Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 1)
It was a normal day for Bee Pen and his friends. Strawberry Shortcake was still three feet tall and a simp, Shrew Cart was basically stalking Bee Pen everywhere he went and called him her bestie every two minutes, and Spooky Simp Snake Man... wasn't simping for Strawberry Shortcake? Upon everyone (except Strawberry Shortcake) realizing this, they decided to ask why. "Spooky Simp Snake Man, is something wrong? You're being slightly less of a simp for Strawberry Shortcake today." Bee Pen said worriedly. But Spooky Simp Snake Man scoffed. "Oh please, like I could ever simp for someone like that. She's three feet tall for heaven's sake! I've found someone else who I know I truly love with all of my heart." he said dramatically. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart just stared at him. "Well? Who is she?" Shrew Cart asked. "I thought you'd never ask." Spooky Simp Snake Man said, despite the fact that he'd announced it literally sixteen seconds ago. He reached into his abnormally large jacket pocket and pulled out a watermelon. And this watermelon had lips drawn on it in sparkly purple lipstick and googly eyes, as well as a puke green wig glued on it. "Meet Melony, the girl of my dreams!" For a moment, there was dead silence. And then Bee Pen and Shrew Cart started laughing so hard that it hurt. "DON'T LAUGH AT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE'S ADORABLE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man yelled at them, which only made them laugh three times harder. Then Strawberry Shortcake accidentally bumped into him, as she was too busy simping to tell where she was going. This made Spooky Simp Snake Man bump into Shrew Cart, and Shrew Cart bump into Bee Pen, and this counted as a hug for plot reasons because they teleported to another dimension. Strawberry Shortcake gasped with surprise. Not because she'd dimension-hopped, but because of where she'd dimension-hopped to. It was a small port town, and everywhere Bee Pen and his friends looked, there were people with red hair and people with blue hair. "Where the heck are we?" Bee Pen asked, attracting the attention of some of the people. "Captain Shortcake! You're back!" some red-haired lady cried. Immediately, people began to crowd around Strawberry Shortcake, who was grinning confidently. "And I'm glad to be back!" she said. "Uh, Strawberry Shortcake? Do you know these people?" Shrew Cart asked. "Yeah. This is my home." Dramatic music began to play as everyone made surprised noises. "You came from another dimension? See, this is why I stopped simping for you." Spooky Simp Snake Man said. "Sorry I kept it a secret, guys, but I thought I'd never get back here after my ship sank and for some reason I teleported to a whole different dimension." Strawberry Shortcake explained, which really wasn't a good explanation. "You have a ship?" Bee Pen asked, because the fact that Strawberry Shortcake came from another dimension apparently wasn't interesting anymore. Strawberry Shortcake sighed sadly. "I did. It was a beautiful sailing ship with a bunch of cannons on it. We were going to fight off the Lean Greens, and-" "Wait, the who?" Shrew Cart asked, cutting her off. "The Lean Greens are those green-haired morons who dwell on that one island in the north. They think the Red Heads and the Blue Crew are bad because some guy fell off of his boat and washed up here. We gave him a little ship and he returned home, but he convinced the other Lean Greens that we'd bullied him and hurt his feelings, so they declared war on us." some blue-haired boy explained. He literally looked like he walked out of an anime, so Strawberry Shortcake started to simp for him, much to his exhasperation and Spooky Simp Snake Man's jealousy. He proceeded to have a deep internal conflict about the fact that he was simping for a midget and a fruit. But everyone ignored him. "Captain, we've been waiting for you to return. You see, we rebuilt your ship!" one of Strawberry Shortcake's apparent former crew members, who also had blue hair, said. After Strawberry Shortcake stopped simping for him, her brain registered what he'd said. "You rebuilt the Good Ship Pogo?!" she cried. "The... what? Ship WHAT?" Bee Pen asked, baffled. "Follow me." a third blue-haired boy said, and everyone followed him to the other side of the island town, where the port was. Strawberry Shortcake stared in awe at the giant sailboat with cannons. "What in Melony's name is that?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked in a very girly manner, as there were giant anime boy faces carved out of wood attached to the Good Ship Pogo. "That's my ship! And it's even more amazing than last time?" Strawberry Shortcake cried as she fell to her knees and began to sob with joy. "Well, this is, um..." "Weird as frick? Yeah." Bee Pen muttered, as it was truly a sight. "Well, Captain? Should we try once more to fend off those Lean Green freaks?" "You bet! Come on, everyone!" Strawberry Shortcake said, apparently not crying anymore and jumping ten feet in the air and onto her ship as her crew members climbed on board. Bee Pen, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Shrew Cart shrugged at each other and climbed on board as well, seeing as they had nothing better to do than to join a redheaded midget as she waged war. Also friendship or something.
To be continued...
Apr 24, 2022
by
Gau
Regarding Eos's post, I'm giving you and Yuya the same message: stop now or it turns into a ban.
We shouldn't have to tell you that a person might be hurt if you make fun of their condition, but if you didn't know it then, you do now. So next time won't be a slap on the wrist.
Thanks.
Apr 23, 2022
by
Fizz
You're welcome bee freneth. :3
Oh yeah. My plan didn't work, unfortunately. The idea was to send Supreme King Z-ARC from the Extra Deck to the Graveyard (using Extra-Foolish Burial or a similar card), then summon him with Re-Fusion (or a similar card). But he can only be Fusion Summoned, so sending him to the Graveyard was pointless.
Beforehand, I was looking at Fusion Spell/Trap Cards and hoping one of them would allow me to summon him, even for a turn (because then I could use Supreme Rage or whatever it's called to summon the other Supreme King Dragons at least). But that didn't work either. Obviously, there were cards that COULD summon him, but I wanted to skip past the effort it takes to summon him. After all, I have to have a Fusion, Xyz, Synchro, and Pendulum monster, and all of them have to be Dragon-Types. Getting around that was my main goal, but alas.
Maybe I missed a card that could work, but for the moment, there's not much I can do.
RIP Z-ARC. We never really knew ye.
Apr 22, 2022
by
Gau
