Wall for BottomlessSea (page 103)

“To answer your question, it’s pretty much just a nonsensical way to say “Taylor Swift” because her songs are horrible and we make fun of them“

I totally kinda agree :P

I see. and yes taylor swift is terrible and ac/dc and le zeppelin are 110% better than her garbage

is parlor swipple some sort of secret message that doesn't mean taylor swift and means something else entirely?

Digiwhees, Digital Whee Heads


In the digital world, a creature called Nmon was planning to take over the digital world and the real world. "PEE DEERPS I CAN EAT THE WORLDS AND TURN THEM INTO BAKEDED BEANS!" Nmon screeched. In the digital world, Gladionmon was looking everywhere with Haumon and Primalmon, searching for Pikamon. "She's been missing all day! Stupid brat..." Gladionmon complained. "Maybe she's around this abandoned-looking building. Not the first time she's done that." Primalmon said. "Yeah, the first time she did that she got stuck in an ancient cupboard." Haumon stated. So they looked in the building. However, Pikamon was stuck in a fenced-off area outside the building and tripping over spiked vines, hurting her ankle. Nmon's henchmon, Parlorswipplemon, wanted to stop them and make them listen to her songs. So she put a box of mac and cheese in the farthest room and waited under a countertop. The boys eventually reached said room. "Hey, what's this?" Gladionmon asked, picking up the box of mac and cheese. The mac and cheese actually had a lameheaded ingredient in it that would make them nearly pass out and become immoble for a while. "Macaroni and cheese... heavy whipping cream included? What? Who the heck puts heavy whipping cream in their pasta?!" he cried before flinging it over his shoulder. It somehow hit Parlorswipplemon on the head, and she screamed "OW OW OWIE OW OWIE MY HEDDY HED DERP!" They turned to see her rise up. "DORP PEE NOW THAT YOU'VE YEETED THE MAC AND CHEESE IT'S TIME FOR A SONG!" "Oh good God no-" "YEEEEEEET REEEEEET PEEEEEET SCREEEEEET I LOVE NMON DORPEEEEEEEET!" They boys fled, much to Parlorswipplemon's dismay. But when they were outside, Pikamon was bawling loudly and they found her with a bleeding ankle and pink-tinted eyes. Obviously she'd been crying for a while. Gladionmon Digivolved into Aethemon and busted the fence into peices with his Guided Shock. "You okay?" he asked. His voice was much more commanding and serious, though it was serious in the first place. "Oh, Aethemon... I-I'm okay..." she breathed. "How did you get in there?" Primalmon asked. "S-Some dumb red thing that looked like a half-baked dinosaur l-locked me in..." "Do you mean... Groudonmon?" Primalmon asked. "Yes, I think so..." "That means the lameheads are coming." "The what?" Haumon asked. "The lameheads. Evil Digiwhees who do stupid things involving baked beans and Parlorswipplemon songs-" "DOOOOORP HORP HEER- OWIE MY THROAT COUGHY DERP!" came a voice. They looked up to see Nmon descending. "Speak of the devil." "DERORP YOU'RE A DEVIL NOW I'LL BE EATING THE WORLD SOON DERP YOU LATER!" Nmon said before disappearing. They all cringed but knew they had to defeat Nmon. So they made their way to his Nmon x Parlorswipplemon castle, Gladionmon, who had de-Digivolved, in the lead. They reached him to see him eating his foot. "OMDERP!" he screamed. "All right, moron. Go to frick or I'll kill you." Gladion growled. "NO DORP I'LL BEAT YOU!" Nmon screamed before Digivolving into the much more massive Lameheadmon, who was covered in baked beans and wearing an Nmon x Parlorswipplemon t-shirt. They decided to Digivolve and beat up Lameheadmon. Gladionmon Digivolved into Aethemon, Pikamon Digivolved into Luckimon, Primalmon Digivolved into Kyogromon, and Haumon Digivolved into Malasmon. Aethemon used Guided Shock, Luckimon used Spin Dance, Kyogromon used Drowning Spray, and Malasmon used Malasada Yeet. Lameheadmon fell. They were about to celebrate when something crawled out of Lameheadmon's mouth. "I JOSHKOOLMON!!!!! I HOPE EVERYBODY IN THIS DIGITAL WORLD DIES AND FIZZMON TO!!!!!!" it said. "Good grief." Aethemon groaned. Suddenly, Joshkoolmon used Stupid Troll, driving the anti-lameheads crazy. Then he attacked them with Alt Blaster, firing alts of himself at them. It dealt devastating blows. They realized that they'd have to Digivolve further, and so Aethemon, Luckimon, Kyogromon, and Malasmon Digivolved into Emeraethermon, Starluckimon, Screekyogromon, and Megamalasmon respectively before unleashing Reflective Beam, Shooting Star, Epical Scree, and Malasada Axe upon Joshkoolmon. He became very mad and said "FUCING JERKS IM THE BEST MON IN THE WORLD AND UR ****HEADS GO GET TRUCKED DIE BY AN OVER AND RUN" Obviously they had no idea what he was talking about, but then he did something horrifying: Digivolve into Frickingdumbaltmon. He grew to many times his size and looked much stupider and unleashed his Alt Army upon them. They were overwhelmed by it. They tried to fight back, but it was no use. They were slammed into the ground and could barely even move. But then Emeraethermon pushed himself up slightly and looked Frickingdumbaltmon right in the eye. Speaking of eyes, his eyes began to glow in so many shades of green that it was simply dazzling. That's when he did the impossible: Digivolve further, into a form called Shadowemerathermon, and unleashed a Shadow Blaster upon Frickingdumbaltmon. He was in shock. "WAHT HOW THE FUC DID U DO THTA" he screeched. Shadowemerathermon wasn't bothered. It was hard for him to be bothered. He was massive, his hair was crackling with electricity, emeralds were on his metal armor, he had giant angel wings, and he looked downright awesome. The others' eyes began to glow as well, and they did what Shadowemerathermon had done. Starluckimon Digivolved into Shimmerstarluckimon, becoming much taller. She had adorable eyes, but her back was lined with deadly, poisonous spikes and she seemed to have stars sparkling around her. Screekyogromon Digivolved into Wheescreekyogromon, becoming covered in icy armor and somehow wielding ice weapons despite not having hands. Megamalasmon Digivolved into Lividmegamalasmon and looking very murderous. His malasada axe became much larger and sharper, and his eyes glowed red. Then they unleashed their attacks: Shadow Blaster, Flaming Starfall, Ice Sword, and Malasada Mauling. The attacks were so powerful that Frickingdumbaltmon exploded and was never seen again. Then of course they got sent back to some really wimpy forms and got into fights about how boring the name Ikamon was, in which case she'd compare it to Hamon, which sounded like a ham and salmon combo, and Primon and Glamon would also argue about which name of theirs was most boring.

