Hello, is this Jersey Mike's? I want a 3.6 foot long sandwich with raisin-apple-cinnamon-cheese-onion-sourdough bread, one slice of cheese that is exactly 1/4 smoked cheddar, 1/3 gouda, 1/6 mozzarella, and 1/2 provolone, iceberg lettuce grown on a glacier, onions that were marinated in iced tea, mac and cheese, and an egg that was flipped over 58036794375974359 times with enough salt to fill the head of a pin. And if you don't get it to my house within sixteen minutes I will tie you up, kidnap you, and read fanfiction I made when I was ten to you. For a week. Thanks.
May 6, 2022
by
Gau
