Wall for BottomlessSea (page 81)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH CANDACE IS GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO A DERP MCFACE SOMEDAY AND THEN JULIUS WILL EAT ALL OF MY SHOES
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My new favorite quote I posted on X's wall.

My thoughts on other peoples' kids on AP:


Heath: Adorable.

Dakota: Cute I guess but sorta creepy.

Vivian: She looks like a snob and also her father is cuter than her.

Van: Rather cute in a way.

Angie: Cute but weird.

Lucy: She's meh and also a shame to Luke's bloodline.

Roy: Adorable.

Matt: Cute in a way.

Look at this guy: https://harvestmoon.fandom.com/wiki/Damon_(PoOT)

https://fogu.com/hm/animal_parade/your_kids.php

My remarks about random events in AP:

"Go to bed on a snowy Winter night and you might be awaken by a knock on the door. The traveling snowman, Rob Frost has lost his nose and is hoping that you might have seen it."
For god's sake can that snowman not tell that carrots are out of season?

"After you meet the Harvest Goddess, visit the mayor's house in Harmonica Town. As you walk inside you'll find Hamilton stuck head-first in his fireplace!"
I'm glad he's a mayor and not Santa Claus.

"As Barbara enlarges the size of her shop in Garmon Mine district, she will have special treasure maps for sale in the book inventory."
Oh yes magical tragical treasure maps on sale at Parlor Swipple's Magical Tragical Dorp shop.

"Jin tells you the bird was at the graveyard because it was there visiting the grave of a girl that it was in love with. The girl was sick and eventually died, so the bird brings flowers to her grave."
Ah yes birds in love with dead people. Lovely.

"Walk through the Fugue Forest until you reach the first clearing, where you'll find the Wizard and Witch fighting over a Fugue Mushroom."
For frick's sake they could just tell me if they wanted one I'd give Wizard one. Witch could get a can of N instead.

"Gill is becoming annoyed with Luke's showboating, and begins to regret asking Luke for help. The carpenter says he's sorry and Gill thinks all is well again, until Luke begins to brag that he can combine a chair and the desk together!"
OH MY GOD LUKEY DO IT

"Kathy is concerned that her horse likes Renee better than her, but Renee tells her that's not true. The horse is sad on days that Kathy doesn't stop by."
I'd be happy when Kathy didn't stop by, myself...

"Luna isn't impressed, and calls Selena dumb for thinking her clothes are sexy."
Yes because Selena looks like a fricking cremated N mixed with skunk tails and Parlor Swipple eyeballs that was hidden behind a radiator and got vinegar spilled on it for three weeks before emerging in a humanoid shape.

"Irene thinks they're trouble making has gone on for long enough. She demands they confess up to their little prank and return the items they took."
If I was them, I'd say "NO! I DON'T WANNA!" and throw five hundred kiddy temper tantrums.

"Inside the shop and you'll find Phoebe talking to Candace. Phoebe has brought a yarn making machine and is trying to explain to Candace how easy it is to use. It will help her make sweaters faster!"
Oh yay sweetars go foost.

"It seems that the two sisters had an agreement that they'd tell one another if they had a crush on a boy. Luna is angry because her sister didn't tell her about the boy that she likes!"
I can tell anyone about the boy I like. If they want shattered eardrums at least.

"Calvin explains that the writings on the wall are about 1000 years old and are valuable to all of humanity."
Yes because 1000 year old writing in a mine is super important.

"The map tells you to look for a thin object that sparkles and watches over the sea. From there, you take 5 steps south and 10 steps east. The map also contains a warning; you can't show it to anyone else. The warning is signed by the great pirate, Jonney."
If I took five steps south and ten steps east I'd probably crash into my lamp or TV or something and shatter my toe.

"At the graveyard, you and Finn hear a strange sobbing noise. Finn wonders if it's that crybaby sprite, Edge. The two of you are giggling about Edge when suddenly you are frightened as a crying ghost appears from one of the graves!"
Oh spooky I so scared.

"Now Taylor is annoyed about his sister's "child" remark. Anissa continues to tell him that only children refuse to eat carrots, which makes him even more angry as he does not believe there's any connection to eating carrots and adulthood."
No there is not Taylor don't worry.

"You can get a little bit of a boost to the heart levels of the wild animals by giving them honey."
OK I can get my character from ToT. Luke always calls her honey.

"In the morning, instead of a boxed lunch given to you by your lovely spouse, he/she will be brooding in the kitchen."
If my husband was brooding in the kitchen I'd just try to do a tap dance and see what happened. Most likely I'd know what being tossed out a window felt like.

XDXDXD

A r e n t t h e y a l l ?

Groudon is literally a landlord

Indeed. And if that fails, tell them that you were given a scroll by a sacred prophet that said "Kyogre > Groudon. And also buy Harvest Moon. If you don't Kyogre will be bumped down to PU and Groudon will rise to AG forever.", so you're desperate to get it so that Kyogre never falls and Groudon never rises. XD

Oh yeah, that is a problem. XD

Tell them that Gill contacted you in a dream where you had to yeet Hauheads at a Greninja and told you "BUY HARVEST MOON FOR THE SWITCH RIGHT NOW". XD