"Bonk is all you need to know. Bonk!"
"Come on, Pogo! Scream their blocks off!"
"Yeah, be afraid!"
"It's bonkin' time."
"Hey, keep your lizard on in front of the kids!"
"I hate this kid."
[kid = dinosaur]
"Don't you just love how he stays standing when a dinosaur jumps on his head?"
"No funny laugh?"
"Hey, Todoroki!"
"I've got a date with a shinobi."
"Is that Japanese for 'I'm gonna kill you now'?"
"Are you tryin' to scare me with a bunch of DOORS?"
"Hi, frens."
"I couldn't be less scared."
"SWORD GUN!"
"Tamadukah!"
"OH DEAR GOD WHAT DEMON IS THAT?!"
"I hope you burn in Hell."
"And I'll stop at nothing to kill YOU. And don't kiss me!"
"Oh noes, logs!"
"I have decided I like your voice a lot more."
"Hi, girlie. Die, girlie."
"Oh god, it's the door lady again."
"It's massacre-in' time."
"Potato. I am the potato."
"You know, for a guy with purple hair, you sure are handsome."
"I don't care how much I have to kill you. One of these days, you'll stay dead."
"The witch broke my arms- oh crap I'm dead!"
"Who needs revolving doors when we got shinobes?"
[Ah yes. "Shinobes".]
"I'm into loading."
"Did I just shoot a bullet down someone's throat?"
"Aaand now I feel guilty."
"Now I'm REALLY worried I was flirting with him."
"I just came from inside and now I need a password?!"
"Oh... well, that's something."
"Hug the hurricane."
"Ugliest ninja I ever saw."
"STOP MAKING MY NINJA MAN DRUNK!"
"I don't know what the hell I just walked into."
Aug 18, 2022
by
Gau
Original quote:
"an, sorre i got so angrey erlier!!!! I jus donn like beng in salted!!!"
Translated quote:
"Oh sorry, I'm crazy!!!! All I need is salt!!!"
I'm not sure how that worked, but I'm not complaining.
Aug 18, 2022
by
Gau
(huggles Gaufie)
Aug 18, 2022
by
Gau
At the time of this post, I have hatched 110 Skitty Eggs as part of the third Skitty hunt.
And now for this.
Gau was the inspiration behind the Wildlings, if you didn't know. It all started with Zephyr, my little Wind child inspired by a joke character who was in my stories. This joke character was a clone of Gau, and was named Zephyr. He got his name from a Relic I liked that I think was called Zephyr Cloak, and I thought it sounded cool, so I named him Zephyr. As a tribute, I made him an actual character in an idea of mine, which was a pretty major one at the time and inspired by the Elemental Kiddeths. One day, I thought "imagine if there was a game where Zephyr had to survive in the wild" (I imagine quite a lot of my ideas as games for fun and sometimes inspiration). And I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but I started imagining not only him, but other kids in the wild as well. I thought up a couple characters, and here we are, with the Wildlings. Funnily enough, I only made Zephyr an 'official' character partway through.
So yeah, thank Gaufie for Archie x Vera.
Aug 18, 2022
by
Gau
Nice grav! It seems you like Ultra Beasts. So which one is your favorite?
Aug 18, 2022
by
Redvolt77
"God, you're loud."
"Hello, unimpressive female."
"I dunno what either of us said, but I don't think she liked it."
"Ooh, I'm soooo scared! What are ya gonna do, hit me over the head with a flower?"
"Piss off, young lady."
"Hey! Where's my squad?!"
"Well, that was sad. Nice work."
"Look, I didn't kill you."
"Was that a yes to being my disciple?"
"Oh wait, that's a name?!"
"'Hieee!'? That has to be the least intimidating noise I've ever heard."
"Drink tea with the bandana guy."
"OH DAMN! He did terrible his first time in the ring! Poor little scrap."
"I can't even begin to comprehend what that is."
"NOOOOO MY BOY!"
"You disappoint me on some deep emotional level."
"Aww, he's already picking up after me."
"Hello, sir... tiger."
