Pokémon Rate My Team

Wall for BottomlessSea (page 92)

I’m good! (Despite being pinned down by my cat XD)
Jan 22, 2021 by Dyla N
Hi, um thanks for explaining the vision thing. I guess i oughta put it back on my file someday huh? Anyway thanks!

And while i’m here, how are you doing?
Jan 22, 2021 by Dyla N
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay!
Jan 22, 2021 by ~Obstagoon-Marnie~
fair
Jan 22, 2021 by Amethyst
"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STATING LYCANROC'S TYPE"
AKA Part 2 of today's Spamming Primal's Wall With Links

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=272866#a272866
Stating its type is pointless, there's too many spaces, it's Jolly Nature not Nature: Jolly, the HP EV doesn't have a capital P, all that fun stuff.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=273979#a273979
Not Showdown!-importable which is nothing new I just dunno how else to word it.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=293766#a293766
The nature, the EVs, the separate moves...

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=312184#a312184
EVs should be separated by slashes.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=272923#a272923
See first link on this wall post.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=275509#a275509
EVs should be separated by slashes.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=280360#a280360
Moves separate from the moveset, stating its type is pointless, could use a couple spaces in the EVs section.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=284685#a284685
Not Showdown!-importable.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=286703#a286703
...Why do people keep stating its type? Anyway, 6 EVs is useless and the section could use some spaces, it's Adamant Nature, not Nature: Adamant.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=296329#a296329
Needs LOTS of editing.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=304462#a304462
Same old song.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=315169#a315169
Could use quite a bit of editing.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=317082#a317082
Needs a bit of editing, has no EVs, might need to flag it or edit them in.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=326078#a326078
EVs should be separated by slashes.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/272863/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-lycanroc?show=343395#a343395
Same old song again.
Jan 22, 2021 by Gau
https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=292973#a292973
It should be Timid Nature, not Nature: Timid. The EVs should be seperated by slashes. Also "HP Ice" should probably be "Hidden Power [Ice]".

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=293743#a293743
It's King's Rock not Kings Rock. It should be Timid Nature, not Nature: Timid. The EVs should be "252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe". The moves are separate from the moveset.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=293311#a293311
It should be Modest Nature, not Nature: Modest (seriously how many of these are there). Moves are separate from the moveset.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=293719#a293719
Lacks lots of spaces, the whole nature thing again, moves separate from the moveset.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=294194#a294194
The EVs should be "252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe". The nature AGAIN. Also the bullet dot thingies. I've been neglecting to mention that.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=298093#a298093
Firium Z is misspelled, it's not Trait, it's Ability, the EVs for the umpteenth time, the nature again, moves separate from the moveset.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=300078#a300078
The EVs, the nature, moves separate from the moveset.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=305927#a305927
Lots of edits neccecary to make THIS Showdown!-importable.

https://pokemondb.net/pokebase/292961/what-is-a-good-moveset-for-naganadel?show=305960#a305960
EVs and Nature, moves separate from the moveset, I think things are out of order a bit.
Jan 22, 2021 by Gau
I feel like it's been said that it doesn't matter as much with comments
Jan 22, 2021 by Amethyst
Why do you bump old posts just to edit a single comment
Jan 22, 2021 by Amethyst
The Adventures Of Primal In Lameheadland


