Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BottomlessSea (page 79)

(loudly blasts epical parody songs and decides to sing one I wrote myself)

The Frocky Whees


Josh Kool is rising
The RMT noob reins
And N's never quieting
The frocky whees will save us
'Cause tonight there's a 'concert'
Parlor Swipple shattering my eardrums
For the first time since the baked bean flood
I've gotta call the frocky whees

The frocky whees
Yeah, it's the frocky whees
Whoopee
Groudon creates a baked bean mess
But they couldn't care less
The frocky whees
They're epic, the frocky whees
"OH EM GEE"
I hate that scream of Losermine's
Which is why I'm gonna bust her spleens

It's the lamehead's nature
And all their 'instincts' too
Hide behind Gligurr alts
And then run off to turd in their shoe
All the lameheads can bite a brick
And scream because N dies
So while they're puking on baked beans
I'm gonna call the perfect guys

The frocky whees
They're not lame, the frocky whees
They aren't
The lameheads try to stand up and fight
But they're clobbered all through the night
The frocky whees
Let's go, the frocky whees
Oh yeah
They'll crush the lameheads' forces
With train wheel-legged metal horses
Mar 5, 2021 by Gau
I'm gonna be a Gla-Gla Lukey fishie.
Mar 5, 2021 by Gau
Can't wait. XD
Mar 5, 2021 by Gau
XD
Mar 5, 2021 by Gau
Maybe I should change my name to Giru-Rūku.
Mar 5, 2021 by Gau
GIRUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mar 4, 2021 by Gau
Whale poggers
Mar 4, 2021 by themodernage
Giru-Rūku
Mar 4, 2021 by Gau
I finally made the team. This would be for the first Gym Leader, who specializes in Normal-types. So in my fangame... region... idea... thingy, Gym Leaders' Pokemon can have one Tutor move, and all must have the move on the TM said Gym Leader gives to the player. In this case, Return. So anyway, on with the show...

Porygon @ Leftovers / Berry Juice
Ability: Analytic
Level: 10
Brave Nature
EVs: 236 HP / 236 Atk / 36 Def
IVs: 0 Spe
- Zen Headbutt
- Return
- Sharpen
- Conversion

His ace. He always sends out Pikipek first though. Zen Headbutt is first on the list and Fighting coverage. I would've put Return on top due to how I like to order moves, but Zen Headbutt's up there so Porygon can use Conversion to change to a Psychic-type, which turns Zen Headbutt to STAB and helps with Fighting-types. Return is powerful STAB (I'm unsure of the formatting when Pokemon have max friendship which they would have in this case). Sharpen boosts Attack. Conversion's purpose was stated above. While Leftovers isn't usually the best item for low-level Pokemon, it helps heal damage gradually. Considering replacing it with Berry Juice though. 0 Speed IVs and Brave Nature are for a higher chance of Analytic activating.


Pikipek (M) @ Power Herb
Ability: Keen Eye
Level: 9
Adamant Nature
EVs: 212 Atk / 36 SpD / 248 Spe
- Return
- Sky Attack
- Rock Smash
- Growl

The second member of his team. Return is STAB, Sky Attack is STAB that doesn't need to charge with Power Herb, Rock Smash is coverage, Growl because he doesn't have anything better except non-invested Echoed Voice with Adamant Nature. Might make it Echoed Voice anyway. Keen Eye because he has nothing better. Power Herb makes Sky Attack a one-turn hitter, though it only works once.


I'd like your thoughts on it.
Mar 4, 2021 by Gau
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Mar 3, 2021 by Gau