Wall for BM™ (page 58)

Pogie

"The Pogau Squad

Shut up Square Enix has cute green-haired boys."

Gauvee

Geeroo Plays Live A Live And Quotes Herself A Lot - Day 2


"Question. Since Pogo's going to the Middle Ages... does that make him middle-aged?"

"Ex-pardon me?"

"Damn, boy. No demonic forces can touch ya."

Stone is stone.
Stick is stick.
"Such poetry."

"Y'know, I really wouldn't be laughing if I was stuck here."

"Pogo only has a mouth in critical situations."

"Aki?!"
[Fun fact: there's actually a kid named Aki and a kid named Akira both in the Near Future. But I was referring to Akira here.]

Akira: "Judging from that look in your eye... I'm guessing you don't trust me. Am I right?"
Me: "Don't worry, he always looks that way."

"Congrats on being the first one to know I have a name."

Akira: "I usually prefer to go it alone, but...well, you don't seem like a total *******, so..."
Me: "Don't bet on it, punk."

"Friend! Friend! FRIEND!"

"I have plenty of wisdom. I just, uh..."

"Stares dramatically."

(in a baby-talking voice) "Who's my friend? Hello, friend!"

"STOP IT I DON'T LIKE THE COLD I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!"
[For explanation, I was playing as Pogo.]

"You know what? You're cute when you laugh."

Akira: "I'll show you Hell!"
Me: "You already have."

"As you say, GAGAHHH!"

"If that doesn't have High power I'm going to cry."

Bite one bad and heal HP.
"...Y'know what, I'm gonna stay away from you."

"Cerberus? It's... a puppy. A cute, black puppy. I fail to see the connection."

"O-O-Okay... I, um... I'm gonna try to unsee that."

"You'd better get her now!"

"Just a word of warning, don't teach Pogo how to swear."

"I really hope that meat was from the dog."

"Kill the rock."

"I should stop, that gets freakier every time."

"Hello, sweetie."

"I'LL TELL YOUR MOTHER!"

"What is it with you guys not having any High-powered moves?"

"Break... rock... Pogo!"

"Damn. I refused to use that."

"As he just said, seriously?!"

"STOP CUTTING UP MY FRIENDS DAMN IT!"

"I am going to bite your brain off. Disturbingly."

"Don't you just hate it when your face unhinges."

"Aww, growl-y..."
[Translation: "You know what? You're cute when you growl."]

"I will send you good vibes. KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL-"

"WHEEEEEEEEEE Jump!"

"Stop rotating and kill 'im!"

"Vrrm! He's a car!"
[My brain seemed to be breaking down at that point in time.]

"I am decaying."

"Did he just saaaaay...?"

"That was, um... that was something."

"Oh damn I just made this guy wear animal skin."

"Flowers and Unicorn Horns. You must look so pretty."

"HIGH DAMAGE I'M SO PROUD OF YOU POGO!"

"Once upon a time, BAM BAM BAMMY BAM!"

"Y'know, I forget this guy has healing moves."

"Is that your full set of teeth, m'boy?"

"Oh yeah, great idea. Set your ally on fire."

"I AM GOING TO FREEZE YOU IN HELL!"

"I am going to bash you over the head until I... quit bashing you over the head."

"I'm... not sure how shouting is Divine, but you're the expert."

"I am going to trial very hard."

"For some reason that disturbs me on a deep level."

"Yeah, that was not Divine."

"This is reaaaaally freaky..."

"I'LL KILL IT! I'LL KILL IT!"

"Kick him right in the pants with your two big toes!"
[Hey it's not my fault he only seems to have two toes on each foot.]

"Yeah, I'd turn around too if some freaky caveman was unhinging his jaw."

"Oh damn, my friend!"

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN!"

"I think he's saying the name he logically doesn't know he has."

"You know what I like about you? You can't say anything stupid."

"Why the hell would a fish need a topknot?"

Fly Huge Boom learned.
"I am scared to know what that is."

"Hm? Po-go-go?"

"I don't see you as the 'angel' kinda guy."

"STOP SHOOTING CAVEMEN IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"W-Well then..."

"Box!"

"Emotional noises."

"Ooh, a Stun Gun! I'll bring that to my date!"

"I got friends everywhere."

"Pogo is the only one manly enough to wear another creature's chest hair, apparently."

"I'll look for you, my friends!"

"I have no idea what that is, but it should really die."

"Ah, the Motley Crew: Pogie the caveboy, Aki the edgy teenager, and Yun the bandana dude."

"Yun, look what you made him do!"

"Whirlybird!"
[Not even I know why I randomly said that.]

(attempting to sing) "Oh, come on now, bring it on, oh, come on now, we'll knock them down...!"

"I don't know what you just did, but put on a shirt!"