"I GOT A SHINY KYOGRE!" Primal screamed joyously, which was kinda odd as he was a Kyogre himself. He held up the Poke Ball proudly in front of Hau, who was in his malasada trash can and eating malasadas. Then, mistaking the Poke Ball for a malasada, he grabbed it from Primal and tossed it into his trash can. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Primal screamed and leapt in after it. However, he seemed to be falling into an endless pit. He eventually reached the bottom, which looked to be underground. "Where... where am I? How the frick is this in a trash can?" he asked himself. He looked around. His Poke Ball was nowhere in sight. He decided he'd find it no matter what, so he continued on a path. He eventually reached an opening and went outside. But everywhere he looked, there were music album after music album after music album. Just mountains of them. He heard someone scream and decided to investigate. The source of the screaming was an eleven year old girl in a tuxedo who was trying to break free of some lady's grasp as she tried to feed her pureed baked beans. "What the frick is going on here?!" Primal cried. They both noticed him. "OMDERPYG CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO FORCE-FEED THIS GIRL BAKED BEANY PUREED YUM" screeched the lady. Primal nearly gagged. "Who in the frick are you?!" "DORP HA HA START THE MUSIC" Suddenly, a crappy rap played in the background, which the lady sung to. "OH EM GEE DEEEERRRRP CAN'T YOU SEE WHO I AAAAAAAAM I AM PARLOR SWIIIIIIIPLE QUEEN OF ALBUMY TRASH AND I PEE MY PANTS AND IN YOUR SODAS TOOOOOOO DORP" Primal sat there with a 'wtf' look on his face. "THAT WAS MY LATEST HIT CALLED 'QUEEN OF ALBUMY TRASH' WASN'T IT DERPING WONDERFUL" "Ah yes, magnificently marvelous and wonderfully fantastical. Now go jump off a bridge." Primal replied. "OK DERP" And then Parlor Swipple ran off and jumped off of a bridge which broke her bones. She left the girl behind, however. "Oh Arceus, I thought I was done for..." she said, crying. "Well, you're not. See ya, gotta track down a Shiny Kyogre." "Shiny Kyogre?! Can I see it?!" "Uh, who even are you?" "Oh, I'm Pika! I'd introduce ya to Gladion, but I haven't been able to find him recently. That's why I'm here in this corner of Lameheadland. It's stupid and lame but eh. Gla-Gla's more important. Oh, hey! Maybe you could help me search for him!" The more Primal looked at Pika's eager eyes, the more he wanted to leave her behind. "OK, sure, whatever." "YAY!" They adventured to the other side of Lameheadland, Primal on the lookout for a Poke Ball and Pika on the look out for Gladion. Then they reached a giant castle. "Oh boy..." Pika whimpered. "What?" "That's N's Castle. He's the most lameheaded person in Lameheadland, even more than Parlor Swipple, if you can believe it. He likes to collect all the stuff that comes down here and trade them for baked beans. And... I have a feeling that's where your Shiny Kyogre is, since N makes his Josh Kool alts pick up every piece of stray everything." Pika explained. Primal blasted the door into pieces with a Water Spout, as 'I have a feeling that's where your Shiny Kyogre is' was enough for him. They adventured up to the peak of the castle, which took hours because they kept slipping on baked bean puree. When they reached the top, Pika nearly had a heart attack. "GLADION!" she screamed. Gladion was chained up and N had put him in a ballerina outfit so he was planning homicide. Primal tried hard not to laugh. And failed. The room was decked in baked beans and had N x Parlor Swipple drawings on the walls as well as Parlor Swipple music playing. "OMDORP" N screamed. Gladion snapped out of his wonderful killing N fantasy and noticed Pika and Primal. "Pika! What are you doing here?! Arceus, I'm so glad you missed my dance routine N made me do..." Then Primal noticed N had a Poke Ball. "GIVE ME THAT POKE BALL!" he screamed and used Water Spout, but N blocked it with a baked bean shield. Then N leapt at Pika and pinned her to the ground. "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT BAKED BEANS ALL DAY EVERY DAY AND LISTEN TO PARLOR SWIPPLE MUSIC AND YOU'LL DERPILY MARRY MY JOSH KOOL ALTS" he screeched. Pika screamed in terror and flailed as Primal got his Poke Ball back. Suddenly, the chains holding Gladion burst into pieces, he was so angry. "UH-DERPY-OH" Gladion pulled N off Pika and beat the crap out of him with a chain before tossing him out of a window and into a river which happened to be the one Parlor Swipple was in so the two of them had a broken-bones wedding. Pika huggled Gladion so tightly he risked spine damage. Primal, after saying goodbye, returned home to his world. "HI PRIMAL WANT SOME SHAUNA HEAD MALASADAS?" Hau screamed at him. Primal shoved a picture of N and Parlor Swipple kissing that he had picked up by accident down his throat and left.

