Wall for BM™ (page 40)

"Celebrities are jealous of Axolotls (they're only juvenile mentally and not physically)." -Geeroo 2022

Girly hairarc

No, Sandblossom emphasis on the blossom part
Anyway, how are you doing?

I decided to run one of Eos's OCs through my spell checker after patching up the spelling/grammar.

Spell checkers are unkind to warrior cats (mainly because their names and Clans aren't words).


Name: Shellie
Gender: Male
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Riverboat
Appearance: He is slender with cream fur and his ears, muzzle and tail are light gray. His eyes are light green.
Personality: He, like Sandblaster, tries to get Maple to socialize more, and he is successful to a degree sometimes because he has a fun and free-spirited nature that rubric off on everyone around him despite, for example, Maple effortlessness to be unaesthetic.

Wow thanks spell checker, that makes a lot more sense.

NO WAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE, A TENTH GRADER. BRUH HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW??? WHAT YEAR?????

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Is that a Twilight reference???

Can I tell you to look into a mirror? ;)

awesome dead

Chapter 1: The Begin ing

Void (who is totally not a self-insert btw stfu haters) walked through the halls of school or something idk
He statred thinking abt how he had a headache and a b ad day and was bullied at his new school even though he just got there bcuz plot reasons and failed a shiny and was rejected by his crush and droppe dan egg on the floor while trying to cook and blew out his speakers blasting Obsessed by Addison Rae and he stubbed his toe and bit his tongue and one of his eyelashes fell out ect. ect.
He realised that he hated his life bcuz it sucked. So he did the most reasonable thing he could think of.
"DAMN B*TCH SH*T F*CK!" he screeched at the top of his lungs and listened to depressing music. But nobody noticed him so he cryed bcuz of how lonely he was despite never trying to make friends or spend any time with anyone
In his infimite sadness bcuz you (yes, you reading this) don't feel sad l ike him, he used his amazing drawing talents to draw a pcture of Kirin, Beru, Melony, Acerola, Girlfriend from FNF, Chloe, and Pyra or smth (who were some of his crushes btw but he's not a simp btw) smooching him. But partway through his art, something happened


Chapter 2: Bullyes and Crushes

"OMG it's a SIMP!" Void looked up from drawing Beru's seashell bikini and saw two kids standing in from of him.
One was a boy wiht blak hair and a Mincraf t grass block hat and a swaeter
The other one was a girlu with strawberry red hair and blueberry blu eeyes and skin that was skin and flip-flops and a cyte jacket.
As he stared totally not creepily at the girl, the kids started unsalting him again.
"SUCH A BABY!" "HAHA BERU SIMP!" "YOUR PAIN ISN'T SPECIAL!" (which is just wrong bcuz he's the only one who feels pain and nobody else ever has headachs) "YOU'RE LAME!" "WHAT AN IDIOT!"
Then they beat him up or smth.
He sobbed. as his first new crush this week was a bulli and mean.
But as he somehow gazed into her beatoful eyes whil beng beat up he realized that he still loved her.
He got up off the ground after the boy whaked him with his minecraft block hat head
"Hi Im Void and my favorite colur is shade" he said. Suddenly, the kids stopped beating him up.
"wtf that's not a color dude." the boy said
"IT IS BCUZ I SAY SO!" Void said before hitting him over the hed with a chair. Then he turned to the gerl.


Chapter 3: Meeting a Frend

"You on drugs, mate?" the girl asked Voyed. He immediately sobbed as he was brushed off. As tje girl walled away, a rando mtwenty year old girl magically appeared. Void sobbed into her shoulder despite her being 3'4". (he iin't 3'5")
"What's wrong?" "My crush redjected me!" he sobbed more
"Gyro is meen and you desevre better! I can tell yu'r cool bcuz you aren't Behem!" Void stopped sobbing so he could cry He was tutched by this random stranger knowing exactly what he was talkin gabout.
"Thnaks random adult."
"Just call me Estrid, you're big sistor."
Void suddenly ignored Estrid and stared at Gyro again, who was smoking a cigarete bcuz that's hot or smth.
"Estred, I... I thunk I love Gyro." he confessed bcuz he totally didn't just admit he had a crush on her. Astred siged.
"Well I cna't stop you. You shuld tell her how you feel, but shes really toxick."
Void didn't care bcuz he lovd Gyru (and took toxicns on a dayly basis) and love conqers all.
"Hy Gyro"
"no."
Her evil mean word pierced his heart and he broke down in tears. Then he got beat up again and creid more.
"Hwo can I get Hyro to love me...?!" he sobbed to Estrid after he was done geting beet up. She sighed again.
"Vid... there mite be a way, but shes too tocix-"
"I LOVE GYRO!" He screame dso loudly that it instantly changed her mind and seh de cided to tell him.
"OK here's whay you do. She relly likes this one caractor..."