Pyrolameheadiacs
"DORP I JUST MADE MY NEW SONG CALLED 'ENNETH WENT TURD ON A TABLE AT MCDONALD'S'" Parlor Swipple screamed at Gill, who she had been hassling for the past hour. "For the love of the Harvest Goddess, I don't give a crap. All your songs are just 'DORP DERP N PEE REEEEEEE' with some random stuff tossed in." he said. Parlor Swipple became very angry and accidentally swallowed her dentures while denying the fact that her songs were exactly what her songs were. "STOP! I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!" Chase screamed in the background. Pika was chasing Chase to Chase's House so she could huggle him for a wish for the Purple Bell. Chase didn't want to be huggled in the first place, but Pika was also suffering a severe nosebleed and wanted to blow her nose on his shirt sleeve. Luke then accidentally ran Chase over with his unicycle while juggling infants. Gill considered just listening to the crappy Parlor Swipple song, but then slapped himself across the face. Whatever Pika was doing couldn't be much worse than Parlor Swipple, so he ran to follow them. Thanks to Luke accidentally running Chase over, Pika could now huggle him. The only issue is that the infants Luke was juggling were now breaking down in tears. It was safe to say that Chase's friendship hearts weren't increasing. Pika was about to blow her nose on his shirt sleeve, but when she saw Gill, she blew her nose on his shirt sleeve instead and smiled happily at him. He glared at her and reminded himself to wash the bloody snot off of his shirt later. "For frick's sake, did you need to shoot bloody snot all over my clothes?!" he cried. "Bloody snot!" Pika cried and rolled around laughing, for she thought he was just attaching 'bloody' onto it and not referencing the fact that it was bloody. Before Gill could retort, Parlor Swipple, biting off her toes on one foot and jumping with the other, 'sang' "OHHHHHHHH ENNETH TURDED ON A TABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AT MCDONALD'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND IN MY DERPY MEAAAAAAAAAAAAL" Of course, no one cared what 'Enneth' did as long as he was five trillion miles away from them. Sadly, he was not, as he fell from the sky and landed on top of one of the infants. "FACT CHECK DERP I DID TURRRRRRRRRRRRD" he 'sung'. Of course, the infant who was crushed under his Rubik's Cube that was filled with diet tonic water was not pleased. When he got out, he took a match and lit N's foot on fire. N looked down at the fire. "OMDERP PEELOR SWIPPOOP YOU WANT TO MARRY ME" he screamed and huggled the fire. Of course, it just spread to the rest of his body. "OMG ENNETH YOU'RE DERPING CHEATING ON ME WITH PARLOR SWIPPLE" Parlor Swipple screamed. "I DORPING HATE YOU PEE KAY I'M MARRYING PARLOR SWIPPLE" N replied, mistaking Parlor Swipple for Primal. The frocky whee heads stared at the scene in a very bored manner as N argued with 'Primal' about marrying 'Parlor Swipple', and he didn't notice the intense pain of being on fire. Gill had been performing card tricks for three hours before N finally noticed something. "WAIT DERP THIS ISN'T PARLOR SWIPPLE THAT'S PARLOR SWIPPLE" "NO I'M DERPING NOT I'M PEE KAY" Parlor Swipple insisted. "OH SORRY DORP I HATE YOU PEE KAY" Then N noticed he was on fire and screamed "DORP DORP DORP DORP DORP" and jumped around while wildly flailing his arms and legs before pouring gasoline on himself in hopes that it would douse his fire. Obviously, it didn't. Then he took the infant's matches and desperately lit them and simply added to the flame. The frocky whee heads took selfies of themselves with N on fire just for the frick of it despite hating selfies. When Primal finally came out, N screamed "DORP JOSH KOOL HELP ME" Of course, Primal wasn't Josh Kool. "Yeah sure." he replied and Thundered N and Parlor Swipple into space where they became flaming dorp comets forever.
The end.
Mar 1, 2021
by
Gau