"'Vengeful spirit'? You frickin' drunk?!"

"Wait, that's my shinobi friend? He sounds different. Then again, he only talked about three times, so maybe he doesn't."

"Aww, Pogo is gonna fight youuuuu~"

"No butterfly can stand up to my Fly Huge Boom!"

Oboromaru: "You are not like the phantoms that roam this cursed land..."
Me: "He's a phantom. Pogo Phantom."
[The mental imagery is really somethin'.]

"Pogo can no longer get drunk."

Bloodlust learned.
"I uh."

"...Goldfish launcher?"

"Headbang of DEATH!"

"In hindsight, that was a bad time to sing love songs."

"STOP SHURIKENNING POGO!"

"I like you people."

"Su-za-ku! Wait, what the hell is Suzaku?"

"BONK! I love bonking things!"

"This is how you kill mammoths in ninja times!"
[Ah yes, Japanese ninja mammoths. Big logic.]

"Bright boy!"

"Bogo!"

"Hm, yes. Pup Lord."

"RUN, PUPPIES! RUN!"

"Dogth."

"Nice deep breathing noises you got there."

"DUN DUN DUN KEY!"

"I am going to rust your key."

"'Cut them down to size'? They're puppies."

"Oh, I love it when you do that!"

"POGMETH GET ME KEY!"
[Ah yes, my favorite Live A Live character.
Pogmeth.]

"Yeah, dying does suck."

"God is this guy obsessed with keys?"

"Pogo wearing Divine Armor over here."

"It's a shout. How can it miss something?"

"Oh, such a big boy..."

"Who the hell is- CUBE!"

BM (BeastMaster)

Book Mars
Bat Mallet
Boondock Mariano
Balance Mantle


IA (InsaneArcane)

Incomprehensible Ammo
Inside Acrobatics
Impure Apple
Ian Archway


AA (ArcAneity)

Ally Amplifier
Aching Ant
And Art
Ailing Aromatics

We're no strangers to this game
You know the rules and so do I
To merely use you in battle is what I'm looking for
When I hear your theme, I start to cry

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could ask you how you're doing
But you, you're unable to speak

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

(Ooh, give Gau up)
(Ooh, give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give Gau up)

I've known you for so long
My heart's been aching, but
There's no reason for me to say it
Inside, nobody knows what's going on
But we love this game and we're gonna play it

I wish I could tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him

BM™
2 hours from now
I should update my profile but I got no ideas
BM™
2 hours from now
Can you post some ideas on my wall Strawberry Shortcake?

1. Pull random stuff out of your brain and load it up.
2. Spam something.
3. kewl pokeymanz
4. Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gonna let Gau down
Never gonna run around and desert Gau
Never gonna let Gau die
Never gonna say Gau-dbye
Never gonna let Gau's foes hurt him
Never gonna give Gau up
Never gon

(brain seizure noises)

gauiru.exe has stopped working.

Here's an outline of our plans I think.

Step 1: You trade me the foreign Pokemon for... an Eevee or something random I have sitting in my PC boxes, likely.
Step 2: I Shiny hunt Skitty, get annoyed, and quit.
Step 3: I un-quit like two hours later.
Step 4: I hopefully get the Skitty.
Step 5: I trade you the Skitty.
Step 6: I have no idea if you can transfer your Jolteon to BDSP or not so you might have to trade him to me in Sword/Shield.
Step 7: Gau
Step 8: Pogo
Step 9: There is a move in Live A Live called Whee Jump. You needed to know that because it's called Whee Jump.
Step 10: I dunno I just wanted to get the step count to ten so I blathered on incoherently.
Step 11: why does this sound like a drug trade
Step 12: Yes I'm funny.
Step 13: Whee Jump

XD

"I have kicked a bird in the butt."

"Sir, why are you wearing a lizard for underwear...?"
[...Well, he was.]

"Are they sacrificing or worshipping her?"

"Sheesh. All this for a kiss. Better be a good one."

"Well, that's what happens when you marry a princess."

"Sineater? What kinda name is Sineater? It's a slug!"

"Wow... there's so much to see, so much to do...
...
...
WHERE'S POGO I WANT POGO-"

"I don't know you. Nice to meet you."

"Bord."
[Possibly the deepest quote right there.]

"What the hell is- oh. A rodent. We don't talk about rats, rats-"

"Faitheater? What kinda name is-"

"Y'know, I'd appreciate you didn't random encounter so close to story events."

"Is there, like, a fast way down the mountain?
No. Of course there isn't."

"Save the girl, save the girl, save the girl, SAVE THE GIR-"
[I have saved too many girls this week.]

"In Purple Mist, we find our socks!"
[I actually misheard something a character said as that. No idea what he really said but it was funny.]

