Wall for BM™ (page 54)

(this couldn't get any less sensical than it already is)


Escape From D.O.R.P Labs


"DERP" Enneth shrieked as he drove, used in the loosest terms, down the street. His truck was a HeadX truck but with 'D.O.R.P Labs' spray-panted on it, though it was baked bean juice and not paint. Then Enneth spotted Gau, Gill, Pika, and Primal crossing the street. Although Gau was technically in a stroller and being pushed by Gill, who was dressed like an old woman and looked like his dignity was slowly and painfully dying. Why he was dressed like an old woman was unknown. "DORPETH MCREET GAU IS A MEENETH" Enneth screamed and tried to drive into him. However he ran over Gill instead, who was all right because the HeadX truck tires were made of giant inflated Ah Yesses. Gau peeked out of his stoller, pointed, and laughed at Gill. Pika didn't know what was going on and ended up standing directly on Gill's spine. Primal mentally went 'wtf'. Enneth was ten miles away before he said "WAIT A DORPING SECOND I DIDNT HIT GUA" He then made a u-turn back to the spot where everyone still was. Gill was standing out and cussing at Pika as Gau napped peacefully in his stroller. He tried to hit Gau with his truck, but once again sped toward Gill for some reason. "OH ENNETH GEE IM GOING TO DERPING HIT ENNETH" he screamed, mistaking Primal for himself while thinking he was going to hit Primal. He then smashed through the windshield and started punching his truck's headlights while suspended in midair. However the truck ran him over and ran Gill over again. Pika laughed so hard that she wet her pants. Enneth climbed back into the truck and pressed random buttons. This cast a net of baked beans over the frocky whee heads which they couldn't escape from, no matter how much Primal Water Spouted it. Enneth then 'drove' to D.O.R.P Labs, which stood for 'Dorp dOrp doRp dorP', where Parlor Swipple waited. "ENNETH IM BREAKING UP WITH BECAUSE YOU DIDNT DERPING TURD ON MY SPLEEN" she screamed. "OH ENNETH DORP-ORP-ORRRRRRRP" Enneth cried. Twenty break-ups later, Enneth decided to perform his "DORPING HOTLY EVIL" experiments. First, he decided to clone Gau for no reason, ignoring the fact that two Gaus would make the lives of the lameheads that much harder. However, the Gau clone had blond hair and green eyes and sparkled when he first appeared. "ITS A DOERPING SHYNEE" he shrieked. The fact that he knew somewhat what a Shiny was was almost impressive for Enneth. Shiny Gau and regular Gau looked at each other, sniffed the air, then Shiny Gau leapt at Gau. Enneth was joyous when he thought that the Gaus were  going to kill each other, but then he realized that the two Gaus were just playing. Indeed, they ran around, tackled each other, yowled, nuzzled each other, and attempted to purr. Enneth cried into a can of baked beans when he realized that two Gaus wasn't going to help him. Meanwhile, Parlor Swipple was trying to make Pika wear what she called a 'been macareen cootie shoe', whatever on Earth that was, and sing her new rap song I Peed On Enneth's Bed So I Broke Up With Him. She had just got done stapling a bikini to Gill, who regained consciousness and tried to punch a hole in the wall. "MY DORPING SONGETH GOES LIKE OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PEE HED UNDER THE BEENS ENNETHBOB POOPPANTS WHO DIDNT ADMIRE ME PEEING ON HIS DERPING BED ENNETHBOB POOPPANTS THEN I BROKE UP WITH HIM AND WENT OH EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Gill was in the middle of putting actual clothes on and taking staples out of his shoulders when he heard Parlor Swipple singing and laughed until snot poured from his nose. Pika nearly spat on Parlor Swipple but decided that she was lower than the bacteria in her saliva. Then a loud SCREE was heard. Josh Kool was performing experiments on Primal. "FUC U PRIMA DONNA U FUCHED UR AS DUMM AS FIZZ SO U SHULD DYE!!!!1!!1!!1!!111!one!1!111!" Josh Kool yelled. Just then, the two Gaus, who had easily escaped from Enneth, charged at Josh Kool. "FUC U GAUZ IM A PROFESSONALLY ATTRACTIVE BLOND WOMAN AND LIFE ORB SUKS BCUZ POKEMASTER STOLED MY WEBSITE EVEN THOUGH I STOLING FROM HIZ!!!!!!1!!1111!!one!!!1!!" he shrieked. The Gaus laughed at him and used an epic Thamastriad Ultima, which blew Josh Kool into tiny versions of himself, all with assorted names. "fuc u fucheds" the smallest one squeaked from the floor because he was about half an inch tall. Regular Gau stepped on him as if he was an ant as Primal was released from the tube he had been in. He tried to look at his fins, but realized they were now arms. He felt a sudden, repulsive, disgusting craving for baked beans. He looked at the mirror that Enneth usually examined his derpy face in and saw that he was now a Groudon. He tried to SCREE, but it came out as "DORP" because he was Groudon. He scrambled his baked bean-filled bulk into the tube again, desperate to turn himself back into a Kyogre. The Gaus started hitting buttons on the control panel, and Prinal ended up as a rabbit, a ferret, a random Shiny Aipom, an Enneth, and finally back to a Kyogre again. The Gaus ran around, laughed, and yowled with glee. Then Pika, who looked like she was in pain, and Gill, who looked like he wanted to cause pain, dashed into the room. They both ha d melted Parlor Swipple albums dripping from them, and the Gaus laughed. Gill was about to punch them because of his intense embarrrassment and anger, but Pika shrieked joyfully and huggled the Gaus. "Let's name the blond one Zephyr!" she yelled despite having no idea why there were two Gaus. But before anyone could make any comments, an army of Enneths in bikinis stormed into the room. "WEVE DOORPED THE DORPS" they screamed and sung songs of praise for Ennethbob Pooppants. Everyone looked at each other in a 'wtf' manner. Primal then SCREEd and Water Spouted the Enneths, who exploded in a burst of baked beans. All of a sudden, a giant cannibalistic space Enneth ate the D.O.R.P Labs but not the frocky whee heads because "THEYRE SOO DERPING MEENETH THAT I CRYED" Gau and Zephyr nuzzled Pika as Primal wondered why the frick they had a button to turn people into Shiny Aipom in D.O.R.P Labs before remembering that it was because lameheads don't make any sense and never shall.

