In the in the land of Utah, deep within the fires of Mount Zion, SlipperyDevil forged in secret, a MASTER TEAM. And into this team, he poured his Cunning, his Leet Skillz, and his will to Dominate all of UU. ONE TEAM TO RULE THEM ALL.
Ambipom (M) @ Normal Gem
Trait: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Acrobatics
- Low Sweep
- U-turn
- Fake Out
Its Ambipom. duh. Normal Gem pumps Fake Out. It also ups the BP of Acrobatics which can snag a OHKO if an unsuspecting Hera tries to switch into a (poorly) predicted U-Turn. Low Sweep stops Registeel from diving in head first to sponge Fake Out as well.
Mew @ Leftovers
Trait: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Substitute
- Roost
- Night Shade
- Will-O-Wisp
For a diminutive pink kitten, this thing can take hits like a BAWS. Wisp Cripples Physical Attackers, Roost is reliable Recovery. Night Shade was Chosen over Seismic Toss so Chandelure doesnt wall me. Sub is to stall and/or make TAD Rage Quit... Pink Kitty Power!!
Rhyperior (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Solid Rock
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Roar
- Toxic
Physical Wall. Sets rocks, Phazes, and can Toxic. Solid Rock and MASSIVE bulk allow it to survive Life Orb boosted STAB HJK from Mienshao.
Blastoise @ Leftovers
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SAtk
Bold Nature
- Scald
- Rapid Spin
- Roar
- Counter
Spinner. Phazes and can Burn. Counter puts down Heracross frequently due to Blastoise's physical bulk.
Rotom-Mow @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 SAtk / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Modest Nature
- Shadow Ball
- Volt Switch
- Leaf Storm
- Hidden Power [Ground]
Scarfer and Scout. Forms a Volt-Turn core with Ambipom. STAB Volt Switch is Scouting toolage, Leaf Storm is cuz its Mandatory and hits Bulky Waters that can take a Volt Switch cough SWAMPERT cough HP Ground is because I got sick of Fire and Steel types walling me.
Empoleon (M) @ Choice Specs
Trait: Torrent
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 Def
Modest Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Grass Knot
Specs set. Basically, I wanted a Specs Cannon that wasnt weak to rocks to ease switching in when Choice Locked. All moves are STAB or coverage.
I will be King of UU.
One team to rule them all,
One team to (Item) Find them,
One team to to ToxiStall,
And in the darkness Bind them.
....buuuuut i'm probably gonna use something better, cuz y'know, Bind is garbage and all....
Well, thats it. Try to stop me.