other when Pika was just a little girl. They ended up playing with each other, Pika oblivious to the fact that he was the Mythical Pokemon, Mew. Eventually, she found out all about him. And when she became a Trainer, Mew tagged along and became her Pokemon. Night the Umbreon was found as an Eevee. A stubborn, rebelious Eevee who had been caught and released by multiple Trainers. They released him because he wouldn't obey a command the first. Pika caught him, but he obviously wouldn't obey her. But he eventually warmed up to her and even evolved into Umbreon! Now that the backstories are over, the boat has reached Alola! Pika's excited to explore, and explore she does, running around Hau'oli City. But she's not watching where she's going and crashes into something like a complete klutz. Because she is a complete klutz. She looks up and sees someone standing there... a boy with piercing green eyes. So we get warped to his point of view, because why the frick not? He doesn't know who Pika is, obviously. She seems to be afraid of him, and she apologizes for running into him. He asks if she's all right, and she nods yes in reply. He finds her odd and takes notice of her Mew. He wonders if she's something special, as random people don't just have Mythical Pokemon sitting on their shoulders. He also notices her Umbreon's hostile stare. He reaches out his hand, and Pika takes it before being pulled up. But she stumbles like an idiot klutz and her face lands against his chest, because awkwardness is funny. Nice going, doofus! Anyway, she kinda blushes and freaks out a bit, then apologizes again. He thinks she's a klutz, and we must all tell him that he's wrong, she's actually an idiot klutz. He says that it doesn't matter, and then asks her name. He also doesn't know why he asked her name, as he doesn't really care and it just slipped out of his mouth. She tells him that her name is Pika, and he gets ready to leave. But she tells him to wait and grabbs his wrist... or rather, she tries to grab his wrist and actually grabs his hand. Epic sigh. Then she lets go of his hand, blushing and probably feeling like the world's biggest moron. Then she asks his name. He glares at her, she flinches, and he says only "Gladion". Obviously, that has to be his name, right? Pika couldn't mess up something like that, could she? Yeah, she could. She asks if it's some Alola word or something and what it means. And Gladion thinks she's an idiot, which is spot-on. So he sighs and starts walking away... he has a place to be. What is that place? Start placing guesses! And back to Pika's point of view we go! She stares after Gladion and has no idea where he's going but thinks he's cute because massive duh he kinda is and Pika's weird. Then she thinks she must be insane. Which is correct. She still thinks Gladion's some type of weird word and not a name. Then she realizes that she doesn't know where she is, where she's going, or where she's going to stay. Frick. No, she hadn't thought anything through. And "ep the frick ic" is something I legit said in real life in response to that. Anyway, she thinks about where she's going to stay, but is cut off by being crashed into by someone who's in a massive rush. What is with all the crashing into people? The person is revealed to be a boy, which is truly info we all needed. He apologizes and asks if she's okay, since she was kinda knocked to the ground, but before she can reply, Night leaps at him. Of course. So Night uses Bite straight to the boy's arm, how nice. Pika tells him to stop, which he luckily does. The boy says he's fine, but his injury is actually bleeding. She says that he's not fine, but he says that he is fine, and Pika remembers getting bitten by Night once. Night was still an Eevee, and Pika thought the bite was fine. After all, it was just a small bite. But it got infected and she had gotten sick with a fever and felt really weak. So weak, in fact, that she could barely move for about a week. So she drags the boy to the Pokemon Center, where Nurse Joy asks what happened. She says that Night bit the boy, and so they're taken to a room. Because Pokemon Centers aren't just for the Pokemon here. Like, legit, where are all the fricking hospitals?

Ya gotta use the Pokemon Center. So they clean the injury and bandage it so it doesn't get infected, and also help me I know nothing about medicine because being a doctor or nurse would suck. Night's feeling guilty and Pika tells him it's fine and that he was just being a loyal Pokemon, trying to protect her. The boy asks if he can get outta there now, and Nurse Joy says that he can. So they leave, and the boy asks if the bite really was that bad. Pika explains how she was bitten by Night once, and how it got infected. The boy then realizes that was why she was freaking out, and thanks her while introducing himself as Hau and asking her name. She says that she's Pika, and that she was glad to help. Then Hau realizes that he forgot about going to school. Also, Pika knows nothing about school. Pika asks if he has to hurry, and he says that he had to hurry when they had just first met, so yeah, it's started without him. He's past late. Pika says that he should probably hurry and catch as much of it as he can, but he says that since he's really late anyway, he just won't go! That's something I can get behind for sure. Pika apologizes for the third time today... or was it fouth? Whatever, she apologizes for holding him up. He says that she doesn't need to apologize because it's fine and that worse things can happen. So they engage in a chat. He asks where she came from, and she answers Johto, causing him to ask why she came to Alola. She hides the fact that Lunala's involved and says for no reason except wanting to see the Region. He asks where she lives, and is this a chat or an interrogation, Hau? She says she doesn't have anywhere to stay, and he gets an idea before running off. So she follows him and they run all the way to Iki Town. But when she reaches the stairs, she collapses from all the running. Hau shakes her, trying to get her to stand up. Night nudges her arm. Mew falls asleep. Pika sighs and closes her eyes, but opens them again to see Hau trying to lift her up by her arm. That doesn't work very well, obviously. He gets an A+ for effort. He tells her not to go into the light, seeming to assume that she's dying. Of course. And that just amuses Pika. So, that was my new, currently nameless fanfic. But we're not done yet! Time for... Sol and Luna. So, continuing from where we left off yesterday, the hugging continues, now featuring Hauhead! He says he's sorry, starting to tear up. Pika says it's fine, but Nick asks how it can be fine when Hauhead almost killed her. She replies that she's fine, and it was just an accident. And Nick asks how she knows it's an accident. So Eclipse cuts in and asks if Nick's accusing Hauhead of attempted murder. No reply to that. Pika says she feels awkward with all the hugging, and they stop hugging her. But then Flare says they should go home, as it's getting late. Eclipse and Nick are confused, but they leave Hauhead to fill them in. Flare releases Eevee from his Poke Ball as they head home, to make it not look like they were out buying Poke Balls and stuff. But Scarlet is passed out asleep on the couch. No need for stealth. And that's it. God, this news took forever to write, and I can finally stop. See ya...!