The end.

Pika The Frocky Whee Head Meets Xblade The Sniper


On an island on top of a Wailord that was somehow alive, a Greninja was strutting through. Dangerous Pokemon lurked everywhere, giving him looks. A Shiny Rayquaza roared at him, but he punched him on the snout and he fainted in one blow. "Who's the most phenominal extra-ordinary fellow?" he asked a singsongy way. Rayquaza lifted its head and roared at him again. "Xblade the Sniper!" This continued for five hours straight, with him also adding rhyming dialogue as he approached a dangerous Pokemon and beat it up. Then he heard someone singing. He used a pair of binoculars and saw a ship sailing by in a pattern that looked like Josh Kool was in charge of it. In the ship was a girl with a tuxedo, short brown hair, and bright blue eyes who was singing Something Called Magic. In a seat, next to a blond boy with green eyes and a black and red hoodie, a chocolate latte was sitting, and Xblade licked his lips, for he loved chocolate lattes. "You! Wreck that ship and gimme that latte!" he ordered Rayquaza, who was now not beaten up. He flew up into the air, above the ship. "Dude what's that big tapeworm up there?!" Pika cried. Of course, Rayquaza was very offended. He Mega Evolved and Dragon Ascented the ship, blowing it to bits. Then he remembered how Xblade had wanted him to get the latte and faceclawed. But then he realized that the chair Gladion had been sitting on with the latte he was just trying to drink in peace was floating on the water, unscathed. Of course, Gladion was very confused and his eyes were wide as saucers as he held the latte. Rayquaza flew down and grabbed Gladion by the hood of his hoodie and held him in his jaws. Of course, Gladion was freaking out by now. Rayquaza snatched the latte in a hand and flew off to the island. Upon reaching the island, he handed the latte to Xblade and dropped Gladion in a volcano, home of Groudon. Gladion hit the bottom and came face to face with the derpiest green baked bean monster he had ever seen. "BAKED BEANS DOOOOORP!" Shiny Groudon roared. "Ah crap." Gladion groaned. Xblade, triumphant, was about to drink the latte when he heard loud splashes. Riding on the back of a Shiny Primal Kyogre was Pika. He was startled so much that he dropped the latte. For a moment, he was devestated, but regained his composure. When the Shiny Primal Kyogre reached the Wailord island, Pika jumped off of his back and thanked him before turning to Xblade. "Dude, this giant tapeworm wrecked my ship and stole Gla-Gla! Where is he, by the way? And who are you?" Pika asked innocently. "Who's the most phenominal extra-ordinary fellow?" Xblade asked, breaking into song again. "...Your mom?" Pika asked. Xblade slapped her across the face and she fell to the ground. "Xblade the Sniper!" "Hey, hey, keep the attitude in check, old man!" Pika said rather sassily as she got up. Xblade laughed. "I live here on this island you came toward, a beautiful place on the back of a Wailord! I kidnapped your boyfriend, that's one thing for sure, I hope he doesn't give Groudon a stomachache because baked beans are the cure!" Xblade rhymed. First Pika went red in the face out of blushing because Xblade referred to Gladion as her boyfriend, and now she was going pale in the face out of fear. "W-What?! Do you mean this 'Groudon' thing a-ate Gladion?!" she screamed. "I have to keep him fed or he'll keep me up all night, singing Parlor Swipple songs with annoyance and might!" "Oh shut up with the stupid rhyming you murderer! If Gladion is harmed, I'll... I'll beat you up!" "Ha! Such a small thing as you couldn't harm a fly, but if you want to lose your teeth then you're free to try! I'm known far and wide for my excellent power, and you'll be known far and wide as a pathetic little flower!" Xblade's taunts were too much for Pika, and she got into a fighting stance. She tried to punch him right in the nose, but he quickly sidestepped and she fell to the ground. They fought and fought, Xblade dodging Pika's attacks or using them against her, until she was just about to collapse. He grabbed her by the collar of her tuxedo and lifted her up. "Who's the most phenominal extra-ordinary fellow?" he asked her. She looked rather dizzy and when she looked at him and saw about fifteen Xblades. She didn't reply. "Who's the most phenominal extra-ordinary fellow?!" he demanded. "Gladion..." she whimpered. Even if he was dead, he was much better than Xblade the Sniper. Xblade was furious and knocked her through the air with a powerful punch. She hit the clouds and slammed into the ground hard. Xblade did his singsongy thing like he had before. But suddenly, someone punched him in the jaw in the middle of his song about how he beat Pika up. It was Gladion, and he was furious. "What?! Into the volcano, certain death for anyone, you were flung, but yet you're back and made me bite my tongue?!" Xblade cried. Gladion dumped cold water on Pika's head and she woke up. She sat up and said "Wha- this is such a lame birthday party..." before collapsing again. Gladion tried to get her back on her two feet, and when he managed to have her rest her back against a tree, he turned to Xblade. "Look, bub. I don't know who you think you are, but no one drops me in a volcano and beats up my best friend and gets away with it. That baked bean-fueled guard dog of yours is pretty pathetic too!" "We'll see about that, you blond little brat! I'll beat you as easily as I'd pull a Scorbunny out of a hat!" They begun to fight, but partway through, Gladion didn't move. He just took hit after hit and mocked Xblade, taunting him into fighting. By the end of it, he was a bloody, bruised mess. Xblade, smirking, was just about to land the finishing blow when Gladion fired off an intense blast of energy with three times the force of the hits he had taken, as, Xblade didn't know, he knew Bide. Xblade landed on a tree branch, unconscious. Gladion had won. By the time they had both recovered, Pika decided to sing a song that was cringey as frick. "Your skin is blue! Your brain is made of splinters and glue! You had to use the loo, but crazy people were after you, and so you couldn't poo! Your tongue is pink! You're so insane you can't think! You look like derpy Link, your intestines have a kink, and you inhaled too much Zinc! Your eyes are dead! They're duller than my bed! They're rolling out of your head, to a place where lameheads tread, and so you turned around and fled!"

