Darn I have to do that all over again I had it all right now and then I had the spinning wheel doing
Name; Ian Long
Age: 15
Gender: male
Appearance: Sandy blonde brown hair, dark green eyes and white skin. He is tall and slender.
Personality ; he comes off as carefree interview. He’s a follower not a leader Who wants to be accepted by everyone but especially people who have lots of friends. Under the surface however He issrnsdtive he hides sensitivity well behind his smiles and jokes I don’t see it very often unless you’re close to home.
I didn’t write down your sign or colors because I don’t know what they are yet I also have no idea what are your name starts with a time of anywhere close it was a complete accident you can feel free to correct me on any of the above.
Apr 27, 2022
by
Dyla N
Don't really care.
Apr 27, 2022
by
Gau
So it is your birthday? Happy birthday!
Apr 25, 2022
by
VinnyHedgehog
Happy birthday, bee freneth!
Apr 25, 2022
by
Gau
I haven't left the basement in years help
Apr 25, 2022
by
Chao220
Bee Pen Dimension 10 - meet the cast (info accurate as of Episode 3)!
Bee Pen "Dimension" Ten - The main character. He and his friends, Spooky Simp Snake Man and Strawberry Shortcake (as well as Shrew Cart later on), were granted the power to hop through dimensions by hugging people from his hero, Pee Ben. And that's about it I guess...?
Strawberry Shortcake - A red-haired midget who simps for anime boys and rarely does anything even slightly useful. She secretly comes from another dimension and has a ship called the Good Ship Pogo (which happens to have the faces of anime boys carved onto it).
Spooky Simp Snake Man - A simp. A total simp. At first, he simps for Strawberry Shortcake, then stops simping for her and starts simping for a watermelon in a wig that he named Melony. That's about it.
Danny Gaumal Phantogre - A fat Kyogre with Gau and Danny Phantom's hair and Sonic the Hedgehog's legs. The main antagonist, despite the fact that he barely does anything.
Shrew Cart - A seven year old who wears cat ears. At first, she was a Danny Gaumal Phantogre simp, and turned Bee Pen and his friends into anime characters with a magic wand so that he wouldn't like Strawberry Shortcake. But he didn't return Shrew Cart's affection, nor did he like Strawberry Shortcake (gee I wonder why), so Shrew Cart stopped simping for him and declared Bee Pen her best friend. And there's literally nothing he can do about it.
Apr 25, 2022
by
Gau
Context: the writer I'm quoting is reacting to Mary Sues.
Now for this:
"I GET IT YOU ARSE BISCUiT"
"MY SOUL IS CRUMBLED UP INSIDE OF ME TFYDGXNJ"
"There's a south butter island?
Oh god."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Kill me."
"-DRIVES CAR AWAY TO NOPETOWN-"
"I'm dead inside."
"breathes loudly
I'm going to need a new soul to deal with me."
"HOW?!?? Like. did Satan come out of the ground and draw the sign of a Emo Sue on him? I'm going with that-"
"Looky
Wth is Looky
Looky, a nickle
Looky, a pen
Looky, a Mary sue"
"I can feel the seven year old already."
"Creys a lot"
"Five Idgaf's out of Mew"
"Wweh"
"I wish you died"
"I'm crying like no.
No more."
"ANGRY DINOSAUR SOUNDS"
"THAT IS ThE MOST STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD OMG"
"OH SNAP MATT NO WHY DINOSAUR SOUNDS MNBGEHJK MARY SUE HAS MAGIX POWERSMNBGHJEKJHSJSM"
"Image removed, but it's a one white eye and one blue eyes enderman with a Sycthe about to times larger than her with a god damn cannon ball at the end."
"ROX ASS HAHAH. Mn, carry on..."
"wHAT. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. IT'S ALL LOVEY AND STUFF THEN LIKE "Oh, btw can you burn your right arm for me? K, thanks.""
"*Siri Voice* I'm sorry, Google couldn't find "tragic backstory and unreasonably sadistic OC" did you mean "the cliche count has been broken"?"
"blinks rapidly"
"YES YOU MUST BE PERFECT AT EVERYTHING BUT TEAMWORK
NO IT'S FINE I GET IT I GET IT I REALLY DO MHM."
"*too busy mopping up my tears to care*"
"CANNNNNN YOU SMELL THE ANGST IN THE AIR TONIGHT-"
"*breathes so hard from my nose that my brain pops out*"
"Long story short she's a female Tavros that everybody either loves or slightly dislikes blah blah suffering and confetti yay"
"HEY HERE'S A FUN DRINKING GAME. TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME SHE HAS A KAWAII QUALITY. THE SOBER ONE GETS TO BURN HER."
"BRB CRYING SPARKLES AND PUKING RAINBOWS"
"IM DEAD INSIDE BURY MY SOUL"
"How the glub am I supposed to read that in a life or death situation-"
"WHY DID I DO THE THING"
"DAMN EVERYTHING. I EVEN HAVE A PC NAMED EVERYTHING AND HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT."
"Much amaze such try"
"Old hag"
"HOW DOES SHE KNOW ALL THESE THINGS MNHGYUIUYTGHJ"
"20 da f*cks out of 80 powers"
"I went to the depths of hell to bring you the first chapter of the worst thing the internet ever made. Ever."
"I would rather leave this for you guys. How should we kill it? No mercy, none at all."
"So sorry if you thought I was going to lose another piece of my soul today, I'll do it later."
"hOLY MOLY WTF. I THInk tHE FIRST THOUGHTS WOULD BE "HEY, IS THIS YOUR MAGIC" NOT "OMG SATAN GET OUT I AM DISOWNING YOU GO AWAY GOAT SUCKER""
"This surprises me too."
"WHAT. THE. F*CK. THIS IS NOT FULL METAL ALCHEMIST THIS IS FAIRY TAIL. FAIrY F*CKING TAIL."
"OH WELL THAT MAKES IT ALL FINE AND DANDY THEN AHA~"
"SHE'S BASIC GOING, HEY I WENT THROUGH THE SAME SH*T AS YOU LET'S BE BEST BUDS FOREVER AS I TAKE YOUR SKIN AND BECOME YOU
Idk where the last part came from."
"Cries"
"Please stop self inserting k thanks"
"Ken you not"
"SO STARTED TUGGING ON THOSE HEART STRINGS YOU HEAR?"
"THIS IS NOT A NORMAL, THIS IS NOT A NORMALLLLL"
"So, Jade died I guess"
"SCREAMS NO THIS IS BAD THIS IS IT MY TRAIN JUST WRECK OH"
"DROWNS IN THIS OH GOD H ELP"
"HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU GUYS"
"sits in a corner"
"LOUD SOBBING WHILE GROSSLY EDGY MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND"
"sits in corner surrounded by vodka bottles
slumps over
starts cryinh"
"Surronded by Dr.Pepper bottles, crying
Whispers
Hell was better than this"
"This is more dramatic irony than The French Mistake"
Apr 24, 2022
by
Gau