"YOU BETRAYED ME YOU JERK! WHERE'S POGO?!"


{WARNING: Very meenie bad words ahead as I argue with some dweeb about the protagonist guy's wife who he has a big crush on. Might be funnier if you could actually see what he said instead of how I retorted but oh well. Also I'm bad at spelling characters' names.}

"...All this because you didn't get my girlfriend?"

"So I was supposed to share the princess lady who wanted to marry me? Oh go to hell."

"I did change, I GOT MARRIED!"

"Dear god, you're the biggest sore loser in the entire Middle Ages."

"First of all, I don't recall you begging. Second of all, why would I let you win? Would it make you any less of a loser?"

"Oh yeah. The lady you had a crush on married me. So you cried a lot and cried in sad and sadded in cry and boo-hoo my heart bleeds for you."

"...I'm lustful because some lady wanted to marry me?"

"I DON'T understand! YOU AREN'T MAKING ANY DAMN SENSE!"

"Actually, I have loved, lost, and known shame. Ask... uh... you know..."
[Not even I know how I planned to finish that.]

Streibough: "I've newfound strength."
Me: "Y'know, I somehow doubt that."

"So you want me to shove you off the mountain. I mean, punting you sounds funner, but if that's what you want, my friend."

"OH DAMMMMMMMMN WHERRRRRRRRRE ISSSSSSSSSSS POGOOOOOOOOO?!"
[Yeah. Because when your friend becomes a weird shadowy psychopath thing, a caveman is the first person you wanna see.]

"I am going to dance on your grave to this music."

(in a failing to sing tone that gets even less sing-y the longer I try) "Oh, you'll drown in your own blood, if you have any left, I'm not sure..."

"Yes it will."

"Okay, b*stard."

"I always triumph. Because I'm cool."

"I nearly died trying to save you, and this is how you repay me?! You bit-"

Alethea: "He suffered..."
Me: "SO DID I!"

"Okay, I'm done. I'm divorcing you. Go make out with your boyfriend's corpse."

"Sweet and humble? He tried to MURDER ME!"

"Oh, uh... so much for our divorce. I guess this is Romeo and Juliet now."

"I could've got a better wife off eBay."
[I love this one honestly. I'm funny sometimes.]

"Why do I look like the shinobi from that angle?"

"Sits there blond-ly."

"This is boring. I want Pogo."

"Blur intensifies."

"Yeah, 'cause your friends died. Hate it for ya, Justin."
[His name was Oersted but I renamed him after a fifteen year old Fire-elemental OC of mine for some reason. That makes him the only character I renamed.]

"Stop beating yourself up! There'll be, uh... better wives?"

"JUSTIN DON'T BE EVIL PLEASE I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOU-"

"Unfortunately everybody sucks."

"Hi demon. I thought you were Justin."

"Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn- NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY?! THIS IS EDGY AND SUCKS I WANNA CRY-"

"Oersted is broken."

"Nicolette Chin. Seems the voice actors have even weirder names than the characters."

"What kinda loser goes 'oh no my wife who sucked died and my friend who also sucked died so I'm gonna be evil hahahahaha'?"

"Just so you know, Justin, I'm coming for ya. My scrawny little caveman boy is gonna kick your face in."

The game: "To be continued..."
"It'd better be."

The game: "The Dominion of Hate
Play this chapter as Pogo?"
Me: "That, uh... that a trick question?"

"Pogo this is not the time to be dancing and making funny noises."

God only knows what: "O foolish child."
"Um, uh, hi..."

"Look I hate Beru but there's no need to be edgy."

The same thing that just talked two quotes ago: "Whose faith in men endures despite their sins."
Me: "I mean... he's a caveman."

"POGO DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! I MEAN THE RED! I MEAN THE DARK!"

"Stop laughing and put your Chest Hair back on."

"Pogo in Fever Dreamland."

"Pogo, you have eyeballs. Do you need to follow scent trails?"

"The fact that I don't have the faintest idea what age you are weirds me out."

"Wait 'til those Middle Age freaks see a caveman strutting around. Their helmets are gonna fall off."
[Oh yeah. They're the freaks.]

"Holy crap the Live A Live theme plays every time I enter a battle? Okay, okay, Game of the Year, oh my-"
[If you couldn't tell, I like that song.]

"Oh noes. THe slug shall eat my soul."

"Help help what am I doing I'm out of control have you hit puberty-"
[I really need to stop randomly having a stroke for no apparent reason it's not good for me.]

"I hate it when plants explode in my face. Really annoying."

"Okay, uh... that... that failed..."


BONUS QUOTE (I was reacting to my memories so it wasn't technically during gameplay but whatever)

"Do I look like a walking snack dispenser or something? Besides, I don't think you should take snacks from some teenager who doesn't watch his language or wear a shirt."