The end.

This story features a parody of X. What is said parody's name?
1) Ecksic Hed
2) Xblade the Sniper
3) King X


X is presented as a Pokemon. Which one?
1) Greninja
2) Politoed
3) Sunflora


What does X do all the time?
1) Sing and rhyme
2) Ride Pokemon
3) Eat


X also lives on an island on the back of a Pokemon. Which one?
1) A horde of Corsola
2) Non-Shiny Kyogre
3) Wailord


X wants a chocolate latte that happens to be on a ship. Who is driving said ship?
1) Pika
2) Josh Kool
3) Gladion


Pika is on this ship, of course, and she's singing a song. Which one?
1) Hau Thriller
2) Icy Eyes, Icy Heart
3) Something Called Magic


When Pika notices Shiny Rayquaza flying above the ship, what does she refer to him as?
1) Gyarados
2) A tapeworm
3) The 'blue Rayquaza from my dream'


Rayquaza destroys the ship with a move and kidnaps Gladion because he has the latte X wanted. What move did he use?
1) Outrage
2) Iron Head
3) Dragon Ascent


Gladion is dumped far away from X and X is about to drink the latte when...
1) It comes to life and says its name is Coco and they fall in love
2) He's startled and drops it accidentally
3) It disappears into thin air


Gladion is attacked a lamehead. Which one?
1) Shiny Groudon
2) Parlor Swipple
3) Josh Kool


Eventually, Pika reaches the island, and X says that Gladion is dead. She threatens to beat him up for killing him, and what does he say to get on her nerves before she tries to fight him?
1) He calls Gladion ugly
2) He says she's stupid
3) He calls her a flower


Turns out that Gladion didn't die, and he arrives very angry. Then he wakes Pika, who was unconscious, up. How does he do so?
1) Dumps cold water on her head
2) Slaps her
3) Kisses her


X and Gladion begin to fight, and Gladion uses a Pokemon move to defeat X. What move?
1) Giga Impact
2) Bide
3) Revenge


At the end of the story, Pika sings a parody song. What is the title of this song?
1) Chop Su-whee
2) Holding Out For A Gla-Gla
3) Your Skin Is Blue


And finally, what does this story take inspiration from?
1) A Pokemon episode
2) A Popeye episode
3) A Digimon episode

Me too tbh

I cant decide whether to believe that or not. Im leaning towards no based on that guys current reputation here

lol

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