Wall for Ditto (page 28)

I only have mobile home lmao

what shiny you want I'll trade you for gimmighoul

I want one!!!!!

"I also have 450 spare shiny gimmighoul that I farmed in Violet if anyone wants one. Just post on my wall if you do."

fr????????????????????????

now you shut ur saltwater fill ass right this fcking moment or ill make sure you have no pokeballs when you find shiny bouffalant

I see human not fish lol

The question: "What is the cartoon trying to say?"
Me asf: "ROOSEVELT IS GAY!!!!!!" (crossed out)
Context:
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F81fQzHiJxpL.jpg&tbnid=rdw73-kIGC5mJM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FNamerican-President-Roosevelt-Detractors-Depression%2Fdp%2FB07D67TGVV&docid=I0hDCxpK5mCdaM&w=1000&h=760&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F0&kgs=41abfe4944c535a4

True.
But what if… 700 eels?

(Context: 1932 prices)
My assignment: "If you had 5 kids-"
Me asf (crossed out):
"I wouldn't have had kids."
"I would've worn a condom."
"I'm lettin' them kids starve."
"Hey, more bodies equals more food!"

What am I other than 500 eels?