Wall for BottomlessSea (page 112)

1. yes
2. pizza
3. all of the above
4. because you and ellis are polar opposites

Whee Primal mastery of Gladion's beautiful green jacket with crystal-like blue eyes [Oh yay the Whee Primal mastery of Gladion's jacket and eyes- WAIT HE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES] focused more tightly and Yvonne held onto something disturbing you need to sacrifice my cousin X's office tomorrow [Welp gotta sacrifice X's office. Send in the screes.] is my magical stabbing and pressed against noodles and then pulled down the bathtub [How, pray tell, do you pull down a bathtub?] as she affectionately nuzzled my phone died in McDonalds happy meals [Why was your phone in a happy meal, exactly?] with her eyes fixed on Friday night when females become part of the sandwich [WOO-HOO FRIDAY NIGHT FEMALE SANDWICHES] from her husband who Lillie is an orphanage in our noses [WOW I HAVE A LILLIE ORPHANAGE IN MY NOSE?!] at Junior Pika grabbed the bathroom with a powerful movement of her ribs that tried to convince me to pick my face [Junior Pika? Grabbed the bathroom? Powerful rib movement? WHY DID IT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO PICK YOUR FACE?! WHAT IS FACE-PICKING?!] I felt timid souls who will eventually become increasingly complex on the bridge [Ah yes bridge-complex timid souls whee.]

