Wall for Amethyst (page 249)

I found this random excerpt and I’m so confused

    “I heard that girls are smarter than boys,” Summer sighed.
    “In the aspect of your annoyingness skills, yes,” I remarked.
    “Roasted!” Nathan said.
    “If I spent a night with you, I’d fart!” Taylor said.
    “Burn!” Summer chanted.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH CANDACE IS GONNA GIVE BIRTH TO A DERP MCFACE SOMEDAY AND THEN JULIUS WILL EAT ALL OF MY SHOES

I have no idea what that is

The 799 students are forced to battle, even though none of them want to kill, even their greatest enemies. The faculty has turned against them, wanting to be entertained, making them viciously murder each other. There is no exceptions; any student who quits or joins in the middle of the year will be part of it, even if they only attended for one day. There is friendship and break-up. There is adventure and loneliness. There are secrets and tragedy. There is reunion and blood. There are tears, hate, rebirth, and epiphanies. There is love. There is war. This is…

You wee peasant

(I’m literally shorter than you but whatever)

Per-cha-cha-cha-chance
Battle me perchance
Though I perchance don't have anything to battle with
Perchance-chance-chance

You must redo your sass story

What a remarkable response time

Mmmmmm...monkeh

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