Wall for y-chai (page 121)

Stealers got. Mew sceve on jason’s wall ut’s kinda long but that nakes up for my lack if addtions i hope...

Wait Glazio copied my dreams about Jack the Ripper O_O Also did you like the story I wrote earlier?

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(they're also on the moon) ...My imagination's weird...
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
(imagines Pika, Gladion, and Silver the Hedgehog riding a vehicle that is one bottom part with four wheels and a roof on four very skinny bars) ...Whaaaaaaaaaa...?

I really hate your lamehead brain
Loaded with boogers and more lame
The epic boring you subjected us to
Oh heck no, I ain't gonna like you
I hate this song and so I parodied it
And now it's about epic lameheads like you
We made you have evil farts in the chatroom
You're a dumb loser and you're a lame N (Oh!)

You're not the only lamehead, we got plenty more
N's just lame and stupid and dumb and lame
Lusamine makes Legends eat McDonalds lamehead meals
Then we got Guzma being a psycho evil lamehead nerd, oh

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

Gotta save regulars from your lame grip
You feed 'em chicken nuggets and they get lame
Turning into lameheads and stupid dummies
I don't like it 'cause I'm a cray-cray fun-fun (What?)
The time moves on, and we get more lame lameheads
I wanna slap all the lamehead outta the lameheads
I beat up a lamehead loser and I've learned this for sure
Knock them all out or they'll force-feed you lame food

But I knocked 'em all out and burned their food

You're not the only lamehead, we got plenty more
N's just lame and stupid and dumb and lame
Lusamine making Legends eat McDonalds lamehead meals
Then we got Guzma being a psycho evil lamehead nerd, oh

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads


Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame
Beatin' evil lameheads to save my friends
They're loyal and funny and you guys are just lame

(Oh, look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
"I'm sorry, Pika's busy planning a crazy attack."
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
(Look at all the lameheads)
"On whom?"
(Look at all the darned lameheads)
"You, ya lamehead nerd!" (Oh!)

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned
Oh, look at all the lameheads
Look at all the lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads
Look at all the darned lameheads

That grav is so epic.

Woah... Like that grav.

Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I love it. XD
PrimalKyogre
seconds from now
My mind is very weird
PrimalKyogre
seconds ago
It’s very odd
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
I'm laughing so hard right now. XDXDXD
TheMagnezone
seconds from now
noice
Glazio Kawaii
seconds from now
When your internet friends have dreams about your fanfic OC. XDXDXD
PianoGeek123
seconds ago
I’m using a Drapion with X-Scissor right now in Platinum
TheMagnezone
a minute ago
k thanks pianogeek
PrimalKyogre
a minute ago
And we chased her and some other random people surrounded her and she sank into the earth and I woke up
PianoGeek123
a minute ago
Yes it is Magnezone
TheMagnezone
a minute ago
///
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
I dunno, Magnezone.
Glazio Kawaii
a minute ago
XDXDXD
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
And we all happened to look like tiny 4 year olds btw
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
No wonder.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
And for some reason someone ate KFC but I don’t remember if it was the guy, pika, or me
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
Is X-Scissor good on Drapion?
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
It’s a British spelling, that’s why
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
XD
Yang
2 minutes ago
Lasagna
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
There was some dude who asked if I would help him catch Pika
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Luh-zane. XD
PianoGeek123
2 minutes ago
Last night I dreamt about another mass murderer
Glazio Kawaii
2 minutes ago
Lasagne isn't a word on my computer.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
I don’t even know how it began but um
TheMagnezone
2 minutes ago
Would X-Scissor be good on a Drapion
PianoGeek123
3 minutes ago
Lasagne
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
Which was my most recent dream.
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
Uh
PrimalKyogre
3 minutes ago
So uh
Glazio Kawaii
3 minutes ago
I once dreamt about mom throwing away a lasagna, if I spelled it right.
TheMagnezone
3 minutes ago
I got X-Scissor from the Pokemart employee on Route 1 and Drapion can learn it
TheMagnezone
4 minutes ago
;o
PianoGeek123
4 minutes ago
That was not nice
PianoGeek123
4 minutes ago
I once dreamt about Jack the Ripper
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(wags Braixen tail)
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
I can try to explain
Glazio Kawaii
4 minutes ago
(laughs trying to imagine it)
PrimalKyogre
4 minutes ago
Too weird
PrimalKyogre
5 minutes ago
It was...
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
XD
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
What was it about, Primal?
TheMagnezone
5 minutes ago
LOL I ALSO FOUND AN ITEMFINDER IN VIRIDIAN FOREST
Glazio Kawaii
5 minutes ago
I once had a dream where I wanted more story in Ultra Moon, and a Shiny hunter voice synced up our two 3DSes, which somehow unlocked more story. And when I played it, my character went into a restaurant and ordered some food. And Gladion was the waiter who was wearing the outfit of Chili/Cilan/Cress. He said he wanted to ask me a question, and since that restaurant was my favorite restaurant, he just had to wait there for me. He was just about to ask the question when I woke up. Frock frick ep the frick ic.
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
Weird
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
It was uh
PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
I had a real weird dream

I made parody.