X And The Magical Colin Takeover


It was a regular day for X. He had gone out to chat with Y and some others before heading home. But when he opened the door, he beheld a sight he had never seen before: hundreds and hundreds of agate gray-eyed ten year old boys were everywhere. These were the Magical Colins. They noticed X, who almost jumped out a window but decided to leave through the door. He smashed in a number on his phone, 123-000-WHEE, and it was answered by Pika. "Hel-yo?" she asked with a weird tone of voice. "PIKA! THERE'S A BUNCH OF TEN YEAR OLD BOYS WITH AGATE GRAY EYES TAKING OVER MY HOUSE! DO SOMETHING!" he yelled, more angry than desperate. "Ten year olds, agate gray- ohhhhhhhhh. Uh, just a sec." He heard her say something to someone, and the phone was answered again, this time by Primal. "I heard from Pika. I yeeted the Magical Colins at your house. I didn't know they would take over." Primal muttered. "WHAT DO I DO?!" "You could stuff 'em in a HeadX truck and ship 'em to me. I'd quite like a Magical Colin farm." Pika answered. Then she began to speak broad Yorkshire, which X understood very little of. Suddenly, a thudding sound reached his ears. His jaw dropped as hundreds of Magical Hauheads charged at him. He couldn't get out of the way and was trampled as they charged into the house. But, somehow, he was unharmed. The Magical Hauheads attacked the Magical Colins, erupting into a small one-house war. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THEY'RE WARRING WITH MAGICAL HAUHEADS NOW!" X screamed into the phone. The Magical Colins yeeted X's fridge, which had fourty Magical Hauheads trapped in it, out a window. The Magical Colins were winning. "I'm coming, I'm coming..." Pika moaned into the phone before hanging up. Then a Magical Aurora and Magical Parlor Swipple knocked X over and charged into his house, trying to devour the Magical Colins. But one of the Magical Colins shoved a stick of dynamite down Parlor Swipple's throat. It exploded, and she flew through X's ceiling, shouting "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" very loudly. She eventually crashed back down, unconscious. The Magical Aurora spit out one of the Magical Colin's shoes and fled. "HI RAJAH BOYS!" came Pika's scream as she flew through X's window, shattering it. She let out a strangled 'whee' as she lied on the floor. The Magical Colins looked at each other before making a pile of unconscious Magical Hauheads and stuffing Magical Parlor Swipple in as well. They also tossed the half-conscious Pika on top of the pile. The leader of the Magical Colins stood on top of the pile, victorious. "My spine..." Pika whimpered. X was outraged when he saw that the leader of the Magical Colins was wearing his 'EPICAL' crown, a priceless artifact from the Toople Pleat family. He went inside his house, steaming, as the Magical Colins eyed him with curiousity. "GIVE ME BACK MY EPICAL CROWN, YOU BUNCH OF AGATE BRATS!" he yelled angrily. The leader of the Magical Colins jumped down from the pile of mostly unconscious people. He looked X up and down and spoke. "Who might you be?" "I OWN THIS HOUSE AND THAT CROWN! SO GIVE THEM TO ME!" "No. This is our house now. That giant blue whale sent us this way. It was magic that drew us here." the Magical Colin leader said. "MAGIC SCHMAGIC GIVE ME BACK MY FRICKING HOUSE! Y'S GOING TO VISIT AND I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS STEALING HER FROM ME!" Pika fell off of the pile and got to her  feet, looking quite the worse for wear. She walked up to X, got all up in his face, and said "Shut it." X was furious. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE!" "Wrong! This is gonna be the location of my Magical Colin farm! You can live on a farm forever and do farm stuff with Y on actual farmland!" "YOU'RE JUST LETTING THEM STAY HERE BECAUSE COLIN'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM THE SECRET GARDEN!" "Yeah, and also because I'm the founder of the Colin > X club! So shut!" Then a loud scream reached their ears. They ran outside to see N in a giant mech that had 'N x Parlor Swipple' and 'DERP' painted on it. He stuffed Y in a cage as well as the leader of the Magical Colins by using his giant robot arms. "OMG Y!" X screamed. "OMG Y, SCHOMG DIE!" Pika mocked before calling Primal on her phone, his number being 456-000-SCREE. "DERORP! I AM N AND I GO DERRRRP DORP I'M GONNA EAT A MAGICAL COLIN FOR DINNER!" N screamed. "NOOOOOO HE HAS MY CROWN!" X screamed. The Magical Colin leader had a look on his face that said 'oh for the love of god'. Y let out screams, sounding like that Goodheart girl from Captain Proton on Star Trek. X let out girly screams as well, as if they were trying to communicate. Then it began to rain, and Primal fell from the sky, screaming "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", before Origin Pulsing the N x Parlor Swipple mech. "OMDERP!" N screamed. Suddenly, Magical Colins poured out from the house and began to attack N's mech. They punched it, kicked it, infiltrated it, busted controls, ripped out wires, and so on. N fell out of his mech, and the door to the cage opened. The leader of the Magical Colins and Y ran out. The mech exploded after all the Colins had gotten away from it. N stared in horror before the Magical Colin leader smashed the 'EPICAL' crown over his head. It broke into multiple peices and N fled. X was upset that the crown was gone, but, he thought, at least he had Y. But then something horrific happened. Y started to flirt with the leader of the Magical Colins. "Y WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" X screamed as the Magical Colin leader looked like he wanted to run away and never come back. "THIS MAGICAL COLIN HAS AN ARMY SO I'M DIVORCING YOU TO MARRY HIM!" Y replied happily. X fell to his knees, all the energy knocked out of him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed. Pika ran off and came back, driving a HeadX truck. "GET IN, MAGICAL COLINS! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE X AND POOR LEMONADE!" she screamed. The Magical Colins got into the back of her truck, with the leader getting in one of the front seats. Primal also got in, and she drove off. Y let out a scream just like X's, and they spent the rest of their lives marrying and divorcing each other.

The end.

Yay!

1: No
2: Scree
3: All of the above
4: Ecks

Sp i dinno where we stabd as griends or nit (nudges snow with shoe and looks down) but i’m really sorry about the dussagreemeabt i had ‘t planned on it coming to chat at all i...just wish we could all get alobg it’s the holidays we should be havong fun nit fighting

What kind of personality do you like?

1: Fashionable and popular
2: Dependable leader
3: Gentle and nurturing
4: Flamboyant and funny


What color do you like?

1: Red
2: Orange
3: Yellow
4: Green
5: Lime green
6: Pale blue
7: Blue


A place your friend might like?

