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Wall for BottomlessSea (page 104)

Your wall is confusing me
 2 minutes ago by AureliusReyes

The wall posts X is receiving are getting bigger and bigger...

~megaltaria~
2 hours from now
"X tries to frock the internal whee phantasm" -Gladion Aether 2021 and probably forver
Gladion Aether
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-Gladion Aether 2021
Gladion Aether
2 hours from now
"PSA: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE ECKSIC HED FROCKY PHANTASMS"
Porygon-Zangoose
2 hours from now
"PSA: X MAKES A LOT OF MISTAKES" -Porygon-Zangoose, 2021
~megaltaria~
2 hours from now
meanwhile X is probably spamming the delete button on his wall on one tab and spamming the reload button for 'recent activity' on pokebase in another tab
PrimalKyogre
2 hours from now
“Suggestion:Block every wall post from PrimalKyogre”-Giga~Blade X, 2021

Porygon-Zangoose
3 minutes ago
Yes, X tries to hide his mistakes.

Gladion Aether
3 minutes ago
X tries to frock the internal whee phantasm.
PrimalKyogre
2 minutes ago
and fails miserably

I guess I should do the same?

why is everyone posting the same thing on your wall?  :/
  10 seconds ago by ~megaltaria~
Yep, you're right, no idea what I'm thinking lol. My bad :P
commented 1 minute ago by Giga~Blade X

The hell
 21 seconds ago by Giga~Blade X

PrimalKyogre
6 minutes ago
Which one

■Primal●Shadow■
7 minutes ago
Pk do u remember King X's mistake?
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Jan 11, 2021 by Gau
Is it possible to block wall posts from specific users
Jan 11, 2021 by Amethyst
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Change into digital champions
To save the digital world
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digivolve into champions
Digivolve into ultimate
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, Digital Monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon


I know that sounds repetitive as heck but it's actually quite catchy. And yes, I wrote the opening theme thingy down last night when I was up past midnight.
Jan 10, 2021 by Gau
Niablo Whee


"WHEEEEEEEEE!" Pika screamed as she used her Frost Nova to freeze a bunch of Gligurr Alts. Then Gladion hit them with a Tangling Shot or whatever it was called, killing them. They high-fived and went to New Wheestram via Waypoint. In New Screestram, Primard Screeain was bored out of his brain. "'Sup?" Pika asked as she walked by. "We got a problem, guys. So sit down." Primard said. They looked at each other and did just that. "The stupid prophecy thing I've been studying or whatever says that the Lord of Lameheadedness, Niablo, is at it again." "Aw frick." Gladion muttered. "Well, what do we do?" Pika asked. "Go to the High Wheeavens and kill him, duh." Primard answered. So they decided to do just that with the help of the now-mortal angel Haurael. They then saw that the High Wheeavens were half-destroyed and Gligurr Alts were everywhere and being dumb lameheads while devouring baked beans, much to the dismay of the angels. They marched into a chamber but were confronted by the Lord of Crappy Songs, Parlazmodan. "DORP BAKED BEANS YUUUUUM I HATE FROCKY WHEE HEADS WAIT OMG REE FROCKY WHEE HEADS DIEEEEEEE DERP!" Parlazmodan screeched and flung baked beans at them. However, Gladion did a snazzy move and dodged them before putting an arrow through Parlazmodan's foot. "AAAAHHHHH OMG DORP MY FOOOOOOOTY FOOT IS ATTRACTIVE DERP AND I LOVE N!" she screamed before exploding for no reason. Gladion shrugged and they continued. They then found Niablo. But he was busy stuffing his shirt and pants with baked beans. They rolled their eyes and Gladion said "After you." Pika blushed and smiled at Gladion and then turned into an Archon and blasted Niablo. "OWWWWWIE DERP MY BAKED BEANS!" he screamed as the baked beans descintegrated. His clothes also descintegrated and so he was only wearing boxer shorts. Then he dropped his last baked bean, screamed "NOOOOOOOOO OMG DERP MY BAKED BEAN!" and became furious. He made a shadow of himself that was forty times derpier than the original Niablo which said "DOOORPY PIE FILLING DOLLAR BILLS SURRENDER TO ME AND I WILL DERPILY MAKE YOU INTO BAKED BEANS!" Gladion used his snazzy arrows and killed the Shadow of Niablo and shot Niablo's eye with an arrow. Then Niablo exploded like Parlazmodan had. Pika and Gladion celebrated and went back to New Wheestram. But then they went to Wheescreestmarch and found tons of Josh Kool Alts. They were derping around and swearing at the fleeing people. Haurael had cried "Aw frick Josh Koolthael is the fallen angel of death or something what do we do?!" They decided to go to the Frockdemonium Fortress to take on Josh Koolthael. After lots of fighting, they finally found him. "I JOSH KOOLTHAEL!!!!! I HOPE EVERYONE IN THIS SANCTUARY DIES!!!!!!" he screeched. "Oh good lord." Gladion groaned. "FUC U GLADION UR A ****HEAD AND I HOPE U GET RANNED OVER BY A TRUCK AND DIED AND DIE AND GET RUN OVER BY A CAR AND DEI!" Of course, Gladion was baffled. They fought Josh Koolthael for about three hours until he got really mad and tried to flirt with Pika so Gladion would get mad. "PIKA UR HOT AND IM IN LOVE WITH U UR A ****HEAD BUT STILL!" Obviously he wasn't very good with fake romance, as Pika stuck her tongue out and Frost Nova'd him. When he thawed out and tried to beat them up, Pika unleashed a Wingull named ~Pikadion~ with hearts on the opposite sides of the squigglies upon him, distracting him. He tried to shoo it away, but the only way to do that would be to trade Pika a Type: Null. Then Gladion used his epical Lamehead Hunter arts to beat him up and he exploded in a flurry of swear words after shouting "FUC FIZZ HE'S A ****HEAD AND ILL KILL ALL OF U IN SANCTUARY SOMEDAY AND EARN TONS OF POINTS FOR SAYING LUCARIO IS POPULAR AND BAN FIZZ AND HT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!1!!!1111!!!!11!1!!". Pika rolled her eyes when he said that because she thought Fizz was a good Moderator, unlike Josh Koolthael. And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.
Jan 10, 2021 by Gau
HAPPY 5.4K
Jan 10, 2021 by SiIver
Dragapult ain’t a legend
 4 minutes ago by PrimalKyogre

