Nta Claus
Santa Claus was ready for Christmas, which was going to happen in two days. The elves had made all the presents, and Santa was positively jolly. Suddenly, he was knocked unconscious. Behind him was the green-haired, derpy-eyed N. The elves cowered. No one had ever knocked out Santa before. "DERP! NO WAY THIS CHRISTMAS IS GONNA WORK! DORORP I HAVE A MUCH BETTER IDEA! IT WILL BE PARLORMAS!" N screamed. The elves had no choice but to do as he said after he tied up the unconscious Santa. On Christmas, N got into a sleigh that was being pulled by Parlor Swipples. He flew all around the world, dropping presents. The kids around the world woke up that day, overjoyed that Santa had came. They opened their presents. But instead of what they had wanted, from game consoles to video games to candy and so on, were gone. Instead, they all had copies of Parlor Swipple albums. They thought they were being pranked. But they weren't. 'Santa' had indeed left them Parlor Swipple albums. Some children burst into tears as their parents tried to comfort them. The older kids began to swear. One of those older kids was Gladion Junior, first son of Gladion and Pika Aether. He was furious. All the other kids were upset, of course, and so were the parents. But Junior was murderously angry. He knew that if Santa were to leave something to signal him being bad, it would be coal, not Parlor Swipple 'music'. He stormed outside as Pika and Gladion tried to sort out the situation. He eventually found N, who had stupidly decided to take a break. He had a pink and purple fake beard and was eating a baked bean flavored candy cane. Then he noticed Junior. "OH DERP HI GJ AREN'T YOU LUCKY YOU GOT TO SEE NTA CLAUS?" Junior's eyes widened. But then they narrowed. His pupils looked as if they were turning snakelike, though it was most likely a trick of the light. The snow around N melted at the intensity of Junior's glare. "DERP?" N asked. "GJ. Oh my Arceus. I am going to murder you." came the slow, chilling voice of Junior. N wasn't murdered, but he was quite the worse for wear when he fled from Junior and rode off in his Parlor Swipple-guided sleigh. Junior told his family what had happened. And that same night, a sleigh was seen flying by. It was the real Santa Claus, and he had presents. He went down chimney after chimney, putting presents under trees. The Aether family gazed in shock as Santa walked up to them. He thanked Junior for dealing with N and handed out presents to the family in person before flying off on his sleigh to the next location. They all got what they wanted for Christmas. The items were very high-quality and wrapped carefully. Kids around the world had a merry Christmas after all. The Aether family became carolers, singing at peoples' doorsteps. Then, when it was about time to go home and to sleep, they all sung a song that Gladion had written. "I saw Junior beating Nta Claus, right in the middle of town this night... he didn't see him sneak before almost being put to sleep, he thought he was brainwashed by Parlor Swipple's crap... I saw Junior mocking Nta Claus, telling him the truths about himself... what a laugh it truly was, as N was really dumb, and Junior beat Nta Claus tonight... I saw Junior cussing at Nta Claus, saying words I shouldn't repeat... I saw Junior punching Nta Claus, right in his jaw over his neon beard... what a laugh it truly was, as N fled the scene, after Junior beat Nta Claus tonight!"
Dec 25, 2020
by
Gau