1: Refreshing, breezy place
2: Where water tastes delicious
3: Mysterious place
4: Exotic place
5: Place surrounded by the sky and sea
6: Secret unknown place


What do you want to do together?

1: Eat a yummy meal
2: Explore the world
3: Find treasures
4: Have tea and chat
5: Excercise in nature
6: Battle, of course

XD

Why thank you

Thanks, I dealt with it.

Super Whee Bros. Brawl


"DERP!" was heard across the land. In the middle of a whee party with Pika, Gladion, Primal, and Junior, N broke through the ceiling. "Oh great." Junior moaned. In N's hands was a giant hot pink ray gun with a picture of N and Parlor Swipple kissing painted on it. "I HAVE COME TO PUT THE WORLD INTO THE N DIMENSION DEAL WITH DORPING IT!" "I'll deal with whatever the 'dorp' I want, thank you very much." Primal stated. "HA RESISTANCE IS DERPTILE!" "What's a derptile? Is that a derpy Sceptile?" Pika asked. "NO IT'S MY GRANNY'S OLD DERPY SCREE!" This made Primal very angry. "How dare you mock scree-" But before he could insult N, he was hit by a laser from the ray gun and was turned into a derpy trophy. "Oh frick." were Gladion's words. They tried to fight off N and wreck his N x Parlor Swipple derpy-trophy ray gun, but they were unsuccessful because they got turned into derpy trophies. N laughed evilly and stole their trophys before tossing a ping-pong ball into the room and running away. That ping-pong ball created a giant ball around the area, thrusting said area into the N dimension. This continued on for ages, and N eventually retreated into the ever-growing N dimension. They had kidnapped the Gladion clone so he could play instruments again as Parlor Swipple sung to N. "OH MY DERP WE ARE EPICAL AND S-M-R-T AND WE RULE THE N DIMENSION AND TURN CLONES INTO SLAVES WHO ARE ABOUT TO CROAK AND MY TOILET OVERFLOWED SO I HAD TO PEE IN THE BATHTUB WHILE YOU WERE BATHING!" she sung, which made N sing along. The Gladion clone wanted to kill himself. He was chained to N's chair, that N had found in a dumpster, by the neck. "YUMMY I DRINK SOLID KEYBOARDS AND HAU'S KNEES WHICH ARE DERPIEST OF THE PEA PODS AND I HATE BROCCOLI TOTS AND MAC AND CHEESE BECAUSE I'M A LAMEHEAD!" N sung. The Gladion clone smashed his head into his piano. "OH DERP I CAUGHT A MAGICAL TRAGICAL HEAD INJURY FROM THE GLADION CLONE!" Parlor Swipple shrieked. The Gladion clone had no head injury, as the piano was made from pureed baked beans, so you can imagine his reaction. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" N said. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" Parlor Swipple said. "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "OK DERP TURN HIM INTO A TROPHY!" "WILL ONE OF YOU JUST TURN ME INTO THE *&#$!^% TROPHY?!" N and Parlor Swipple were startled by his language. "DERP NO SWEARING!" "Look, bub, I've been chained up here playing baked bean instruments and listening to you go 'SHRIEK SCREAM DERP' nonstop. It's worse than being subjected to Pika going 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'. I'm not going to be all happy and nicey because I wish you were both dead." "WE CREATED YOU DERP WE'RE YOUR PARENTS!" "Like frick you are! Lusamine and Mohn are closer to my parents because you took Gladion's DNA and things to clone me and he's their son! So go to-" "DON'T SPEAK TO ME THAT DERPING DORP WAY I'M YOUR MOTHER YOU LITTLE &%@$!" "Oh, now you're swearing? Didn't you just tell me not to swear, you little hypocrite?" "DORRRRP- I MEAN PEE!" "OH NO MY INTESTINES ARE MAD AT YOU AND YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS YOU CLONE DERP!" "Uh, what?" Then N and Parlor Swipple tried to fight the Gladion clone, but even chained by his neck he fought them off. He managed to get the chain off of N's 'throne' and tied them up with it after getting it off of his neck. Then he took the N x Parlor Swipple derpy-trophy ray gun and went to the storage where they held all of the frocky whee head trophies. He turned them back into frocky whee heads and they rejoiced. "STOP