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Parlor Swipple's Other Attempt At Getting A New Boyfriend Because She Has No Life - Part 1


Parlor Swipple was peeking under bed cushions and injecting grapefruit juice into her eyeballs when she saw something 'horrific'. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEE DORP A LOVE LETTER" she screamed. It was adressed to N. She opened it and it said "i thnk u shuld ues dwagen scent on ur migikerp" and it was signed 'Imaginary RMT Noob'. Of course, she flipped out. "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU'RE A PEE BRIAN I'M GOING TO TURD ON YOUR BAKED BEANS AND BREAK THE DERP UP WITH YOU" N then walked in and went "DERRRRRRR-RRRRR-RRRRRRRRRR-RRR-RRRRRRRRR-RRRPEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and ate himself before kerploding into oblivion. Parlor Swipple remembered her last attempt at getting a boyfriend and how it had ended horribly for her. She then decided that repeating what she did last time was a perfect idea and went into the Harvest Moon dimension. Pika, Gill, and Luke were playing Truth or Dare and embarrassing the frick out of each other. Gill was just getting ready to dare Luke to do something crazy. "Hmm... I dare you to-" "HI DERPLINGS" Parlor Swipple screamed while trying to make herself sound attractive, which caused nearby cats to drown themselves in boiling water and/or make fish eat them. "Oh great." Gill said. Pika casually sung songs about snobby fake friends which tempted the boys to sing along with her as Parlor Swipple went on. "I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN DERP WHO WANTS TO SIGN UP" She was completely ignored, however. "OK I'LL PICK DERP" Then she stood there for five years, by which time Pika and the boys had left. And when she finally decided on Luke again, they were gone and she ended up screaming at Toby. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YOU ABOMBIDEABLE OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT PEE HED YOU SCAREDED OFF MY BOYFRIEND DORP" Toby, however, couldn't understand a word she said and walked away. She then ran in two million and seventy-eight circles before deciding to track down Luke instead of running in two million and seventy-eight more circles. She yeeted herself over Mt. Gelato for no reason and then yeeted herself to Pika's house before promptly falling through the roof and almost on top of Pika's cat. No one but the cat and Parlor Swipple were there. So then she burrowed for some reason to Dale's Carpentry and broke in through the window with a baked bean bazooka. "OMPEE LUKE I WANT TO MARRY YOU SO I CAN DERPILY SERENADE YOU AND DUNK YOU IN THE TOILET" Luke imagined that and nearly threw up as Bo and Dale gave Parlor Swipple 'wtf are you on' looks. She grabbed Luke's arm and tried to tow him away, but he cut her hand off with his axe and jumped out the window. Parlor Swipple magically grew another hand and chased after Luke, but then noticed Gill. "OMDERP GILL I WANT TO SMOOCH THE TRAIN HORSE YOU MADE OF POTS AND PANS" "You want to what now?" he asked. But before Parlor Swipple could traumatize him by trying to kiss him, N ran up to her. "POOLOR SWIPPEE I DIED MY HAIR JULIUS LET'S GET BACK THE DERP TOGETHER AGAIN" N begged. "NO YOU DORPING PEETH HED I'M GOING TO GET A NEW BOYFRIEND WHO APPRECIATES MY SINGING FARTS" she replied stubbornly. In the middle of their argument, Parlor Swipple noticed that Gill had disappeared. In fact, he had disappeared ages ago, but Parlor Swipple's tiny brain that she may or may not have was just now noticing it. "CATCH YOUR TURDS LATER YOU DORP HED" she screamed and ran off in the opposite direction Gill had left as she thought it was the right way. N began to mournfully sing 'I Have A Knee Made Of Pee Like My Brain And My Eyes', but then decided that he needed a plan to make Parlor Swipple get back together with him again. And he realized that it might just take one of his mortal enemies to do it.

To be continued...

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(parapsychology) Initialism of psychokinesis.
(video games, role-playing games) Initialism of player kill, player killing or player killer.
(computing, databases) Initialism of primary key.
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Definition of pk

Too repetitive

But I retired

I reached 1800 elo in National Dex AG before

Harvest Moon wiki: "This article is about Luke, a character from Animal Parade. You may be looking for Luke, a character from Tree of Tranquility."
Me: "Take a wild guess buster."

Yeah, that's my favorite too. :3

I imagined Selena trying to get into a romantic relationship with Luke, and Pika flirting with Luke just to tick her off. And then Tom and Jerry-like chaos erupts and long story short Gill runs Selena and her horse made of Parlor Swipple albums over with his horse made of pots and pans with train wheels for legs and feet.

"Yeah, N rangers: Pee was pretty dull" -PrimalKyogre 2021

Epically deddy ded Selena. XD

And I'm glad! :3

Selena: "(knocks on my door very loudly and I open it) OMG PIKA I FELL IN LOVE WITH LUKE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP I'M TRYING TO FORM"
Me: "(breaks chicken egg over her head and ties her up before dropping her into a river and then launching her into the stratosphere on a rocket that says 'SELENA IS DUMB AND DEAD' on it before realizing that everyone is staring at me so I put my hands behind my back and whistle as Selena sings Parlor Swipple songs in space)"

my life died