"Come on, men! Do something other than shriek Japanese-ly!"
"Yeah. Do that. Hold that pose."
"Are we gonna fight or dance?"
"Salmon's Creying."
[Ah yes, my favorite kung fu technique.]
"Three steps?! THREE?! I could dance better than that!"
"Yuniqua."
"Shut up lady I hate your voice. And your guts."
"Does that mean you're impressed?"
"I like you more than I thought."
"He learned so much that he leveled up while dead."
"I'm proud of you, my son."
"...Okay. Cool!"
"As the ultimate test, you must butter bread."
"You've all done well. Except her."
(singing poorly) "I'll take you out, 'cause I can, and why not?"
"Wait. Is he not wearing any shoes?"
"I'm not as young as I used to be. Oh wait."
"I believe you!"
[I have no idea what Yun was shrieking when I said that.]
"Oh noes, a tiger. Such scary."
"A table and a bunch of dapper blond weirdos are gonna fight me?"
"DON'T POISON MY BOY!"
"I thought I wrecked that table..."
"You screamed so loud that, for a second, I thought everything went gray."
"I feel ya, brother."
"Kissesssssss- ahai!"
"Photogenic!" (takes screenshot)
"Honestly, you look a lot better without the hat and glasses."
"Lemme guess: he'll have a really sophisticated voice instead of a funny accent."
"Hm, yes. K-A-T-O. Katu."
"I miss Akira."
"...Yeah. That."
"Are you gonna keep blathering or take me on the tour?!"
"Spinny robot!"
"Hi, dingus!"
"Do I look like Kirk to you, sir?"
"Odd-Eyes Blond Girl."
"Sodaaa."
"Whatever you say, Katu."
"Beep."
"Have a mental breakdown on your own time."
"I am constantly reminded why I like you so much, lad."
"It's good to know you never change~"
"Aha!"
"FUNNY BOY HUG ME!"
"Pogo watchin' like what the."
"Aww, doesn't he look handsome in his big-boy... armor?"
"That's so cute that I could just- never mind."
"Hey, YOU try to make a club in Japanese!"
"I am getting very sad."
"Uwaogo."
"It's seizurin' time."
"But- but I wanna be a brat!"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FATHEAD!"
"Okay, sniff things and beat crap up. I can do that."
"How is Pogo not sad?"
"My favorite superpower is to make my feet very large and then return them to their regular size without any cellular damage. In Japanese."
"...So cute I could die..."
[I wish I remember what was happening when I said that.]
"Doh-kah-to-kah!"
"Pogo, pick how masculine you want your voice to be and stick with it!"
"Hey, funnyfeet!"
"That old fart's gonna be so proud of me."
"All this strength and they kept me locked up in that cave?"
"DO IT, BUDDY! DO IT! EAT HIS FOOD! YEAAAH!"
"YEAH! BEAT HER OVER THE HEAD!"
"What the hell? How do you have more Attack than me?"
["Ah, yeah, the saucy knife." -me shortly afterward]
"Take that, loser!"
"Pogo, uh... you gonna be okay in there?"
"Embrace the hat."
Aug 17, 2022
by
Gau
Oh sorry, I'm crazy!!!! All I need is salt!!!
Aug 17, 2022
by
Gau
If you put a glock in a sock, what kind of shoe is the sock in?
Aug 17, 2022
by
MonkeyBusiness
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Lemurs down this endless owls
With hemlock but my jealous beside me
We'll possible give in, we'll never Karen
Leaked Plastic is the ultimate meal
From the puzzles, the yearbook
The realism and icebox
They can never yelps, but they sure can halve
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Pranks
Leaked Plastic
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm mails
From the oxen and the ancient overtime
They come to idiot, but they'll never justice
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm lake
Pranks
Leaked Plastic
Ohh oh-oh-oh oh-oh
I'm mails
Oh oh oh
Leaked Plastic
I'm lake
Pranks
Aug 16, 2022
by
Gau
Bee Pen
I want Goggle Trainslate.
Aug 16, 2022
by
Gau