DERP!" They turned to see Parlor Swipple running toward them. She was eating the chain that had held them. Junior facepalmed. They knocked her out of the way to see something horrific. N was levitating in midair and had turned partially clear, his color becoming pee yellow. He had giant butterfly wings the color of baked beans. "DERP HA HA I AM DERPUU AND I GO DORP!" "What even...?" muttered Gladion. "I WILL KILL THE FROCKY WHEE HEADS DERP THEY HAVE DERPSAKEN ME!" "YAY YOU CAN DO IT HONEY SWEETIE BABY DEAR DERP N!" Parlor Swipple shrieked. They flew into combat. Pika put on two white gloves and made one hand slightly limp with the other one going crazy. This made Wheeaster Hand and Wheeazy Hand appear and strike Derpuu. But Derpuu let out a scream of "DORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" and they disappeared. A malasada was tossed at Derpuu, which hit him straight in the face. "MALASADA!" Hau screamed and leapt at Derpuu before biting him on the nose, trying to eat the malasada. But Derpuu broadcasted Sad Hauhead Puppet Radio throughout his brain and he let go. Gladion sent out his Silvally and rode up to Derpuu before trying to brutally beat him. But Derpuu's lameheadedness blasted Gladion and his Silvally away. Junior merely grabbed a machine gun and tried to shoot him with anti-lamehead bullets. But he put up a force field and blocked them until Junior was out of bullets. Primal tried to Water Spout Derpuu. But Derpuu drank the water. Suddenly, a giant wall of baked beans was thrown up between the lameheads and the frocky whee heads. Derpuu laughed evilly for about half a minute, as when that half a minute was over, Pika poked her head through a hole she had eaten into the baked bean wall. Derpuu jaw dropped. "Surprise!" Pika said before eating more of the baked beans. "Make the hole big enough for me to get through without touching the beans, please." Primal said. "Can do!" Pika replied, snarfing more beans. Then she grabbed a taco shell, stuffed baked beans in it, and ate the taco. She did this until her ravenous appitite ate a large hole in the baked bean wall. Primal went through and the others followed, Pika with a baked bean taco in her hand that she had half-eaten. "DERP YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME!" Derpuu cackled. "YEAH DERP!" Pika then yeeted her baked bean taco at Derpuu. Derpuuu began to eat the taco. Pika reached into her tuxedo and pulled out a box and a self-heating skillet. She put potatoes, water, and butter into it and mixed it with a spoon. Then she poured in some cheese sauce. By the time Derpuu was done with the taco, Pika's cheesy hash browns were done. She yeeted it, pan and all, at Derpuu, after putting a bit on a plate. "VELVEETA DERP NO!" Derpuu screamed in agony. She then cleaned the pan and Primal filled it with water from a Water Spout. The water boiled and Pika pulled a pack of soy sauce-flavored Top Ramen out of her tuxedo. She cooked the noodles before putting the soy sauce flavoring packet in, eating some, and yeeting the rest at Derpuu. He screamed again. She ate some of the hash browns as she pulled a wireless waffle cooker. Gladion handed her some birthday confetti pancake and waffle mix and she began to make waffles. Then she buttered them up, ate one, and yeeted the other sixteen at Derpuu. Then she baked two little packages of mac and cheese with broccoli in an oven she had also pulled out of her tuxedo. She ate one and yeeted the other at Derpuu. Eventually, Derpuu was covered from head to toe in non-lamehead food. "D-D-DERRRRRRRRP..." he whimpered. "N NO DERP!" Parlor Swipple cried. "COMBINING POWER!" the frocky whee heads yelled before unleashing a giant beam at Derpuu. "DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" he screeched before imploding. Parlor Swipple did the same. The N dimension ping-pong balls disappeared and the world returned to normal. And then a giant party was thrown where Pika made lots of food and everyone ate lots of food.

The end.