Wall for Gau (page 56)

Part 3.

    “Would you like to dance?” “Would you like to dance?” “Would you like to dance?” “Would you like to dance?” The floor was filled with dancing Yuri, leaving little to no hope of our beloved cast making it out alive.

    “Well guys, prepare for a looooooong fight.” {Rose used Swords Dance!}

    “Come ne usciremo vivi?!”

    “I have no idea what you’re saying little buddy, but I agree,” said Viper.

    {Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Yuri used DANCINGYURIVIRUS404!}

{Rose’s party was escorted out of the dungeon!}

…

 

“Dang it! We got blown out of the dungeon AGAIN!” yelled a frustrated Viper.

“How are we supposed to defeat that dancing wacko?” [NN: Dancing wacko? Don’t try dancing, Rose.]

“I know! If I use my moves that hit all the opponents in the room, we might be able to beat these dancing weirdos or whatever they’re called,” suggested Viper [NN: Again, don’t try dancing].

“Well, it’s worth a shot.” [NN: No, it’s not.]

(Mt. Giru 1F)

{IT’S A MONSTER HOUSE!}

“Well, here goes nothing.” {Viper used Roar of Time!}

The next scene consists of a 7-minute duration of a kid failing to do any major damage and dancing drug addicts filling the scene, so for the sake of your sanity, I will spare you from having to watch.

…

 

“Well, that went exceedingly well,” said Rose [NN: Told you so]. “Anyone have any other ideas?”

“EHI! Ragazzi! Ragazzi! Guarda questo!” yelled Mario.

“Yeah? What is it, Mario?” asked Viper.

Mario pulls out the list of details about the dungeon.

{Mission objectives: Wait 3 hours for the DANCINGYURIVIRUS to go away!} [NN: Oh, finally, SOMEONE looks at the details about this dungeon, and of course, it’s the one guy we can’t understand, although I suppose that’s slightly on me for making this guy only speak Google Translated lines, but it’s not like I feel any remorse for my actions. Anyways, cue title card.]

(3 Hours Later)

“Goodness, the 3-hour wait is FINALLY over!” exclaimed Viper. “Now, let’s complete this thing so we can exit this hellscape.”

“Nono, not so fast,” said Rose. “We need to have a plan in case we come across this Yuri enemy again. Because I certainly DON’T want to wait another 3 hours for some dancing weirdo to make room for us in the dungeon.”

“Yeah, good point...”

“Forse posso dargli fuoco con uno dei miei attacchi!” suggested Mario.

“What if we attack him before he gets the chance to dance?” suggested Viper [NN: Guys, listen to the short Italian dude. He has the best ideas].

“Not the best plan, but worth a shot I guess,” said Rose [NN: Oh. My. God. I’m working with a bunch of idiots here].

And now, here’s some gameplay footage that you’ll just have to imagine.

(Mt. Giru 1F) {Silvally used Multi-Attack! It’s not very effective! Rose took 146 damage!} {Rose used Leaf Blade! It’s super effective! Silvally took 456 damage! Silvally fainted!}  

{Mario used High Jump Kick! Silvally took 246 damage! Silvally fainted!}  

{Viper used Spacial Rend! A critical hit on Silvally! Silvally took 87 damage!} {Silvally used Multi-Attack! It’s not very effective! Viper took 999 damage!} “Okay, why the heck do these things do so much damage?!” {Viper fainted!}

(Mt. Giru 2F) {Rose used Sacred Sword! It’s super effective! Pogo took 456 damage! Pogo fainted!} “YES! I finally beat one!” {Pogo threw a log at Rose! Rose took 999 damage!} “Son of a-” {Rose fainted!}

{Viper used Shadow Force! The move had little effect! Pogo took 1 damage!} “Why would you go for a Ghost type move?!” “DO YOOOOU KNOW WHAT TYPE THIS THING IS?!!?!?!?!” {Pogo used Bone Club! Viper took 999 damage! Viper fainted!} “Stick hurt,” said Pogo

(Mt. Giru 3F)

“Alright, the third floor. Let’s hope we don’t run into any of those dancing Yuri things,” said Rose.

{The Bee Pen hit Viper! Viper took 999 damage! Viper fainted!}

The Bee Pen fell to the ground. Viper is revived.

“Okay, what the **** WAS THAT?!” yelled Viper.

“It’s a pen. With a bee design on it.” [NN: Yep, it’s Bee Pen. We would make him into an actual character, but due to script limitations, we had to make some changes in the original plot, so this is the best we could do. Enjoy!]

“What even does this do?” asked Viper. Viper picks up the pen and viewed its description. {Bee Pen: deals 999 damage to the target.} “Oh, so this is another one of these overpowered things in the dungeon. Neat.” Viper puts the Bee Pen in the bag.  

“Hey! Would you like to dance?”

“Oh no, a Dancing Yuri! Guys, be carefu-”

{Viper threw the Bee Pen! Yuri took 999 damage! Yuri fainted!}

“Why’d you throw it?! We could’ve used that against something stronger later!” said Rose [NN: That’s a little thing we call f o r e s h a d o w i n g].

“Do YOU want to spend another 3 hours waiting for this guy to stop dancing?” asked Viper.

“Well... no. Fair point.”

The gang continues through the dungeon, and soon find the stairs without any major calamities.

oh hahaha well that's a pleasant surprise that you've read that and remembered it ^_^ it is a cool name fr fr

that aside, im dog tired because im old now and i have this super important and tough exam and i've gotta study all the time except clearly im on pokebase T-T

(loop me in, young one, what's a gau and what promises does gau offer to its followers)

get one. ride it. fail. tell me. watch me laugh.

can you ride a pogo stick

I ain’t the sharpest gau in the shed

Gau rolled

I’ve completed the game and I have a unicorn in my team

Also, my Pokemon GO Friend code is in my wall, the part before you can say things in the wall, i have it there
"Edit": if you want to know what one, is this one: 3407 2412 1809

I am trying to get a Blaziken in Pokemon (evolution) because others are too far, i need 100 Torchic Candy and i had to use 1 rare Candy, and that helped 0000000000000000001% so i have the Combusken i'm trying to evolve as a buddy, so i get Looooooong but passive Candy but still that doesn't help THAT much but still, Torchic sometimes spawn near me and i try to catch them with a Pinap Berry so i get more Candy, also if you ask, i don't have a Fire Mega (my only one is Beedrill) so i can't do much btw

odang it was you who called me rex. that's a name from a looong time ago, were we frens then? if so, hey again, sry i dont recall u, hope u r doing good.
if not, :0