Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BottomlessSea (page 82)

All's fair in love and axes.
Feb 21, 2021 by Gau
Luke: "I'm Luke! I have the most bestest axe skills of anyone around here! Nice to meet ya!"
Me: "MARRY ME"
Feb 21, 2021 by Gau
Yes, 7k would be good wouldn't it. . . Good luck.
Feb 21, 2021 by IsItReallyTho
https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/national-dex-ag-mega-thread.3672423/post-8759574 You had be interested in. They will also add new samples as well in future
Feb 21, 2021 by Tensa Zangetsu
Parlor Swipple's latest song:

"ABABPABPPBPBAPBPBAPPBPBPPABPBPABPPABPBPAPBPBAAAAAAAA DOOORRR-RRR-RRRRRRRRRRRRRPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ATTTTTADATATAAAAAAAT X IS CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE AND SO I TURD IN JULIUS'S EARRINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOHHHHHH OOOOOHHHHHH TOOOOOOOOOOOT TOE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT OHETH EMETH GEETH GAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TATATTATTATATATTATATATATATATA KLEEEEEEEEEET DORPPPY DER"
Feb 21, 2021 by Gau
X And The Chimney Mystery


X returned to his house and relaxed on the couch. Of course, just then someone knocked on the door. He got up and opened it to see Gill spinning a tiny fire tornado on his hand, Luke with wings, and a tied-up Selena who was singing Parlor Swipple songs via telepathy. "Oh, did I miss the freak pageant?" X asked bitterly. "No, but you might miss a real one! We're gonna have a torturing Selena show, wanna come?" X, of course, did not, so he slammed the door. He fell asleep on the couch and woke up halfway inside his chimney. He had no idea how he got there, but he dropped down and crawled back onto the couch. So for days and days, he kept waking up in the chimney, and on one instance in the toaster. He was mad, so he decided to fake sleep that night. He knew he could catch the culprits. But they never came. No one entered his house that night. He fell asleep in the middle of the day... and once again woke up in the chimney. He was furious. Every day, it was the chimney. So he stormed into town, searching for the people he suspected. He eventually found them about to saw Selena in half at their newest show. He stormed onstage and pointed his finger at Luke and Gill. "You! You've been putting me in the chimney every night! Explain yourself!" he yelled. They glanced at each other. "We have?" Luke asked. X's jaw dropped. Were they lying that they had done it? Or had someone else stuck him in the chimney? The crowd booed because X had interrupted the show, so he left and Selena was sawed in half before being carried into the air by Luke and being dropped in a large fire tornado. He went to sleep that night and once again woke up in the chimney. He became sure that Luke and Gill were doing it, so he followed them around, yelling and cursing. They were annoyed at first, but eventually began to just ignore him and pretend he wasn't there. No matter what he did, they never acknowledged his existence. He knew that he'd never get any evidence that they'd done it if they didn't speak. But it was too late. They never spoke to him again.

The end.
Feb 20, 2021 by Gau
Hi there. Almost 7k points poggers for you.
Feb 20, 2021 by IsItReallyTho
I made some songs today. They're paraodies of parodies. Here's my first one: Parlor Swipple Got Run Over By A Horsie.


Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

She had just broken up with N
For the millionth time this week
So she chased Luke into a river
And screamed about murdering a leek
Of course, she began to 'sing'
About evil noodles and N being 'hot'
This annoyed the frick out of Gilly
Who hit her and tied her neck in a knot

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Now she's singing pathetic 'songs'
About her feelings being hurt
Crying about Gilly being a meanie
And prancing around in a Julius-colored skirt
So now we're supposed to go along (No way)
With this charade and stupidity
And cry and whine into her shoulder
While singing praises about her 'bravery' (Frick no)

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Now she's ticked as frick
And calling us a rude name
Which is usually just 'pee hed'
And saying we're the ones who are lame
I can't stand her stupidity
She's just a baked bean-fueled clown
So we'll explode her with a time bomb
And throw a festival in the town

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe

Parlor Swipple got run over by a horsie
Stalking us to our house New Year's Eve
People can tell us she's a great singer
But as for me, in that I can't believe
Feb 19, 2021 by Gau
oh nothing just pizza
Feb 19, 2021 by themodernage