Light shall be destroyed!!( please rate our Mono-Dark team?)

Question

As a newly introduced member of the Darkside(people take this seriously, I though it was a game) and sercuring a win over the light, I took it upon myself, albeit with a lot of help from master Gilgurr,to create a Mono-dark team in order to establish dominance over the light. We have decided to run the risk of opponents discovering our team but we are confident with some contribution we will claim victory.

For those who aren't interested in the Dark...

Me and Gligurr have created a brand new Mono-Dark team and we wanted to ask for help. Please help our team(ignore what it says at the top) and thanks to whoever helps out!

Zoroark @ Life Orb
Trait: Illusion
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Dark Pulse
- U-turn
- Extrasensory
- Flamethrower
Our main special sweeper and loyal servant to the dark, Zoroark is an excellent companion. The tricky nature of a Fox makes U-turn only natural.The other moves are there for several reasons, but I rather not explain why for obvious reasons...

Bisharp @ Leftovers
Trait: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Substitute
- Sucker Punch
- Brick Break

ah, a fine gentlemen to us, and a badass every where else. Again,to much detail will make it easier to counter against our enemy brethren, but I will say it Synergies very well with both Honchkrow and Hydreigon making it dangerous in a switch. SubDance is a dangerous combination to watch out for.

Hydreigon @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 SDef
Modest Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Dark Pulse
- Fire Blast
- Surf

my..semi loyal pet and a very dangerous yet unexpected Revenge Killer. this Demon of a dragon will take out Scizor and Ferro with ease. If it needs to it will obliterate anything in it's path with Meteors, although prefers not to do so.

Honchkrow @ Leftovers
Trait: Moxie
EVs: 252 SDef / 248 HP / 8 Atk
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Roost
- Sucker Punch
- Brave Bird

The Crow are a Symbol of death. I think I'm getting mixed up with Ravens but nonetheless it's a force not to be taking lightly. Although it doesn't enjoy the company of steel, it works well against all others in a similar way to Bisharp. Fly my pretties...

Sableye @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Prankster
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Modest Nature
- Seismic Toss
- Recover
- Trick
- Torment

The dark is know for two things, brutality and trickery. So will enlisted the help of the best trickster in the game. A choiced scarf really puts a dent in your opponents game play . Especially when combined with torment..oh, I appear to have my wallet stolen....

Scrafty @ Leftovers
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 HP / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Bulk Up
- Crunch
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch

Here, your final bell has tolled. Time to meet the end. A tank of the Dark and capable of dismantling a team, Scraftey is the Body Guard of the Dark. you can see why...

Oh dear, I seem to have placed more information than is necessary. oh well,no harm done, yet...

Again for those who are not interested...

I hope you like our team! :]. Big help from Gligurr and to anyone willing to help out! thank you so much!!

PX;} + Gligurr ;} (mainly Gligurr)

Comments

Shaddup you are gonna die.

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OK, we are so gonna crush you. We shall battle soon, young one.

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Wait, we actually pokemon battle, because I suck at competetive battling.

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Oh we know all your tricks.

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Yes we do WYN.

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Man, I don't even have a team to use.

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And do we always battle in UU?

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*facepalm* that's OU.

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Whoops, as you can see I'm a newb.

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Easy mistake to make, the only OU Poke is Hydregon, because the only Dark Types in OU are the Dark Dragon and T-Tar.

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what type do we use?

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Any, really..

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All this confidence for nothing...a loss is a loss, and poke/ you lost. But please, prepare your team and try again. As we too, are far from finished

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May I remind you, I used our old team. Our new one is excellent.
Wouldn't it be ironic if we rated each other's team and made them worse? :P

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If you did that then we would pay no attention to each other. And old team or not like a said a loss is a loss. There is no excuse (except maybe Hax, which we both agree there wasn't much of) for loss. it's on you.

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And let ME remind you that i beat you with a team i made that has never battled. So me and you have earned one win.

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Yes Kronos but you are no threat to me. My matters lie else where in the Form of Poke'slash. I am not to let a single loss intimidate me, I will deal with you  when my training is complete. Until such day gligurr or Absol will make sure that you are kept at bay. I eagerly await until we that day comes, but until then be sure to keep on surprising,as we will do ten fold...

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You are bold, young one, to challenge the PKT's leader at such an early stage in your training..It is unfortunate that such a fine, promising young Professer has been led astray by the evil in all our hearts.

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Hheheheh. Quite the brave one, are you.

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(I think I just managed to sound awesome.)

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To be honest, both sides have nice teams. I like your Honchcrow description, Prof. X, and Kronos, you did well to make our soon-to-be-rated team proud.

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Poke/ please speak like that always and I won't go ripping my hair out when I hear your ugly mouth speak :P.

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xD (filler)

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I wish you could somehow fit in T-Tar

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Change Scrafty ability to Moxie, trust me. Hydregion moveset should be: HP[ice], flamethrower,surf,and dragon pulse.

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HP Ice? Wut?

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Dark's Japanese name is 'Evil type', which means it has nothing to do with light. :P

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Thank you ATD but they are like that for a reason. hydreigons set is fin and no one likes when your tank gets poisoned do they?

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Give Sableye Taunt over Torment.

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1.I would rather give Zoroark Psychic than Extrasensory
2.You could also give Honchkrow Shell bell to recover HP right after Brave bird
3.Try giving your Sableye Taunt instead of Torment
4.Give Moxie to your Scrafty