The Glazio News
8/26/2020
Oh boy, my new fanfic's going well. Ep the frick ic, I have to work on Sol and Luna or I'll punch myself. So, anyway, here's the news. Obviously, Pika isn't dead, which Hau soon realizes. She eventually gets up, carrying Mew, who is still asleep. Hau leads her to a house and knocks on the door. A fat old man who is Hau's grandpa answers the door, and Hau tells him that Pika doesn't have a place to stay and he wonders if she couls stay with them. Pika thinks that's a nice thing to do, but Hau's fat old grandpa tells Hau to come inside for a moment. He does, and Pika waits outside. She overhears their convo, in which Hau's fat old grandpa thinks Pika is Hau's girlfriend. Isn't that just frocking wonderfilled? Also, Hau gets another A+ for managing to get the word 'just' in his sentence three times. So they argue for a while and Pika sits next to a tree, embarrassed that random fat old strangers think she's their grandson's girlfriend. She sits there for a while and dozes off like a dum-dum. The next thing she knows, Hau is about an inch away from her face and trying to get her to wake up because he thought she was dead. Again. She gets him to realize that he's sitting very close to her and he gets a bit farther away. Poor awkward Pika. Poor me because I feel like shippers shall be on the loose. Pika asks Hau what his grandpa said, and he says that his grandpa was convinced that she was his girlfriend and gave him random love advice and that she couldn't stay at their house. Frock fat old men. Pika wonders where she'll stay, and Hau said that there are motels, but those cost money, and she could always ask other people to stay at their places, but she probably wouldn't wanna stay with random people. And she wouldn't. Pika begins to think that she might have to live outside, homeless, but Hau gets another idea. He has a friend named Lillie who always has a room open where she lives, so Pika could stay with her. Pika ponders that, thinking that she doesn't want to stay with random strangers, but Hau seems to trust them and she doesn't have anywhere to stay, so she says okay. Hau runs off to go find Lillie and Pika is eventually found by two nerds, who are Team Skull Grunts, which she doesn't know. They want her Mew, and she doesn't want them to have her Mew, so they battle. Night the Umbreon against Zubat and Salandit. Night seems to be losing, and an attack from Salandit is aimed at Pika... but Mew uses Protect and Ice Beams the Skull nerds' Pokemon, which faint. So they freak out and run away. Pika, Night, and Mew then relax again. And here comes Hau's point of view. He's outside the school and had left Lillie a note to come outside, which she eventually does. And so does Mr. Edgy, AKA Gladion. Hau knows that Gladion wouldn't want some random person going to stay at their place, Aether Paradise, so he gets him to go inside and leave Lillie alone with him. Hau explains why he's not at school and that Pika needs a place to stay. Lillie says that she'll talk to her mom about it after school, and Hau knows that means there's a high chance Pika will be able to stay at Aether Paradise. So Hau skips back to Iki Town to see Pika asleep. And for the third frocking time, he assumes she's dead. She wakes up and Hau tells her that she's gonna have a place to stay! So she gets really happy and hugs him and- I see you reaching for your shipping hat. Put it down. Down. Thank you. Okay, as I was saying, his brain died. Just kidding. He says that school will probably be out in about an hour and wonders what they'll do until it's out. That's all for now, but I'm planning on Malasada Shops being involved. See ya!

It is my firm belief that my sassy bookshelf is full of nuclear chicken breasts because when I dance on them they sing the Sarah and Duck theme maybe they want to pop off which means I can eat a teabag from the ultimate galactic sewer but my mum is your boyfriend in my womb because I’m up the duff in a moose with you and when I pop off I will go “FART!! BUTT!!!! POOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!” to my colossal antibacterial shower curtain that then says “FART!!! BUTT!!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” and the whole planet will say “FART!!!!! BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! to worship my mum.

Crazy school life
I came to Alola and true insanity happened
Three popular boys, all in love with me
So I scream
Gladion had a bet
He had to beat a nerd and date me
And he won, we had some beach chaos, it was just fun

In a sorta crazy play that was kinda like my life
Gladion got really ticked off

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

Scared, terrified
Hearing about three people burned
Police investigating our school
Shocked, startled
A dead body found in the water
Knocked off a cliff, clearly murdered

This is too crazy, I'm truly scared
What could've happened to them?

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
This loser has kidnapped me
This loser had better watch out for them, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh

(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)

Your love for me
Is frightening me
Your obsession with me
Is driving me crazy
I feel it subconsciously, you three
Are in love with me, just why?

This loser's killed by Sun for desiring me
This loser's unconscious thanks to Hau, oh-oh, oh
Beating and killing out of love for me
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh
(This loser) This loser has kidnapped me
(This loser) This loser had better watch out for them, oh-oh, oh
(This loser) Beating and killing out of love for me
(This loser) This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh

(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
(This loser, this loser, this loser, this loser, oh)
This loser's burned by Gladion for calling me rude words, oh-oh, oh