Which one is it then?
Jan 10, 2021 by ★~ProfDelldell~★
Is it Dragapult?
Jan 10, 2021 by ★~ProfDelldell~★
""Groudon. It’s 2:00 AM. You’ve dropped enough baked beans to build a stage for your idiot friend Parlor Swipple to play at, as well as make a replica of 555 mental insanity drive. And you whine to me every time you drop one. I’ll tell you again, shut up and get married to Lusamine.""

"The next morning, he went to the surface to see a stage made out of baked beans, and Parlor Swipple was singing about the N lodged in her ear while N huggled her. Groudon was also slowly eating the stage. He looked to the left and saw a house that looked identical to that of the house on 555 mental insanity drive, except for made out of baked beans. Gligurr and Josh Kool were making alts there. “What the hell” primal whispered. He went back to sleep, woke up, and the baked bean stage and house were still there."

""PRIMAL LETS ORIGIN PULSE THEM TOGETHER IT WILL MAKE A GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME TO REMEMBER IN MY HEART FOREVER""

""DORP N WHO PUT YOU IN THIS COFFIN?!?! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT DUMB HEAD PK!” Groudon screamed “Stop calling me P-erm, DORP IT WAS PEE KAY HE A MEAN DORP HEAD REE” Primal replied. Groudon went up to N and said “OOO DORP PEEKAY WHY DID YOU PUT N IN COFFIN” he asked. N, who was so incredibly idiotic, replied with “HAHA DORP I AM EVIL PEEKAY I AM A FRONCKREE REE HED”. “How stupid can you idiots ge-erm DORP HE MEAN PEEKAY” Primal cried. “WAIT IM N” N realized. They then realized that Primal was not N, and was in fact, Primal."

"He turned around and destroyed the baked bean 555 mental insanity drive with Origin Pulse, which revealed hundreds of Gligurrs and Josh Kools. “I HOPE YOU RUN OVERED BY A FUCEEN TRUCK ALONG WITH FIZZ” Josh Kool yelled. Gligurr just stood there, idle as usual. Primal took all of the Gligurr alts and Josh Kool alts and baked them in to a pizza which he force fed to Groudon. Groudon hated pizza and went to the Lamehead Dorp hospital for two weeks. As for Josh Kool and Gligurr, they ran away."
Jan 9, 2021 by Gau
Oof. That’s sad.