My favorite Minecraft item is the potion that you can use in both Donkey Kong AND Kirby that fully restores your life. Very useful during the fight where Marx seems to make something out of freaky corpses that may or may not resemble other fictional characters and attempts to murder you. If you wonder how to craft such an amazing item, you need four garlic cloves, one in each corner, and three strawberries in a line in the middle, forming an H shape, and you're good to go! Use it wisely! :3

You can apply Pogie to your hair (optional).

Gunvie

En-Ne-Th: The Anime


Yo, listen up! This is a story about a blue boy who lives in a blue wor- oh wait wrong story. Anyway, one day Primal was swimming around in his ocean and laughing about the fact that humans had only explored 2% of it after coming back from praying to Bidoof at the giant underwater Bidoof shrine he'd built. It was a regular day, devoid of Enneth and Parlor Swipple. Until they descended into the ocean wearing giant baked bean cans with straws in their noses. "DLORPFH" they screamed. Primal, furious that lameheads had invaded his ocean again, used Thunder, which miraculously only harmed Enneth and Parlor Swipple because reasons. They were blasted out of the ocean, and Primal thought he could relax. Turns out he was wrong. "FUC U PRIMAL U FUCHED I HOPE U DIE AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK AND HIT BY A CAR AND DIE BECAUSE LUCARIO IS IN SMASH AND I DIDNT GET POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!1!!111!!!!11111!!!!1" a voice yelled despite being underwater. Primal turned around, ready to blast Josh Kool like he had the other lameheads, but he was hit over the head with a toy truck which knocked him unconscious for whatever reason. When he came to, he wasn't underwater anymore. He was in the lameheads' secret base which they'd recently stolen from themselves. He was also handcuffed despite not having hands and tied to a really scratchy chair. "Oh god." Just then, Parlor Swipple walked into the room, having a breakdancing spaz seizure and screeching something about 'shoving Enneth up her ear hotly'. She was holding a really old movie projector, which she put on a small table. But when it didn't project anything, she slammed her head into it, dumped baked beans on it, bit it, screamed about it hurting her feelings, and gave herself a magical tragical head injury. Primal tried to break free, but he couldn't. He tried to Origin Pulse Parlor Swipple to death, but she just sung her entire newest album without seeming injured at all. After Primal SCREE'd so loud that most glass would shatter, the movie projector finally turned on. The 'word' "En-Ne-Th" appeared on-screen as the background flashed in a multitude of seizure-inducing colors. A song began to play. For a moment, he thought it was the lameheads' 'rendition' of the Tiny Toons theme song, but it was something much worse: Obsessed by Adison Rae or whoever, sung by Parlor Swipple and Enneth. "DORP BABETH WEVE CAME SO FAR I KNOW BECAUSE WE DRIVE A CAR MADE OF PEE" "I LIT A CANDLE ON A DASHBORD DERP IM SO HOT" "YOU SAY YOURE OBSESSED WITH ME AND EET BAKED BEENSES BECAUSE ITS DERPING TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" "DORP" "IM ALSO OBSEBBED WITH ME E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DERP" "OH EM GEE (DERP)" "AND THEN I HOTTETHLY DOOOOOOOOOOOORPEDEDEDED" It