You shall now translate the English lyrics of Go! Go! Steel Titan!. Personally, I prefer the version without lyrics, because it's longer and less annoying, but then you'd have nothing to translate, so... here you go.
In a long-forgotten place—Babylonia
The king was forged with fists of steel, and the heavens quaked
To defeat and destroy the evil that now comes
Furious and righteous, lead the way!
Hearts aflame with purpose true, call him to the fight
The king of kings, Steel Titan—we'll give him our all!
Aug 16, 2022
by
Gau
Another fun neighbor story: my mom was yelling at some of the neighbors, I forget exactly who or what about (likely about letting kids run around and scream all the time or such). The neighbor guy's response? That she should "smoke more crack".
I'm not sure why they think my mom smokes crack or why her smoking crack would help them stop being losers, but that's really something.
Aug 16, 2022
by
Gau
"I hate it already!"
"Why is there a heart...?"
"Don't you people ever use spaces?!"
"Umm..."
"How old are ya, three?!"
"Oh god. They don't use periods either."
"Oh, my favorite Japanese name! Pointing finger, leafless tree, and a nose with a line on it!"
"I really hope I wasn't flirting with him."
"Try singing."
"Heheh. Ah-gah-da-nay-nah."
"You can say OK in Japanese?!"
"Oh no, Japanese bicycle thugs."
"Koi-ga-sa-na-na-na-what?!"
"Just curious, are you cursing in Japanese?"
"Okay, he is kinda cute."
"Not weird, not weird, not weird..."
"He sounds flustered."
"Eyeball boy."
"This is seriously trippy. You know, trippier than usual."
"Haha rekt!"
"I've been Japanning since before you were born."
[...Apparently Japanning is a word. I'm scared.]
"OH NO MY BABY!"
"I can see why your head hurts, talkin' like that all day."
"Wai-cone-da-DEEEEEE!"
"BREAK DOWN? Ahaha!"
"Press the button! In Japanese!"
"Okay, I'm thoroughly disturbed."
"Damn. I just got jumped."
"Heh HEHHH!"
[Japanese Akira's laugh is really somethin'.]
"Buncha punks."
"Excuse me as I enter the bar."
"I wish I had the translator thing you point at the screen."
"Oh, that's why I forgot it existed. It sucked."
"God you sound stupid."
"CUTE BIRDIE!"
"...Why am I looking for the Japanese description of something?"
"Nyo-nyo indeed!"
"Pardon me, thug-ass-"
"Wait. You have moms?"
[RC cars have moms confirmed.]
"...Ehehe~!"
"Awful rude."
"STOP CANCELLING ME!"
"Please make a cute sound again."
"You let this boy go around without a shirt?"
"How many rounds can these guys go at it?"
"A hundred, apparently. I feel ya, buddy."
"Welp, I mashed that button a thousand times."
"At least say my name, sis!"
"I'm like twice her size. How could she knock me back?"
"No apologies?! You barrelled into me!"
"I can imagine him making an inflamed Japanese speech about him going to save a turtle."
"How do you say 'I'll rescue your precious turtle!' in Japanese?"
"Hey, Akira-san or whatever the hell I'm talking about!"
[Larg bren Yapineese.]
"Oh, what hell am I gonna go through?"
"WHEEEEEEEE- oh, that worked."
"Glad I could help! Made a contribution to science!"
["contribution to science" = "blew up your invention and enjoyed it"]
"Press A, and he makes a funny foreigner sound! Get your Levitating Disembodied Japanese Akira Eyeballs today!"
"I have a feeling I screwed something up."
"All right, maybe it doesn't suck as much as I thought."
"Aww, he's... seriously injured..."
"I am officially terrified of these foreigners."
"God, it's like Pogo touching fire all over again."
"Did nobody notice the giant turtle robot following me?"
"Ooh, angry Japanese Akira."
"DAMN, she just slapped a kid!"
"Akira bonk. Bonkira."
"Musical note?! You just slapped me!"
"What- is that a wall with eyes?! That walks?!"
"Wait that was a counter?!"
[Me forgetting that Akira has a counter moment.]
"AKI PLAY THE XYLOPHONE!"
"The future is now, thanks to turtles!"
"She better apologize for slapping me after I save the day!"
"I WANTED TO TAKE A RIDE AND SAVE THE KID! DARN YOU!"
"Just a minute, gotta carjack!"
"Wait, is he... you know... old enough to be doing this?"
[Underage motorcycle driving.]
"Come on, ya punks!"
"But I wanna walk the kid home! I'M the one who did the freezy thing!"
"But- but I wanted to steal a string!"
"Say 'screw it' in Japanese."
"The Japanese Akira is TICK!"
"PKMurder."
"Hey boys, it's-a me!"
"Funny Voice Maaaaaaaaaaan!"
"...You're just letting me stroll in?"
"Dogs vs. Angels."
"And the bam shall commence."
"I'm just about as tall as this man. Teens grow fast."
"Oh, you're KIDDING."
Aug 14, 2022
by
Gau
