The Glazio News
8/22/2020
News flash: frick Feebas. Oh, I beat Giovanni, leader of Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot, on Ultra Moon. What a nerd he was. Also, Traitor Dude AKA Faba got demoted, so he's a fricking massive loser confirmed. Seriously, that dude betrays Aether and lets all these evil nerds just walk in... to advance his career. Pardon me while I punch his nose into tiny shards. But, anyway, here's some Sol and Luna, who eat tuna. Eclipse sends out Pokemon named Sapphire, Shadow, Zizzy, and Luna. Pika can't recognize them except for Zizzy the Litten, although Luna reminds her of Vulpix. Then Nick sends out Feebas, Honedge, and Buneary. Eclipse is startled because they both have Honedge, which is the Pokemon that Eclipse named Shadow. Also did you know that Buneary can grin unnervingly? It's true. Most of the Pokemon start playing with each other while their Trainers sit around and do basically nothing. Pika wonders in her thoughts where Rotom Dex is, and he suddenly pops out of nowhere and gives out info about Hau'oli City Beachfront, which is where they are. He also says that they can just call him Rotom, which I will happily do, thank you very much. And Buneary apparently likes to alert Pika that Nick is staring at her. Because it does. Then a very excited voice calls Pika's name and tackle-hugs her to the ground. Who could it possibly be? Yeah it's Hau. But he apparently doesn't notice that he's drowning Pika, whose face is being unintentionally shoved into the water. Oops. Because that's... funny... right? Pika starts panicking, and the next thing ya know, Hau's being pinning to the ground by Nick, who is yelling his head off for nearly drowning Pika. Hau, of course, is pretty darned scared because he had no idea that he was about to unintentionally take Pika's life. Also, shout-out to Pika for being a fricking moron and screaming while her face is underwater. Bright idea, doofus! Anyway, Flare asks Pika if she's all right, and her response is to lose consciousness. She passes out for only a couple minutes and is shaken awake by Flare. How does she know time has passed? Because Nick is no longer about to strangle Hau. Perfect time-pass-teller-method-thing. See ya!
Aug 23, 2020
by
Gau
Wow nice 5000 points
And great yveltal grav too
Aug 22, 2020
by
BottomlessSea
First step in teambuilding: finding out what Pokemon characters to name them after.
(screams because I dunno what to name them)
Aug 22, 2020
by
Gau
Thanks! And I just want to say that it's a shame you can't be On as much anymore.
Aug 22, 2020
by
Jhnfui
holy crap 5k
congers i guess lol
Aug 22, 2020
by
iloveflareon
The Glazio News
8/21/2020
I've decided to make an all-stallers team for fun. So now I gotta breed Feebas. Woo. And my Feebas are all HA when I'm trying to get a non-HA one. Stinkin' great. Here's some Sol and Luna news. Pika says that she twitches sometimes, and the lemonade is apparently sour, causing her to twitch. Then Jurse Noy says that their Pokermains have been healed. Yay. Then Eclipse says that she can show them around the city, and they agree to be shown around. They zoom around for a while and eventually find the Alola Tourist Bureau, and Eclipse tells them to check it out. They go inside and see a boy sending out some mail or such. Eclipse leads them to the counter and talks to one of the people about a Poke Finder. Pika gets bored and looks at the boy and promptly realizes that he's staring at her and smiling. Massive awkward. Flare looks at him as well, and he just gives Flare a hostile look. And of course Flare just waves. And apparently Pika is smile-worthy according to Mr. Random Boy smiling when he looks at her. Anyway, Eclipse tells Pika that the Poke Finder has been installed and explains what the frock a Poke Finder is. Flare reccomends that they go to the beach, so they decide to go to the beach. But as they leave, the boy comes and stops them. He's an epic obvious stater, as he says that he saw them in the Alola Tourist Bureau. So Flare introduces himself, his sister, and the creepy tree battle stalker girl. Then Mr. Random Boy Who States Much Obvious says that his name is Nick Miller. Yay he exist now. Then he says that Pika's name is cute, shakes hands with her, stares into her eyes, and kisses her hand. Because, you know, that's normal apparently. And Pika wins award for Most Funny Flustered Face, because she's blushing like crazy. Fun. Anyways, after Pika recieves 'screaming I ship it' eyes from Flare, Nick once again states the obvious that they seem to be exploring the city and learning about it because they said so. Flare says they're gonna go to the beach, and of course Nick wants to come along. He says he knows Hauhead'oli City very well. Pika says no, but Flare, Eclipse, and Rotom Dex say yes. Because of course they would. So he says thanks and onward they go! Pika tries to stay away from Nick because of pure awkwardness. He apparently doesn't get the memo and goes into flirty mode. Met the girl five minutes ago? Hold her hand, that'll do it. Do what? No fricking clue aside from make her awkward. So Pika zips to the front, making her blush very noticible. Great goin', doofus. Eventually, they reach the beach, and Flare says they can send out their Pokemon so the Pokemon can enjoy the beach. Sweetie the Popplio pops out of her Poke Ball on her own, and Flare sends out Rowlet and Eevee. And what do Eclipse and Nick send out? That'll be revealed next time! Ha ha! See ya!
Aug 22, 2020
by
Gau