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I guess lol

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Amazing story! XDXDXD

Favorite part: X talking and the RMT noob talking.

It's sad that you got the second opportunity to edit my posts. Well it's the first time you did for correction, but I promise you won't get anymore opportunities >:)

Parlor Swipple's Identity Crisis


It was a regular day. N and Parlor Swipple had just broken up for the 72847235867970721428.4th time and gotten back together for the 8930547309573957230958239th time. Parlor Swipple smashed her head into a can of baked beans because she thought she was too smart for a can opener. However, this can of baked beans was harder than her other ones, and she fell over backwards. When she came to, which took about four weeks, she said "DORP I'M PETUNIA WHINER AND I GO DERP" She then yeeted herself off of a cliff while singing I Eat All Of My Baby's Feet So She Can't Walk And Then Turd In My Pants And Make Her Eat My Eardrums. She sadly survived and went to the Harvest Moon dimension, where the people were suffering the effects of the latest craze: Pika And The Harvest Boys, Pika's thirteenth band. Parlor Swipple was stunned as Pika sung while Luke and Gill played a banjo and harmonica respectively. Why? Nobody knows. "OH EM PEE THEY AREN'T LISTENING TO MY DERPING SOONGS" Parlor Swipple screamed before spazzing over to them. "I'M PETUNIA WHINER AND I GO BEEP TURD LISTEN TO MY SONGS DORP" she screamed before breaking into 'song'. "BAAAAAHHHHHUUUUGGGGHHHH MY HEAD IS NAMEDED TUUUUUURRRRRRDDDDDD AND I MOCKETH SCREIT AND AM OBSOLETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH I ATED GILL'S METAL HORSIEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AND NO I AREN'T AM'T NOT'T PARLOR DORPING SWIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TURDIE TURDSSSSSSSS ARE STUCK IN RATS' EARHOLEEEEEEEEEEES THAT I EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" There was dead silence. Pika ate a chocolate bar and juggled cakes. Gill did a jig with his harmonica and Luke played his banjo like it was an electric guitar and soon they had a good thing going and Pika pranced around. Parlor Swipple jaw dropped. The ragtag band was five hundred million trillion times better than any toxic waste that came out of her mouth. She shoved Gill's harmonica down his throat and he ate it. Then he sighed and ate some baked beans, making him throw up. He took his harmonica out of the pile of baked beans and vomit and wiped it off before playing it again. Parlor Swipple was steamed. "AHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO MY BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO POOOOOOOOOO IN MY TOILET BED FULL OF PIDGEONS THAT GO 'COOOOOOO' DOR-DOR-DOR-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP" Parlor Swipple 'sang'. Luke hit her over the head with a pan he had borrowed from Gill and continued to play his banjo. Parlor Swipple poured acid made of baked beans on it and it melted into nothingness. He grabbed a new banjo and dumped baked bean acid on Parlor Swipple's head. Sadly she was just fine. Pika was juggling axes, and when Parlor Swipple tried to sing, she just juggled them onto Parlor Swipple's head and gave her some magical tragical head indents. She then continued to juggle and sing. Parlor Swipple was furious. Suddenly, the unicycle that Pika happened to be on was snatched out from under her, and she fell onto the ground as her axes hit her. She rubbed her head and the music stopped. "What's going on here?!" Gladion yelled. Pika, Luke, and Gill glanced at each other before pointing at Parlor Swipple. Gladion promptly beat the frick out of her and yeeted her into the ocean so she'd get beat up by Primal, who was bored but happy to oblige. "Wanna join the band?" Pika asked. "Sure!" Gladion said happily. Then they played epical music. Parlor Swipple was still getting beat up by Primal when N appeared with a Julius hairdo. "OMDERPYG PARLER SWIPPEL" he screamed and yeeted himself at Primal. "I'M NOT DERPING PARLOR SWIPPLE I'M PETUNIA WHINER" she screamed as N was Thundered. Primal Ice Beamed them and blasted them into space with an Origin Pulse. "OMPEE I REMEMBERED WHO THE DORP I WAS N LET'S GET MARRIED AGAIN" Parlor Swipple screamed as they flew through space, incased in ice. "ODERPINGK" N replied. They tried to kiss each other, but then smashed into X's house, right into the chair he was about to sit down in, which was knocked into the center of the moon. X moaned and facepalmed.