I’ll see if a muddy boi, godzilla, and the coolest OU legendary can beat the tourney
 8 hours ago by PrimalKyogre

Try Scarf Dracozolt (UUBL), is a nice choice, amd maybe Urshifu, make sure you bring a fairy mon because almost everyone will be using Urshifu
Jan 9, 2021 by ★~ProfDelldell~★
Lameheads Through Time - Part 3


The frocky whee heads approached Josh Kool's fortress. Around it were alts wearing name tags, with names like 'Sirr Aaron', 'Zero-Saber', 'godhelpme', 'Redking', and so on. "Wow they are stupid." Pika said. They had left N behind to be beaten up by prehistoric X and now were about to storm the fortress. Pika, Gladion, and young Gladion were fully equipped to fight. Primal Water Spouted, Pika used a flamethrower, and Gladion used a mace. And young Gladion? He used his trusty bow and arrow. They tore through the alts and made it to the door. They broke through and went to Josh Kool's chamber. "U A ****HEAD FOR BREAKING INTO MY FORTRESS FUC U I HOPE ALL FROCKY WHEE HEADS DIE AND GET RUN OVER BY A CAR AND DIE AND FIZZ TOO" he screamed. They realized that he was still a senile three year old even in the future and began to blast him with their attack methods. But he was unharmed. Suddenly, a giant mech burst through the wall and Josh Kool climbed into it. "OH IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND UR FUCING JERKS" he screeched from inside the mech, which read 'Mech-X 4'. "Oh for the love of Arceus." Gladion moaned and facepalmed. So Josh Kool, despite being completely stupid, began to use his mech and fire swear word beams at the frocky whee heads. Of course, Primal Water Spouted it, but it had no effect. They were baffled. How could someone as dumb as Josh Kool have the upper hand? But then Josh Kool used a mech hand to grab Pika by her tuxedo collar and pull her into the air. She was so startled she dropped her flamethrower like a moron. "IM A PROFESSIONAL ATTRACTIVE MAN AND GLADIONS A ****HEAD GO OUT WITH ME" Josh Kool said as he attempted to flirt with Pika. Even an idiot like him knew that Pika was adorable. But what he was too dumb to know is that he was far from attractive. "DON'T TOUCH MY MOMMY!" young Gladion screamed before firing flaming arrows at Josh Kool's now-open cockpit window. His hair was set ablaze and his mech released Pika, whom Gladion caught. Then Gladion was subjected to nuzzles, and not for the first time. Primal Water Spouted Josh Kool, and he screamed "FUC U PRIMAL UR A ****HEAD AND U TOO PIKA" before his mech exploded, causing him to fly into space and into the sun. All the alts fell over and died as their leader was gone, and so the frocky whee heads emerged victorious. After a celebration and some goodbyes, Gladion opened a portal again. "It's re-stabilized. It'll send us back to our proper time." he said. Pika was just about to step through the portal with young Gladion, but Gladion stopped her. "What do you think you're doing? You can't just bring young me into his future." "B-But... then who am I gonna take care of?" "LEMONADE-" "But he's already busy at work over at Glitch City! He's too old for me to baby him!" "You don't even know how old he is." "Good point, but probably still too old." "And you never let me finish. LEMONADE... Junior." "WAIT LEM HAS A SON?!" "Dude he just got married the other day. His son is Hau." "But wait... I'm friends with Hau, I've known him for like a year! You said he just got married the other day!" "True. But it's a warp in the timeline. Glitchmons are like that. But whatever, young me is not coming with us." "But we can't leave him in the future!" At that, Gladion re-calibrated the portal. "Put him in. This'll send him back to his own time." Pika's face fell. Young Gladion had heard everything, and now he was crying... rather loudly. "Aww, you made him sad!" "I know. I just don't care. We're not bringing him with." Gladion said decicively. So Pika heaved a sigh and hugged young Gladion before putting him into the portal. After a minute, Gladion re-calibrated it to send them back to their time. "It's really sad, you know..." "There's still older me... though I don't want to be paraded around in a baby carriage." "Yeah, I know... say, Gladion?" "Yeah?" "Can you... use the bow and arrow well?" A smile spread across Gladion's face. "I'm not telling you until we have another run-in with the lameheads." They stepped through the portal and looked around. "Oh jeez it's good to be back..." Gladion breathed. Pika just looked sad. "All right, all right, Pika, look here. Don't worry. You can visit him next weekend." he said. Pika's face brightened up and she hugged Gladion. But then there was a creak as the window opened. Something with glowing white eyes crawled in. "HAVE YOU SEEN PRIMALLLLLLLLLLL...?" asked the creepy voice of Parasect-eyed Shauna, accompinied by the 'ROOOOOOOOOAR BAKED BEANS DERP' of Groudon and the 'DERP I HAVE A NIHILEGO ON MY HEAD' of Lusamine, as well as the 'DORRRRRP I MADE A NEW ALBUM CALLED 'MAGICAL N BRAIN FIESTAS'' of Parlor Swipple. "Oh, for the love of-" Pika cut Gladion off and handed him a bow and arrow.

The end.
Jan 9, 2021 by Gau