I am really bad at NU, so I need some help. I'm out of ideas. This is what I came up with. Save for Absol and Sawk, I don't think this team is very good either.
KillMePlz (Dunsparce) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Thunder Wave
- Body Slam
- Stealth Rock
- Zen Headbutt
SawkInTheEye (Sawk) (M) @ Salac Berry
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Reversal
- Close Combat
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
Teddy Bear (Ursaring) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Trait: Quick Feet
EVs: 124 Atk / 124 Def / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Facade
- Brick Break
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
Annoyed Trainer: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUDINO!
Annoying (Audino) (M) @ Pecha Berry
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 8 SAtk / 124 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Blizzard
OK, you have to admit THAT is pretty cool, right?
Masquerain (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 124 HP / 124 Def / 124 SAtk / 124 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Quiver Dance
- Baton Pass
- Scald
- Bug Buzz
Bad News (Absol) (F) @ Life Orb
Trait: Super Luck
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Psycho Cut
- Night Slash
- Stone Edge
- Magic Coat