The end.

I just remembered something from a dream I had today.

Random person: "What's a gamer?"
Me: "A frocky whee head."
Random person: "What's a frocky whee head?"
Me: "Someone who drinks a lot."
Random person: "what"
You: "what"

Parlor Swipple's Other Attempt At Getting A New Boyfriend Because She Has No Life - Part 3


"SO PARLOR SWIPPLE BROKE THE DORP UP WITH ME AND IS CHASING LUKE AROUND AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET HER BACK TOGETHER WITH ME" N said. "And... why should I do that?" "BECAUSE IT'S A DERPING NICE THING TO DO" "That already makes me not want to do it." Pika replied. N jaw dropped. "YOU DARN FROCKY WHEE DORP HEAD I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP" "I heard." "THEN HELP ME DERP" "Not that simple." N thought for a while about ways to bribe her, but realized there wasn't anything he had that she'd like. He was about to ask her to help him again, but was smacked in the head by a pan as Gill approached Pika's house. He fell to the ground with an ear-splitting 'DORP' and Gill waved in a friendly manner. "Hey, Pika, everyone was impressed with your performance. Aside from Parlor Swipple, of course, but she barely even counts as a person. Anyway, everyone's hoping you could perform again." "Ooh, really?! Tell me more!" And then Pika and Gill waltzed off, chattering nonstop. N had overheard this and was now thinking. A bent-over lightbulb that illuminated with a baked bean color appeared over his head and he ran off to go find Parlor Swipple. Pika rehersed her act, and by the time it was the day to perform, she was ready. In the town square, people were gathered. It was time for Pika's act. Of course, it was Pika singing and dancing with the boys. The Gelato Mine music clicked on as she begun. "Clouds cover the moon, my eyes close again... forced to dream of things that are darker than the night... I'm scared without you, without you, without you... please come for me, I'm waiting for you... I can't stay here, I can't last much longer, so please come, please come and take me back..." Parlor Swipple and N were disgusted by her song, which obviously meant it was good. But what really disgusted Parlor Swipple was that Luke was up there with Gill and Pika. "Coldness seeps in through the walls, not a life to be seen... I can feel myself shivering as rain pours onto the ground... please take me from the cold, please take me from the darkness, take from this place, take me back... let me stay in your arms, let me see your face, take me back, take me back, to what I know..." Then the song ended and they bowed as the crowd went wild. "DOPR I'M A MUCH BETTERER PERFORMANCER THAN HER" Parlor Swipple screamed. "INDEED DORP THESE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND" N yelled. Parlor Swipple marched up onstage and stared Luke straight in the face, and the sight of her face made him cringe. "PIKA IS A PEE HED YOU DERPING LIKE MY MUSIC RIGHT" "Uh no actually your music the worst screechy piece of garbage I've ever heard in my life." Luke replied with a smile. Parlor Swipple couldn't believe her ears that she apparently had which was doubtful judging by her songs. "OMPEE DORP LUKE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU" Luke, Gill, and Pika glanced at each other. "How can you break up with me when we're not in a relation-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY DORPING FEELINGS WERE HORTEEEEEEEEEEED I'M GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH N" N then had a breakdancing spaz seizure upstage and him and Parlor Swipple kissed as the boys debated poking their eyes out and Pika nearly vomited. Then Gill's trusty metal horse drove down N's throat and another drove down Parlor Swipple's and they were dragged into space and into the moon before sadly crashing into X's moon house which made him groan and facepalm because he still couldn't escape the drama. "So, Pika..." Luke began as Pika casually ate a plate of mac and cheese, plate, fork, and all. As she crunched on the plate she glanced at him in acknowledgement. "I wanted to say that I... I LIKE-" But before he could finish his sentence and ask Pika out, Gill hit him with a pan and stole his axe for no reason before running off. Pika then shrugged and stole his bandana and paraded around with it. He eventually woke up in a state of mass confusion while wondering who took his bandana.