was actually hard to tell the difference between the original and the lamehead version. Luckily, it ended relatively quickly, and unluckily, the 'show' started. It was mostly just Enneth and Parlor Swipple eating baked beans with En-Ne-Th 'cards' just kinda... there. But then the main villain of the show was revealed all of a sudden: Josh Kool. Except him and his dupes were playing frocky whee heads because of the sheer amount of dupes, so his name had been changed to 'Piermill Coger'. Primal was beyond insulted. "FUC ALL THE LAMEHEADS IM WAY BETTER THEN U!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!1111!!111" 'Piermill' screamed. "OH ENNETH GEEEEEE DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed before Enneth was randomly thrusted into a duel against 'Piermill'. After they sat around, tossing cards at each other and peeing their pants, 'Piermill' suddenly pulled out a can of spray-on hair dye with an Enneth eyeball drawn on it. "I HAVE THE FUCING MILLENNIUM DYE SO IM GONG 2 BAN FIZZ!!!!!111!!111!!11!one!!1!1" he said before using it to dye his hair neon pink instead of neon blue. "WAIT YOURE A POCKY WEAPON HAT DERP FIZZ IS YOUR HERO" Enneth told him. "FUC THAT!!!!11!1!!111" "OK DERP" Just when Primal was considering slamming his head into his chair, the ceiling was broken apart and none other than Gau appeared. The lameheads threw up on each other in horror as Gau was about to unleash Ultima. "NOOOOO! DON'T SAVE ME! I HATE YOU!" Primal yelled at him. He immediately stopped his attack, confused. Then he shrugged, yowled, and teleported away. Ten and two halves of an hour later (because I can math), Primal was still being forced to watch En-Ne-Th. He was currently on Season 27, and he could confirm that it was the same thing over and over with a different 'villain' each season. The villain of Season 27 was Enneth. He kept running around the screen so that he seemed to be in two places at once so he could pretend to be both the protagonist and the villain. Obviously it didn't work, and Primal felt like his brain was either shrinking or bleeding. But ten seasons later, it finally ended. Primal would've instantly fallen asleep if he wasn't so disturbed that he felt he'd never sleep again. "PEE KAY DID YOU LIKETH ARE DERPING ANYMAY" Enneth asked him. Suddenly, Primal started to struggle, and his fins broke out of the handcuffs. The rope also fell off. With a mighty SCREE, he Thundered the movie projector, the main source of his torment. It exploded. "OH DERP" Enneth and Parlor Swipple screamed. "FUC U FUCHED!!!11!!11!!!1!1!11three!!11!!1!" Josh Kool yelled and tossed a Gligurr alt at him. After the Gligurr bounced off of the enraged Primal, he slowly turned around. His eyes were bloodshot if it was possible for a Kyogre. He seemed to mumble something, and the lameheads couldn't figure out what it was because pretty much all they could hear was each other screaming. "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Primal roared suddenly, unleashing a giant tsunami and drowning everything in a five-mile radius.


The end (apparently).

Strawberry Striker Giruflame

much funny. very laugh.

(chews on Totem fun and coolly)

Arc was Killed by Giru using Magic

"Generation II
Mud-Slap inflicts damage and has a 99.6% chance of lowering the target's accuracy stat by one stage."

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