The end.
Jan 21, 2021 by Gau
Lisia's Fan Cult


It was a regular day in Hoenn. Lilycove City was bustling as always, and the cult of Lisia fans were derpily roleplaying and shipping Lisia with her Altaria, Ali. As they huggled derpy Lisia plushies, the most recent Master Rank Cuteness Contest was on TV. It was some nerd and her Illumise, another nerd and her Luvdisc, Lisia and Ali, and Pika and Primal. "DERP LISIA'S GONNA WIN SO HARD" said one of Lisia's fans. They watched and yeeted Lisia merchandise at each other as Ali Mega Evolved and did a snazzy super movey thingy. But then Primal pulled off a snazzy super movey thingy as well. Jaws agape, the Lisia fans watched. Then Primal pulled off another snazzy super movey thingy while singing Bau Triller, and the crowd went wild. The Contest soon ended, and they were about to display the results. "OMDERP LISIA CAN'T LOSEY LOOSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE" said a Lisia fan. But lo and behold Lisia lost to Pika and Primal. The Lisia fans had mental breakdowns and tossed themselves out windows. Eventually they came to what you may call their senses. "LIKE DERP LISIA WAS HEAVY WHIPPING CREAMED" "YEAH SO WHAT DO WE DERPING DO" They sat around on their rear ends for a while before coming to a conclusion. "DERPY PEE LET'S BECOME PIKA FANS" They decided this was a 'good' idea and ran into the Contest Hall. Pika was eating mac and cheese in a corner and Primal was scribbling derpy faces on pictures of N despite his face already being derpy. "LOOK THERE SHE DERPING IS" one of Lisia's former fans shouted. Pika looked up from licking the cheese sauce off of her plate and saw seven people and a Roselia charging at her. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S MY LUNCH WITH LUKE ALL OVER AGAIN!" she screamed and jumped out a window that the Contest Hall apparently possessed. Primal leapt out as well, but the former Lisia fans chased after them. Primal would've Water Spouted thim, but his only moves were Rest, Sleep Talk, Confide, and Swagger, because Pika was using him for Contests. He decided that passing out, blabbing in his sleep, telling people secrets, and sassily strutting by them wouldn't help the situation, so he fled with Pika. But then the former Lisia fans chased her into the Contest Spectacular Trainer Fan Club, which was a very long name, and she couldn't flee any longer. The former Lisia fans crowded around her, and she realized that they had drawn her face all over the walls but it looked very derpy. "OMG PIKA SHAKE MY HAND PLEASE DERP" "DORP I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE IN KANTO ABOUT YOU" "YOU'RE KIND TO YOUR DERPING POKEMON WOOT WOOT" "LISIA'S FANS ARE LAMEHEADS DEERP" "AAAAAHHHHH YOU'RE SO DERPILY GREAT" "YOU'RE SO CUTE AND I'M BREAKING UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND FOR YOU OK DERP" "MY BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME BUT YOU'RE SO DERPING CUTE THAT I FORGIVE YOU" "INSERT DERPY ROSELIA SOUNDS HERE" Pika was terrified by now and was trying not to have a heart attack. Just then, someone said "DOUBLE-YOU TEE EFF" They turned and saw Lisia walk in. "OH EM GEE I GO TO MAKE MY NEWEST ALBUM WITH N AND PARLOR SWIPPLE CALLED 'I'M A CONTEST STAR WHO PEES ALI'S PANTS' AND THIS IS WHAT I COME HOME TO A PLACE THAT ISN'T MY HOME TO" she screamed. Primal would've questioned how she could pee Ali's pants, as Ali was an Altaria who had no pants, but the former Lisia fan who wanted to be Pika's boyfriend spoke up. "OMDERP LISIA YOU'RE OLD FASHIONED AND OBSOLETE YOU'RE A PEE HEAD I'M GONNA MARRY PIKA" As the former Lisia fans argued with Lisia, Pika had thoughts about Gladion, huggled herself, and cried. In an instant, the former Lisia fans crowded around her again and tried to cheer her up by force-feeding her bottles of diet tonic water. Obviously Pika didn't want the tonic water nor did their efforts cheer her up in the slightest. They actually made her feel worse, which was very surprising. Then they tried to feed Primal some Baked Bean And Parlor Swipple Album Pokeblocks. All of a sudden, he learned Water Spout and blasted the building into smithereens. Gladion had been walking by at the time, and when he saw the former Lisia fans fly through the air on streams of water as they peed their pants, and Lisia herself, he knew something was up. He walked over to the remains of the building and saw Pika and Primal. "GLADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Pika screamed and huggled him. "You know what, I'm not even going to ask." he said. Meanwhile, the former Lisia fans decided to become Lisia fans again and tried to kiss Lisia's eyeballs.

The end.
Jan 21, 2021 by Gau