The end.

Parlor Swipple's Other Attempt At Getting A New Boyfriend Because She Has No Life - Part 2


It was a festival, and like at any festival, Pika was bored. She was so bored, in fact, that she decided to make the festival a bit more entertaining. When Parlor Swipple somehow managed to find the festival, she saw people crowded around Pika. Pika was playing a keyboard with one foot by bouncing on it, using her other foot for an accordian, playing the piano with one hand, the drums with the other, and also playing a harmonica. Somehow, the song sounded like Gelato Mine in a way. Everyone looked to be enjoying it. Except for Parlor Swipple, who was furious that Luke was there and watching the show. In fact, he had a front-row seat. There were no rows or seats but whatever he was the closest person by. "YOU DERPING PEE HED" Parlor Swipple screamed, marching up to Pika in the middle of her performance and trying to whack her foot with a pan. Of course, she kept missing by a long shot, but then the keyboard fell apart and Pika stopped. "Ah! My keyboard!" she cried. "I'M MUCH BETTERER AT ENTERTAINING THAN YOU ARE YOU DORP BREATH" Pika was rather ticked, but said "OK, fine! If you're so good at entertaining that you have to stop the other performers, then show all of us!" "I DERPING WILL PEE HED" She then ran off and came back to start something that couldn't be called a performance. She was blasting fourteen of her songs at once and singing a fifteenth song while vomiting baked beans on peoples' shoes and playing ads in the background while slamming her head into the pavement. "This sucks! Boo!" Luke yelled as Gill charged at her with a pan before hitting her head with it so many times that he shaped her head into the word 'LAME'. Her head returned to normal and she gave him looks. She hit him with a can of baked beans, but he was unfazed and hit her head with the pan a few more times. This went on for a while, with Parlor Swipple's head being shaped into a wide variety of things, from a wilting flower to a speaker to a Marill. Pika then began to make baby noises for no reason and blasted a Bau Triller remix as an epic RPG-style battle broke out between Gill and Parlor Swipple. It was all about timing, like in Super Mario RPG, and Pika clapped her hands every time Gill consecutively hit Parlor Swipple with the pan. She even got Luke to join in as everyone enjoyed the spectacle of Parlor Swipple getting panned in the head. "Nice! Good! Great! Wonderful! Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!" were the excited chants as Gill pulled off fourteen consecutive pan attacks. Then it was the quite mangled Parlor Swipple's turn, and she tossed a can of baked beans at Gill. However, he dodged. "Miss!" Luke laughed as they all began to laugh at how horrible her aim was. She was so mad, but then Gill unleashed a special move where he rode his pots and pans horse with train wheels for legs and feet that Parlor Swipple had planned to smooch down Parlor Swipple's throat. Of course, he hopped off of it before he was eaten, and now Parlor Swipple had a horse thingy in her stomach that drove her off a cliff. Gill did a victory dance as he gained enough EXP to level up. Everyone decided that it would now be the Parlor Swipple Got Driven Off A Cliff By Gill's Metal Horse Thingy Festival and began to celebrate again as Pika got a new keyboard. N had been watching the whole time, and he knew that Parlor Swipple wouldn't give up on Luke just because Gill had driven a metal horse down her throat. So after the festival ended, he rather creepily stalked Pika back to her house, and then knocked on the door. She opened it, but when she saw N with his Julius haircut, she slammed the door. "OPEN THE DERPING DOOR YOU PEE HED I NEED YOUR HELP" he yelled. "My help to do what?! Help you graduate from Kosh Jool Academy?!" Pika yelled back from behind the door. "NO IT'S ABOUT PARLOR SWIPPLE AND THAT DORPING FROCKY WHEE HEAD LUKE" Pika decided that N was far too stupid to be decieving her, so she opened the door and glared at him, hands on her hips. "All right, get explaining."

To be continued...