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The Glazio News
8/20/2020
I started sorting out my Type: Null and Silvally in a massive list, so that's cool. And I think a new one reached level 100. Anyway, I went back to Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot's castle and eventually beat up Cyrus. I like his battle theme. Then I come back and me and Lillie are about to go try to save the crazy president AKA Lills and Gla-Gla's mom. But then, a lamehead named Ghetsis appears, and he rants and ranbles a bit! Then we battle and I win yay also his battle theme sucks so bad. Then he knocks Lillie to the ground and threatens her because that's a totally nice thing to do there you fricking jerk! Frock Jetsister. Then Colress or whatever his name is appears and zippity doo dahs Ghetsis back to his own universe. Soon I shall go and beat up an evil nerd... but not right now. On to Sol and Luna! Pika's still freaked out a bit by Rotom Dex, great info there we all sure cared. She continues the battle with Flare, having Sweetie the Popplio fling Pounds everywhere. But then she's hit by Rowlet's Leafage, almost knocking her out. Rowlet gets ready to finish the battle with Tackle... but then a blue aura surrounds Sweetie and she blasts Rowlet away with Water Gun! This shocks them because Water Gun isn't very effective. But then here comes Rotom Dex, explaining Torrent. So Sweetie's Torrent ability had activated, increasing the power of Water Gun. The Pokemon battle for a little bit, with Sweetie actually able to counter Leafage with her boosted Water Gun. She pounds Rowlet to the ground, and a green aura surrounds him, showing that his Overgrow has activated. Great. Then he blasts Sweetie to kingdom come with a Leafage and the battle ends... Flare won! That upsets Pika quite a bit, as you could expect. Then Flare tells her that losing is nothing to be ashamed of, and uh-oh, here comes a random voice agreeing with him! A girl is sitting in a tree with a camera in her hands, recording their battle. Not creepy at all, man. Not. Creepy. At. All. Anyway, Flare asks who she is, and Pika asks what's with her "lame style", and apparently it's lame because it's so black. But then Flare points out that Pika's wearing lots of black too. The creepy tree battle recorder stalker girl says her name is Eclipse and that she likes her clothes. Pika still thinks it's lame because why wouldn't she? Flare asks Eclipse what's up with the camera, and she replies that she likes Pokemon battles, so she recorded theirs. Then she asks if they're brother and sister, as Flare had called Pika "little sis". The answer is yes, dum-dum. Then then then then then she asks their names, and yes, the five thens were intentional. They tell her their names and then she asks what they're up to. Sheesh. And we get a great line from Pika: "Go darken the sky, dork." What does that even mean? I don't know, and neither does Pika. Flare and Eclipse laugh and Pika joins in. Then she replies to Eclipse's earlier question, saying that they're just exploring Hauhead'oli City. Then she asks to tag along. Pika doesn't know, but Flare says yes. Because of course he would. Then Eclipse asks where they're going and holy crap half the convo was just Eclipse asking questions please kill me. Flare says they should go to the Pokemon Center to heal their Pokemon, so they... go to the Pokemon Center to heal their Pokemon. While the Pokemon are healing, Eclipse says they should get a drink at the cafe. Then she orders three lemonades, which mentally ticks off Pika because Eclipse chose their drinks. At least she was the one paying. While they're waiting for the drinks, something rips out a little bit of Pika's hair, which freaks her out and she falls off of the stool she was sitting on. In the Pokemon Center. In front of people. Guess who ripped our her hair? Rotom Dex, that's who! He asks if she forgot he was there, and yes, she had. Flare asks if she's okay, and she says she's fine. Rotom Dex said all he wanted to do was help them earlier, but they forgot he existed, and that makes him sad. Pika asks what he's doing here and if he was following them, and he said he was. Great. Stalker Rotoms. But then he says he wants to come along on their Island Challenge. Why? Because they were the first people Rotom Dex talked to when he had gotten inside of the Pokedex, although Pika had fainted when he did. And he wants to explore Alola because he's actually from Sinnoh and hasn't really seen Alola. Pika asks what he'd do if he did come along, and he says that he has a Pokedex and a map and whatever. And of course Flare says he can come along and epic Pika facepalm. Rotom's very happy about that, and Flare says they're not from Alola either. This surprises Eclipse, and Flare says that they're from Kanto and they moved to Alola just recently. Then guess what? The lemonades are ready! Yes, I do want some LEMONADEs, they taste like glitchy cubes. What do you mean, not that lemonade? Anyway, when Pika takes a sip, she shudders. Rotom Dex asks if she twitches like that often, and yeah that's all I've written so far. See ya!

