Bee Pen Dimension 10 - Strawberry Shortcake's Dimension (Part 2)
The Good Ship Pogo slowly sailed through the deep blue sea. Meanwhile, Strawberry Shortcake spun the wheel a few times, simped for blue-haired boys, and randomly shot cannonballs at seagulls. Below deck, Bee Pen, Shrew Cart, Spooky Simp Snake Man, and Melony were contemplating their situation. "Well, I guess we're gonna kill some people." Bee Pen muttered with a shrug. "Seems like it, bestie!" Shrew Cart replied happily, because she liked death, being an edgy pre-teen and all. Spooky Simp Snake Man was still having that deep internal conflict. Melony said nothing because she was a fricking watermelon in a wig. So they just sat around for a while and did nothing because nothing was happening. But then they heard Strawberry Shortcake screaming Witch Doctor at the top of her lungs, and all the crew members rushed on deck. Bee Pen and his friends followed to see what was going on, and gasped dramatically when they saw another ship with cannons on it that was exactly as big as the Good Ship Pogo. The difference was, instead of having anime boy faces carved onto it, it had a sail with poorly-drawn art of some guy with dumb green hair on it. "What is that thing?!" Spooky Simp Snake Man shrieked. Strawberry Shortcake slowly and dramatically turned around. "The Lean Greens." she said, again, dramatically. "Wait, you mean... THE Lean Greens? The bad guys?!" Shrew Cart asked with wide eyes. "Yeah, those Lean Greens." a crew member said with a sigh. "All right, guys! Prepare for-" "NO!" Everyone turned to face the source of the voice, and promptly regretted it. The guy who had spoken had ugly green hair, a Rubik's Cube as an eyepatch (on both eyes), and was only wearing a pirate hat, his underwear, and socks. "What... the hell...?" Bee Pen choked. "Uh... moving on." Strawberry Shortcake said, and the green-haired guy continued to yell. "I AM CAPTAIN NETH AND YOU WON'T BEATETH MY LEEN GREANS! MY FEELINGS ARE REALLY OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MY HAIR COLOR OR WHATEVER I'M MAD ABOUT BECAUSE GREEN HAIR IS TOTALLY HOT! SO YOU MUST DIE REALLY DIEDLY!" As he said that, hundreds of Lean Greens crowded onto the deck, and some of them jumped into the cannons. "WATER!" Captain Neth shrieked, thinking he was clever for not saying 'fire', and the cannons fired, launching waves of green-haired idiots onto the the Good Ship Pogo's deck. However, the blue-haired crew members casually kicked them and they fell off. Captain Neth screamed randomly and tore a chunk out of the sail with his teeth before eating it. Nobody knew why or wanted to know why. Infuriated, he started shoving all of his crew members into the cannons and attempted to shoot them at Strawberry Shortcake. However he missed every single time because he had Rubik's Cubes on his eyes. Then he got so angry at this that he wet himself and went below deck. "Well that was easy." Bee Pen said with a shrug. "SHUT UP YOU STOOPID MEENIE HED!" came the very annoying screech of Captain Neth. He was dragging some kid who looked like he hadn't eaten in a month by his foot. Said kid tried to escape, his three inch long fingernails scraping against the wood floor, but he got stuffed into a cannon despite his efforts. "MY FEELINGS WERE HURDED SO YOU MUST BE IN PAIN UNTIL I FEEL BETTER!" Captain Neth shrieked at Strawberry Shortcake. "That's... a little hard to pull off, since you kinda didn't hit me." she said. Captain Neth furiously had a seizure and fired the cannon at her, and the boy landed approximately two feet away from her. He looked up, and the moment he did, Strawberry Shortcake began to simp for him despite the fact that he had green hair and looked starved. Spooky Simp Snake Man got so jealous that he almost squeezed the juice out of Melony. He tried to shrug it off, because he simped for Melony now, not Strawberry Shortcake, or at least that's what he kept telling himself. The boy tried to run away from Strawberry Shortcake, but she hugged him, and of course, they both teleported away. "Oh frick." a crewmember groaned. Everyone else stared in stunned silence. "NOOOOOOOO! STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Spooky Simp Snake Man suddenly wailed as if she'd died. He sobbed hysterically into Melony's wig, heartbroken. Captain Neth had no idea what had happened so he laughed evilly and danced stupidly before hitting his head on something and knocking himself unconscious. "Now what do we do, bestie?!" Shrew Cart asked, not noticing that Captain Neth was unconscious. "Eat ice cream?" "Oh, good idea!" Meanwhile, Spooky Simp Snake Man cried more as really sad music played. He glared at Melony. "This is all your fault! Thanks to you, I hid my true feelings from Strawberry Shortcake, and now... and now I might never be able to tell her how much I love her!" he yelled dramatically, as if he didn't simp for her on a daily basis. He angrily threw Melony into the sea as Captain Neth regained consciousness. He looked at the sea and saw Melony floating along, because watermelons apparently float now. "OHEMGEE I'LL SAVE YOU MS. HOT LEAN GREENETTE!" he shrieked, mistaking Melony for a Lean Green. His arms freakishly stretched to three hundred times their normal size and he pulled Melony onto his boat before smooching her. Spooky Simp Snake Man cried harder. Everyone else thought they were high. Then Spooky Simp Snake Man decided he'd had enough. He grabbed onto a rope that was apparently there for some reason and swung himself about sixty feet in the air. He dived directly at Captain Neth in slow motion while screaming "THIS IS FOR STRAWBERRY SHORTCAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" and landed a flying kick. Melony exploded, scattering watermelon everywhere, and Captain Neth's jaw fell off. Which, as you can expect, didn't phase him at all. However, the fact that he was knocked through his boat probably did. He frantically swam away, back to the Lean Greens' island, as the boat began to sink because it was filling with water. Strawberry Shortcake's crew cheered because Captain Neth had been defeated. Bee Pen and Shrew Cart cheered because Spooky Simp Snake Man had finally accomplished something. He took a bow, not noticing that the water was up to his neck. And by the time he did, he was underwater, which you'd think would be pretty easy to notice. Bee Pen sighed heavily. But just then, in a flash of blinding light, Strawberry Shortcake appeared, still hugging the starved green-haired boy from earlier. "Whoa, what happened?! Did we win?!" she asked, looking like she'd been traumatized for life. The boy squirmed out of her grip and dove into the water. Nobody knew where he was swimming to, but then again, nobody really cared. "Strawberry Shortcake! You're back! Again!" a crew member cried, and they all crowded around her like she'd done something. "Bee Pen?" she asked. "Yeah, we won. Spooky Simp Snake Man kicked that Neth guy's jaw off, but, uh... I think he-" Bee Pen suddenly cut himself off when he heard a strange sound. "Sthrburruh Shirpcihck...!" Everyone looked around for the source of the noise, eventually peering off the edge of the Good Ship Pogo. They all gasped when they saw Spooky Simp Snake Man climbing up the boat. "Spooky Simp Snake Man! You're okay!" Shrew Cart cried in astonishment. The second he got onto the deck, he hugged Strawberry Shortcake, who had been congratulating him for actually doing something. And then they disappeared. Everybody groaned again.
To be continued...
Apr 30, 2022
by
Gau