The Glazio News
8/19/2020
I finally progressed Ultra Moon a bit. I caught those Stakataka and then Sophocles comes by and tells me that some people have taken over Festival Plaza! They're revealed to be some nerds called Team Rainbow Rocket. Because that doesn't make them sound like sissies at all. Their motto should be "Team Rocket spreads rainbows at the spead of light! Surrender now and get a lollipop!" Anyway, I stop them because they're nerdfaces and yay. Then they appear in Aether and oh no stuff happens. So I head to Aether and Lillie's there. There's also a bunch of Team Lollipop Rocket Grunts around, and they look like nighmares. But they're also weaker than Team Skull. The Aether Snazzy House Mansion is now red and black which reminds me of Gladion's hoodie. That cracks my heart. Then guess who is revealed to be a big fat creepy traitor? Faba, that's who! So me and Lillie beat him and an Aether person up. We go inside and there are nerds! Lots of nerds! And then Guzma shows up so yay for that. The Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot nerds fall very easily and so I have to go in some rooms. Puzzles exist. Yay. Then I beat up the Team Aqua nerd Archie and the Team Magma nerd Maxie. Also Maxie looks freaky to me. And I one-shot their Legends. And here comes some more Team Rainbow Lollipop Rocket Boot Grunts who apparently are very wimpy. Then I can go to the other places and I beat up Team Flare nerd Lysandre. Nerds. Also, another Silvally reached level 100. And I got some more Type: Null and Silvally. One was Chinese with a Flying Memory! I'm happy about it. I might not have to do a Chinese playthrough after all! Because I might have both Chinese ones, I dunno. Luck is shining in my direction. Time for Sol and Luna! Pika realizes that Lillie, Mr. Fat Old Hala Bread, and Professor-Needs-A-Shirt have disappeared off somewhere and cares very little. Instead of epically editing them into existence, I epically edited them out of existence! Pika and Flare leave Iki Town, very excited. They hide their Island Challenge Amulets and Poke Balls and pretend to be sad still when they go home. They go to Pika's room because apparently it's a pre-teen rebel hangout base or something and send out their Pokemon. They tell their Pokemon to stay quiet, and Eevee wants to come in. They let Eevee in, and he's surprised by the two new Pokemon. Flare tells Eevee that they're going to go on their Island Challenge, and Eevee's happy about it. Pika guesses that Eevee wants to come with them, which makes Flare happy as his Pokemon. Then Eevee chats with their starters, clearly making friends. Flare decides to get a Poke Ball for Eevee tomorrow. The next day, Pika's waken up by Scarlet and is told that it's almost noon. Just now noticed that noon is a palindrome. Anyway, Pika eventually gets out of her bed and drops her Poke Ball, making her remember why she should be awake. She goes into the living room where Flare and Eevee were waiting. We also learn that Scarlet likes to yell at the TV. Some great info, that. Flare asks Scarlet if him, Pika, and Eevee can go explore Hau'oli City, and Scarlet says sure, not seeming to care. So they zoon out to the city and Pika is stunned by the size of the Pokemon Center they enter. Flare goes to the Poke Mart and buys a Poke Ball for Eevee, who eagerly goes inside of it. Flare's overjoyed that he caught Eevee, and then gets an idea. A Pokemon battle with his little sister! Pika comments that she only has Sweetie the Popplio while Flare has Rowlet and Eevee, but Flare says it can just be a one-on-one. So Pika agrees. They go outside and Flare sends out his Rowlet while Pika sends out Sweetie. After a rather klutzy entrance, Sweetie has to dodge Rowlet's Leafage, which she does. Pika feels dumb because she doesn't know Sweetie's moves, and yeah, she is pretty dumb. Then she hears a noise and realizes there's something behind her. She grabs it and it turns out to be Rotom Dex. He shows her Sweetie's stats, including her moves: Water Gun, Pound, and Growl. Pika thanks Rotom Dex, and just then realizes that it's Rotom Dex. She's still a bit freaked out because of the whole "Pokedex coming to life in her hands" bit, so she tosses him into the air. Flare cracks up because it's hilarious. And that's it! Oh, and who do you think will win the battle? Pika or Flare? Just take a guess, it'll eventually be revealed! See ya!

excuse my brash annoyedness below

gosh the ridiculousness and overly unnecessary... you know what forget it

Will you help me for a second? Please?

*worries that everybody is disappearing from the site*

Shadow the Hedgehog is a meanie, he peed on my darn wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog dang quill-y peer out and he peed on my freaking wife and he said his brain was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small brain, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what. Here's what my brain looks like. That's what it looks like. All points, no quills, no wrinkles. Look at that, it looks like two watermelons and a pack of chewing gum. He stabbed my wife so guess what I'm gonna stab the earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER-pee. Except I'm not gonna pee on the earth, I'm going higher. I'm peeing on the MOON. How do you like that Obama? I've peed on the MOON YOU IDIOT. You have twenty three hours before the pee droplets hit the dang earth, now get out of my darn sight before I pee on you too.

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Help. ;-;

Your Grav is hot, but that's not what I was planning to say. XD

What I was planning to say was...

AAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY SEND HELP ECLIPSE DOESN'T EXIST YET I HAVE NO IDEAS GLA-GLA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!